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Am I an Asshole?

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Milton, Nov 9, 2003.

  1. Milton

    Milton Senior Member

    Joined: May 21, 2003 Messages: 2,253 Likes Received: 0
    I thought I would start a thread, where people post stuff they have done in their lives and wondered, "was that social acceptable? am I an asshole for doing that?" And then other people in the anonymity of the internet could say yes or no and then post their stories and see if they're assholes too. I'll start:

    So I go to the subway down the street from my house, and you have to keep in mind that I live in a suburb. So I go down the street to an even more "rich white kid" area to the subway. When I walk in nobody is at the counter so I'm standing there, and I here the dude in the back flirting with a coworker, but I'm trying to decide what to get. So I decide and I walk up to the counter, and dude is still in the back flirting and joking around. So I like clear my throat, but still no response, so finally I resort to ringing that little bell that sits on the top of the cash register. So dude comes out with his subway hat on tilted to the side and an "iced out" chain you can tell came from the 99 cent plus store all out of his uniform and shit. I was thinking like "you work at subway, be serious, you aren't jadakiss, plus you're white as hell. But I didn't say anything and he goes "What do you want?" in a little wannabe ghetto accent. Not can I help you, what can I do for you, not sorry that I made you wait, what do you want. So I order, and he starts making the sandwich and hes still flirting with the girl in the back and paying no attention. So we get to the mayonaise and mustard part and I'm like "Ya, give me mayonaise and HONEY mustard." So dude grabs the mayonaise and squirts it and then takes the regular mustard while talking to the bird in the back room and sprays a huge amount all over my sandwich. So I'm irritated by that point and I'm like "That's honey mustard right?" And he goes, "ohhh, nawww" and I'm like "ya well I asked you for honey mustard." So he has the nerve to say to me "Well what do you want me to do make you a whole new sandwich?" And I'm like "Actually I do." So he makes it, and starts to cut it all fucked up, not even at an angle, and squishes it all up and shit and like throws it in the bag, so he hands it to me and like "do you want to make it a meal," and I walked the fuck out without even looking back, he started for the back room, but I was out... Free sandwich for me...

    So, am I an asshole?
     
  2. fatbastard

    fatbastard Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 30, 2002 Messages: 2,880 Likes Received: 10
    no just a theif
     
  3. Fabo 2

    Fabo 2 Member

    Joined: Mar 20, 2002 Messages: 345 Likes Received: 1
    no

    if you see him again take his chain
     
  4. Milton

    Milton Senior Member

    Joined: May 21, 2003 Messages: 2,253 Likes Received: 0
    it was a 4 dollar murder inc knockoff
     
  5. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
  6. Æ°

    Æ° Senior Member

    Joined: May 12, 2002 Messages: 1,974 Likes Received: 6
    No lie, what the fuck happened to that place? The produce is poop and everything has a hint of tuna flavor.
     
  7. sneak

    sneak Guest

    thats a nice way to get free sandwhiches...
     
  8. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
  9. Pilau Hands

    Pilau Hands Guest

    that wouldn't make you an asshole, just an all-star
     
  10. Pinup

    Pinup Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 13, 2003 Messages: 2,208 Likes Received: 0
    is it off topic to say i feel like honey mustard after reading this ?
     
  11. GLIK$

    GLIK$ Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 23, 2002 Messages: 22,277 Likes Received: 117
    post more telemarketer calls.
     
  12. KillPretty

    KillPretty Junior Member

    Joined: Nov 2, 2003 Messages: 180 Likes Received: 0
    ok i got a good one. oh wait first off no your not an asshole he was being dumb and you didnt do anything to him personally just the company....ok so me and a dude we will call tim and another dude we will call frank go to this party thrown by this one girl....id meet this girl before lets call her Sandra. well sandra was pretty fucking hot but anyway Tim Frank and I walk in with 40's in hand as the partys allready going pretty well...good amount of people about 40 in a some what big house (2 storys) anyway me tim and frank are playing quarters and frank is KILLING it getting like 6 in in a row and shit making us all drink so we are really faded (im talking a 40 and a half plus some shots.) anyway some mexican kids were getting a little rowdy so Sandra kicks them out and as they leave they tip over a porta potty and shit spills out all in front of sandras house. so sandra comes in crying and the whole 9 to make a long story short they put the porta potty back up and keep going with the party. i go to the bathroom get out been walking around drunk not paying attention when all of the sudden Sandra comes out crying her eyes out. it seems someone went upstairs and DESTROYD her bathroom so she starts to get us to leave and im like fuck that so I start talking hella shit to this girl that has a big ass crush on me trying to make her cry and shit...finnally Tim and frank come up to me and say its time to leave. you know when your friends say that in a way that lets you know somthings else went down and we need to get the fuck out. anyway half way out the door Tim and frank start laughing hella loud and they scream fuck you bitch we fucked your shit up so i start laughing and we run out and they tip over the porta potty AGAIN and we jump into the car and Sandra runs out into the middle of the street and yells WHO DID THIS!!! and my friends put there bodys out the window and yell WE DID BITCH as i hit the gas and come an inch away from hitting sandra she screams my name and crys as we leave her in the dust
    sorry if that was a little long or confusing..... so am I an asshole? i didnt tip over shit or fuck up the bathroom but my friends did and i drove off and talked hella shit....what do you think

    oh yeah to be fair Sandra is not a bitchy girl or anything shes acctually somewhat cool
     
  13. hottnickels

    hottnickels Junior Member

    Joined: Sep 25, 2003 Messages: 178 Likes Received: 0
    the party story is pretty bad.
    it make sthe subway guy look like a samaritan letting the fuckwad know his service sucked so bad the product wasn't worth paying for.

    ...so, you are fucked with sandra.
    what you did is almost worse than destroying shit..
    you went along with it like it was some cool shit to do, and then you didn't even take up for her by yelling at your friends in front of her (you could have impressed sandra, and just played it off with your homies later like, i was trying to get with her, doood)

    i've seen some shit get completely fucked at parties before.
    it's a risk everyone knows exists when they have a party: shit could get out of control, fights, destruction and theft could ensue.
    and i guess if they aren't aware of that risk, they're naive
    whatever.
     
  14. KillPretty

    KillPretty Junior Member

    Joined: Nov 2, 2003 Messages: 180 Likes Received: 0
    my friend that was at the party after me (5 girls crying while Sandra bitched him out for 2 hours poor guy) said that you couldnt even be in front of the house cause the smell made you want to yak....there was shit EVERYWHERE
     
  15. cam

    cam Junior Member

    Joined: Mar 3, 2003 Messages: 125 Likes Received: 0
    yep you are a grade A arsehole KillPretty, that shit was harsh.
    here's your medal for being a fuckhead :D

    and the subway one was tame bro, you had every right to a free sandwich in my opinion.
     
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