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*almost* having sex

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by professor poopatronic, Apr 1, 2002.

  1. how fucking spectacular. i think you guys know what i mean. it's the only thing that feels shittier than not coming close at all. i wish i wasn't such a dork
     
  2. iCEBERG

    iCEBERG Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 22, 2001 Messages: 2,039 Likes Received: 0
    ahaha damn mang... if you were that close an didnt dip ya dick... you did something wrong, think about it

    *edit*

    oh i liked the "how fucking spectacular"

    shows a great deal of emotional dissapointment which leads me to belive your hurtin inside, cheer up

    http://www.klcafe.com/imimg/saojeong.jpg'>

    thats my cheer up picture

    i know you smiled

    dont front like you didnt, i do everytime i see that shit
     
  3. of course i did something wrong. i always do something wrong. by the way guys i'm sorry that i whine so much on channel zero about how much i suck.
     
  4. iCEBERG

    iCEBERG Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 22, 2001 Messages: 2,039 Likes Received: 0
    well shit mannnnnn

    your not motivated to correct your mistakes... duhhhh

    what did you do wrong?

    how can you fix it?!?! is it fixable?

    can you get another chance?

    why did you do what you did?

    is that fat lonely bitch down the street home?

    *nother edit*

    first time i had sex the night before i almost hit it

    got blue balls

    and had to walk 6 miles home when every step felt like a midget was in my pocket punching my nuts
     
  5. i don't know it was just one of those situations where she obviously wants to hook up but i'm too shy/stupid to do anything about it. happens to me all the time. oh well it's nothing some weezer and drugs and drawing can't cure.
     
  6. el barto

    el barto Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 14, 2001 Messages: 2,627 Likes Received: 1
    i cant front i laughed. and got no where close to getting laid last night.
     
  7. iCEBERG

    iCEBERG Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 22, 2001 Messages: 2,039 Likes Received: 0
    that will only lead you into the same hole man damnit!@#$

    see

    your in a fucking circle

    and you dont even know it

    you need to listen to some r&b some 2 live crew, some jay-z, somethin that lets you see how they work the females

    i dont wanna hear rap is crap whine whine whine

    just listen to the lyrics or get em off a website like ohhla.com ...

    man its as easy as this right... payin attention?

    if she wants it... give it to the girl

    that goes for j too

    badabing badaboom

    ya welcome

    watch out now
     
  8. yeah but see listening to weezer and being an artfag is part of what little sex appeal i have... i'm the sensitive/dorky kind of guy that every now and then a girl will like for some reason... i know chicks are into the whole baller thing but i can't do that shit it's just not me
     
  9. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
     
  10. iCEBERG

    iCEBERG Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 22, 2001 Messages: 2,039 Likes Received: 0
    thats my cheer up picture, wanna laugh again?

    look at his right hind leg and how its covered
     
  11. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    Oh shit, is that your dog?:lol:
     
  12. iCEBERG

    iCEBERG Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 22, 2001 Messages: 2,039 Likes Received: 0
    nah some chinese guys

    i dont even remember how i found the pic

    but i gotta lay down, when i read your reply i started rollin cause i knew you felt the joy that is SAOJEONG and seriously hurt my neck.

    that shit was crucial, im going to watch a movie and recover now

    that picture has officially hurt me from laughing so hard, and this is like he 56th time ive seen it, thats gotta be a record
     
  13. footsoldier

    footsoldier Senior Member

    Joined: May 23, 2000 Messages: 1,885 Likes Received: 2
    dude, the best thing to do in this situation is get so sad that she will feel sorry foryou, in turn alos falling in love with you. if youve got that dorky appeal and she digs that than this is your best move.
     
  14. EssAyEmEe3

    EssAyEmEe3 Junior Member

    Joined: Mar 9, 2002 Messages: 212 Likes Received: 0
    I feel you. Half the guys I know treat their girls like shit. And those girls love them for it. And I treat a girl like gold if I got one at the time. And I get dropped for some guy whos gonna treat them like shit. Man I regret it, but yet I don't sometimes.
     
  15. High Priest

    High Priest Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 1, 2002 Messages: 4,928 Likes Received: 3
    Could be worse.. remeber living at home and having your mom walk in and be like " ohhhh god ohhh ****** on my bed i cant...oh " and then she drops the grocceries, u get all self consciouse and go limp and they end up giving your dog away nd saying that your form of loving is illegal in some states..honestly...
     
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