Guest professor poopatronic Posted April 1, 2002 Share Posted April 1, 2002 how fucking spectacular. i think you guys know what i mean. it's the only thing that feels shittier than not coming close at all. i wish i wasn't such a dork Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCEBERG Posted April 1, 2002 Share Posted April 1, 2002 ahaha damn mang... if you were that close an didnt dip ya dick... you did something wrong, think about it *edit* oh i liked the "how fucking spectacular" shows a great deal of emotional dissapointment which leads me to belive your hurtin inside, cheer up http://www.klcafe.com/imimg/saojeong.jpg'> thats my cheer up picture i know you smiled dont front like you didnt, i do everytime i see that shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest professor poopatronic Posted April 1, 2002 Share Posted April 1, 2002 of course i did something wrong. i always do something wrong. by the way guys i'm sorry that i whine so much on channel zero about how much i suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCEBERG Posted April 1, 2002 Share Posted April 1, 2002 well shit mannnnnn your not motivated to correct your mistakes... duhhhh what did you do wrong? how can you fix it?!?! is it fixable? can you get another chance? why did you do what you did? is that fat lonely bitch down the street home? *nother edit* first time i had sex the night before i almost hit it got blue balls and had to walk 6 miles home when every step felt like a midget was in my pocket punching my nuts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest professor poopatronic Posted April 1, 2002 Share Posted April 1, 2002 i don't know it was just one of those situations where she obviously wants to hook up but i'm too shy/stupid to do anything about it. happens to me all the time. oh well it's nothing some weezer and drugs and drawing can't cure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el barto Posted April 1, 2002 Share Posted April 1, 2002 i cant front i laughed. and got no where close to getting laid last night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCEBERG Posted April 1, 2002 Share Posted April 1, 2002 Originally posted by professor poopatronic i don't know it was just one of those situations where she obviously wants to hook up but i'm too shy/stupid to do anything about it. happens to me all the time. oh well it's nothing some weezer and drugs and drawing can't cure. that will only lead you into the same hole man damnit!@#$ see your in a fucking circle and you dont even know it you need to listen to some r&b some 2 live crew, some jay-z, somethin that lets you see how they work the females i dont wanna hear rap is crap whine whine whine just listen to the lyrics or get em off a website like ohhla.com ... man its as easy as this right... payin attention? if she wants it... give it to the girl that goes for j too badabing badaboom ya welcome watch out now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest professor poopatronic Posted April 1, 2002 Share Posted April 1, 2002 yeah but see listening to weezer and being an artfag is part of what little sex appeal i have... i'm the sensitive/dorky kind of guy that every now and then a girl will like for some reason... i know chicks are into the whole baller thing but i can't do that shit it's just not me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted April 1, 2002 Share Posted April 1, 2002 Originally posted by iCEBERG http://www.klcafe.com/imimg/saojeong.jpg'> Oh how I laughed, oh god how I laughed:D :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCEBERG Posted April 1, 2002 Share Posted April 1, 2002 thats my cheer up picture, wanna laugh again? look at his right hind leg and how its covered Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted April 1, 2002 Share Posted April 1, 2002 Oh shit, is that your dog?:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCEBERG Posted April 1, 2002 Share Posted April 1, 2002 nah some chinese guys i dont even remember how i found the pic but i gotta lay down, when i read your reply i started rollin cause i knew you felt the joy that is SAOJEONG and seriously hurt my neck. that shit was crucial, im going to watch a movie and recover now that picture has officially hurt me from laughing so hard, and this is like he 56th time ive seen it, thats gotta be a record Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
footsoldier Posted April 1, 2002 Share Posted April 1, 2002 dude, the best thing to do in this situation is get so sad that she will feel sorry foryou, in turn alos falling in love with you. if youve got that dorky appeal and she digs that than this is your best move. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EssAyEmEe3 Posted April 1, 2002 Share Posted April 1, 2002 Originally posted by professor poopatronic yeah but see listening to weezer and being an artfag is part of what little sex appeal i have... i'm the sensitive/dorky kind of guy that every now and then a girl will like for some reason... i know chicks are into the whole baller thing but i can't do that shit it's just not me I feel you. Half the guys I know treat their girls like shit. And those girls love them for it. And I treat a girl like gold if I got one at the time. And I get dropped for some guy whos gonna treat them like shit. Man I regret it, but yet I don't sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted April 1, 2002 Share Posted April 1, 2002 Could be worse.. remeber living at home and having your mom walk in and be like " ohhhh god ohhh ****** on my bed i cant...oh " and then she drops the grocceries, u get all self consciouse and go limp and they end up giving your dog away nd saying that your form of loving is illegal in some states..honestly... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest professor poopatronic Posted April 1, 2002 Share Posted April 1, 2002 i just noticed how stupid it is how much i talk about myself on here. sorry about that guys i know you don't care about my pathetic life but i guess i'd rather annoy people on some message board than my real friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwissMiss Posted April 1, 2002 Share Posted April 1, 2002 Originally posted by iCEBERG http://www.klcafe.com/imimg/saojeong.jpg'> dude tell your dog I wanna marry it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted April 1, 2002 Share Posted April 1, 2002 yea being shy sucks ass.....i remember this one chick was sorta giving me the hint that she wanted to get together....so what did i do? i did nothing...and she lost interest in me and i regret it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwissMiss Posted April 1, 2002 Share Posted April 1, 2002 some words... dont be shy with a girl...for any reason..chicks dig confidence in men... even if you dont know what you're doing front like you do...9 times out of 10 they dont what the hell they're doing either... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted April 1, 2002 Share Posted April 1, 2002 yeah dude , just do it . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted April 1, 2002 Share Posted April 1, 2002 i could get laid...plenty,but i just put it off....sex is not the top ofmy list latley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest railroadjerk Posted April 1, 2002 Share Posted April 1, 2002 haha poop i know what you mean, bro. its all part of the medium pimpin ethic...we complain about it until its in our laps and we run away. theres always next month, thats what i always say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teister Posted April 1, 2002 Share Posted April 1, 2002 that dog is one of the funniest things ever. Did you kick it after taking that picture? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted April 1, 2002 Share Posted April 1, 2002 http://www.netgoth.org.uk/people/2601.jpg'> birds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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