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alright you fucking vegans......

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by boogie hands, Dec 25, 2005.

  1. boogie hands

    boogie hands 12oz Legend

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    alright you fucking vegans......

    Discussion started by boogie hands - Dec 25, 2005

    so im home for the holidays and my little brother and his girlfriend are vegan. my parents are vegetarians so i was somewhat prepared to get berated for my designer parka (read: filled with animal) and not eat steak for a few days but this is a whole new ball game. im the cook of the family so tonight my mission was to cook a vegan dinner. i thought using vegan "dairy" products may work and that i could just cook away knowing that the food would come out the same but mildly taste of ass.....i wish. the food actually didnt taste too bad but the consistancy was shit (soy is not cheese...i dont care how yellow you make it) and now im blowing ass like im in a contest. awesome....now i truly understand the rastafarian fart jokes my mom used to make.

    anyway....point being, i respect what you people do and your more than welcome to keep doing it but know this.....your are chaffing peoples nuts like you wouldnt even believe (and giving them wicked gas). from now on every meal vegans are invited to is a pot luck.

    merry christmas
     
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  2. ODS-1

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    ODS-1 - Replied Dec 25, 2005

    Vegans are annoying.
     
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  3. JohnnyHorton

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    JohnnyHorton - Replied Dec 25, 2005

    fuck veganism
    animals are here for me, personally, to exploit















    and they taste soooooo damn good
     
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    Neskoner - Replied Dec 25, 2005

    i have vegan friends..but i dont normally have dinner with them.
     
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  5. MR BOJANGLES

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    MR BOJANGLES - Replied Dec 25, 2005

    ...Classic.
     
  6. wiseguy

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    wiseguy - Replied Dec 25, 2005

    i like vegan food, but i really cant be fucked to limit my diet liek that, also i really cant afford to buy designer non gmo aminal product free food.
     
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  7. fatalist

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    fatalist - Replied Dec 25, 2005

    yeah they can be. ugh.
     
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    Wire - Replied Dec 25, 2005

    Only the ones that became vegan just so they could remind you of it at the opening and closing of every conversation.... dickwads.
     
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    CACashRefund - Replied Dec 25, 2005

    i dont really know any vegans i dont associate with such lames
     
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  10. SF1

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    A vegan christmas diner? That blows.
     
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    Krakatau - Replied Dec 25, 2005

    No doubt.
    My freshly removed animal hide clothing usualy drives them off. You have to wear the stuff in fresh off the carcass, tanning the hide first just ruins it.
     
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    MrChupacabra - Replied Dec 25, 2005

    tonight i ate a huge bowl of chili while watching the news with my dad. talk about a christmas dinner of champions.

    edit: there was meat in the chili. it was delicious.
     
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  13. rubbish heap

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    rubbish heap - Replied Dec 26, 2005

    I respect vegetarians but I think veganism is taking it a little too far. Honestly I really like my leather and eggs and half/half. Some meats, like ham and pork, I really could live without (bacon is pretty bomb though). On the other hand, veil is pure heaven.
     
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    rubbish heap - Replied Dec 26, 2005

    Oh yeah, I'm italian. Certain things like spaghetti and lasagna I just can't eat if they don't have meat. FUCK a vegetarian lasagna... sick.
     
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    T.T Boy - Replied Dec 26, 2005

    people forcing meat on you is real annoying too.
    i was the odd man out at this x mas dinner.
    i had salad.
    oh and a dinner roll.
    whoo hoo. thanks for the consideration assholes.
     
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