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amazing tips and advice part 1

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by chicken bone, Sep 17, 2001.

  1. chicken bone

    chicken bone Guest

    if you boil your batteries in water, they will recharge.

    but dont get mad at me if you get a nasty battery acid burn.

    a safer piece of advice that involves batteries, is that if you happen to lose or forget your tonearm weight, try taping 3 double a batteries to the end of the tonearm, and everything should work out fine.

    thank you, and have a wonderful day.


    chicken bone!
  2. dosoner

    dosoner Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 8, 2000 Messages: 3,735 Likes Received: 26
    I had just poured a glass of a fine vintage port wine that I had been holding on to. I was staring into it to see if any sediments has made it into my glass. Upon staring into the wine, I am able to see closer... and still closer... I can see tiny tiny tiny things floating around in my wine, but they are not sediments... I look still closer and realize that I am staring at molecules…billions and billions of wine molecules and tannins floating around in a suspension. The substance of the universe is becoming clear... and its something that mortal humans are not supposed to contain. I am crossing a line that I do not want to cross in retrospect. I set the wine down immediately. I take a short walk around the apartment in a psychedelic haze to find something to bring me back down a bit. I have already crossed the line and there’s no coming back. All existence, all of life, all of these things which we go through believing that we have a choice over is a result of the limited perception of all humans. I realize that the universe, as vast as it is, is made of energy, in the form of matter, light, and emotion, and this energy just transfers from one state to another, it doesn’t go anywhere, it doesn’t go away, is just goes on and on. As if the world was pre-programmed and choice is just not a factor, we must go on, and we must be, and no matter what we do, we are bound to it, thus negating all choice. I have gained a knowledge that is as unsettling as it is beautiful. The thought of God continues to come up in my mind, because there is a beauty to it, and even though it was inescapable, it is good.
  3. don't get in a car with a stranger

    even if he tells you he lost his puppy dog
    your moms in the hospital and he is going to bring you to her

    Now back to your regularly scheduled re-programming...
  4. JSUN

    JSUN Guest

    sometimes girls lie.
  5. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 14, 2000 Messages: 17,017 Likes Received: 178
    it's all fun and eyes until somebody loses a game...

    2 Can Sam
  6. Vanity

    Vanity Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 11, 2000 Messages: 7,673 Likes Received: 6
    there's no point in folding clothes
  7. eyeBddub

    eyeBddub Member

    Joined: Jan 14, 2001 Messages: 659 Likes Received: 0
    you can clean your toilet by pouring coca cola in there and leaving it for a few hours
  8. asteriskoner

    asteriskoner Banned

    Joined: Aug 13, 2001 Messages: 197 Likes Received: 0
    don't eat yellow snow.
  9. Mr.LonelyHeart

    Mr.LonelyHeart Member

    Joined: Aug 31, 2001 Messages: 994 Likes Received: 0
    smiling faces sometimes pretend to be your friend.... [​IMG]

    ..oh, and beware of the pat on the back -it just might hold you back....


    who's the mac?...
  10. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

    you are the company you keep

    who's the mac?
  11. hipnos

    hipnos Guest

    don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.
  12. Mr.LonelyHeart

    Mr.LonelyHeart Member

    Joined: Aug 31, 2001 Messages: 994 Likes Received: 0
    haha.. you know, there is a resemblance...



    who's the mac?...

    [This message has been edited by Mr.LonelyHeart (edited 09-17-2001).]
  13. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Administrator

    Joined: Mar 8, 2001 Messages: 18,136 Likes Received: 82

    "...A smiling face may,
    or may not be friendly.
    Good things have side effects,
    bad things benefits..."
  14. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Administrator

    Joined: Mar 8, 2001 Messages: 18,136 Likes Received: 82
    Don't pee into the wind.

    If you are downloading at negative k/sec then you are losing data.

    A poorman's patent:
    I think if you send something (ie. an original document/drawing/whatever) to yourself in the mail, and don't open it, then it is your intelectual property. Or something like that, people can't say it's theirs if it's postmarked and addressed to you.
  15. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

    nope... you put your bateries in the Freezer!!