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amtrak: whats the deal

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by dosoner, Nov 18, 2005.

  1. dosoner

    dosoner Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 8, 2000 Messages: 3,735 Likes Received: 26
    so ill be spending the next two days on amtrak. anyone got any good suggestions as to what to do on a train for 2 days?

    i've never taken it before, so i dont really know anything about it.

    let me know what the deal is.
     
  2. MrJackDaniels

    MrJackDaniels Member

    Joined: Jun 3, 2005 Messages: 413 Likes Received: 0
    sleep.
    reead
    eat
    music
    draw.

    sleep
     
  3. deterrent

    deterrent Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 20, 2004 Messages: 5,181 Likes Received: 43
    Play games:

    Snakes and ladders
    Go Fish
    I see someting...
    The alphabet game

    If you are going alone and don't have a girlfriend, see how many
    Amtacians you can fuck ugly or not all rules change on the train.
    Luer them in with an offer of competitive Go Fish. Girls eat that shit up.
     
  4. shameless self promotion

    shameless self promotion 12oz Legend

    Joined: Mar 7, 2001 Messages: 16,306 Likes Received: 104
  5. seeking

    seeking Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 25, 2000 Messages: 32,277 Likes Received: 233
    the train is sweet...for about the first 4 or 5 hours, then it's like...holy fuck, i paid MORE for this, AND it's taking 15x's as long?!
    you got a sleeper car or a regular seat?
    i definitely vote for trying to find a girl to bang, which should be fairly easy, since girls become sluts on trains. i know that sounds ridiculous, but my ex's best friend was scared to fly, so she'd take the train cross country from cali to ny...every time she went, she'd fuck a different dude. something about the suspendid reality of being locked in the train just makes their legs fly apart like a garage door, inviting any and all strangers to come inside.
    oh, and take pictures.
     
  6. Hahahah^ that was hilarious actually.
    The internet may be stupid but its good to have a ninja back.
     
  7. dosoner

    dosoner Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 8, 2000 Messages: 3,735 Likes Received: 26

    the reason ill be on the train in the first place, is because i dont have a girl any more, and i have to be movin on out of chicago for the time being.


    seeking: i just got the regular ass seat. they wanted some crazy shit like 500 for the sleeper fuck that. it isnt much cheaper than flying i guess, but it is cheaper. 120 from chicago to the west coast. not all that bad in my oppinon, but im not a really heavy travler so i dont really know.
     
  8. dosoner

    dosoner Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 8, 2000 Messages: 3,735 Likes Received: 26
    as far as taking pictures go, i do that everywhere. i got a 1gig memory card and a few rolls of film ready in the carry on
     
  9. seeking

    seeking Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 25, 2000 Messages: 32,277 Likes Received: 233
    the seats are pretty comfortable. ive never taken one any longer than about 15 hours, and i know the long distance ones have different cars. not sure if they have showers and shit though.
     
  10. SteveAustin

    SteveAustin Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 12, 2002 Messages: 7,042 Likes Received: 2
    so now you have a new mission. find a girl with a sleeper car and commence to sexing her up.
     
  11. ego maniac

    ego maniac Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 6, 2005 Messages: 2,786 Likes Received: 0
    you guys are retarded.
     
  12. Tyler Durden

    Tyler Durden Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 18, 2001 Messages: 5,263 Likes Received: 40
  13. Gat Bush

    Gat Bush Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 23, 2003 Messages: 9,817 Likes Received: 129
    taking the amtrak is wakkk as fuck.
     
  14. deterrent

    deterrent Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 20, 2004 Messages: 5,181 Likes Received: 43
    Stick all the squich mitten possable.
     
  15. Future Droid

    Future Droid Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 21, 2003 Messages: 1,077 Likes Received: 1

    TOO TRUE.

    other suggestions: its been about 8 years since i took the train from cali to ny, but i remember a) bring a blanket, the scam was they turn up the AC at night and try and con you into buying one. b) bring BOOZE, they charge a grip. c) dont get a seat near the pathway down to the smoker, some crackhead is bound too fall into your lap in the middle of the night (happened to me). d) best food on the train are whitecastle burgers (dont know if they still slang them on there.

    have fun
     
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