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allow me to pour my misery on you all.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by ToYs, Dec 5, 2003.

  1. ToYs

    ToYs Guest

    ok so for the past 3 days ive had this sickness what i like to call the "superflu*oner" anyway my throat is swollen so i can swollow food without it hurting i CAN NOT BREATH out of my nose. and i feel like i have athritus in every joint in my body. so last night it decided to snow. normally it wouldnt bother my but seeing as how i broke my colar bone a year ago it feels like i broke it yesterday. not to mention my car is stuck so i cant leave (cabin fever) and so last night im chilling with my girlfriend and we are like "hey! lets drink a bottle of rum! that will make us feel better!" (she is sick too) so we get really shitfaced andhave some nasty drunken rum sex, and i wake up thismorning with the WORST hangover ever. so lets make a list... im sick, im achy, i can only swollow icecream, i cant leave, im hungover, and im kinda embarassed to talk to my girlfriend after that crazy sex last night.

    ok i feel better now that i ranted a little
  2. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
    booze and the flu dont mix.

    That's why I've had a semi-cold for weeks.

    drunken rum sex however... that was last night.
  3. metallix

    metallix Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 7, 2001 Messages: 2,955 Likes Received: 1
  4. gfreshsushi

    gfreshsushi Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 21, 2003 Messages: 2,244 Likes Received: 1
    drunken rum sex? did you forget to make pirate noises, or did your eyepatch come off? that happened to me once, total mood killer.

    pirate core.
  5. CinchedWaist

    CinchedWaist Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 11, 2003 Messages: 2,691 Likes Received: 1
    I'm sorry.
    At least your not on your 1st real vacation. I went on a Miami road trip about a year ago, my first REAL trip. We get to miami, everythings fine except I didn't really care for it much. So we go to Key West, which I really enjoyed and BAM I get tonsilitis/fever. We stay a coupla more days and I feel really shitty, on the way back we had to stop in the emergency room in Sarasota since I couldn't swallow any food (my throat was sooooo swollen) and they gave me some antibiotics. All the way home in the back of a car where I couldn't lay down and it was really hot.
    Take Nyquil tonight....it'll make you rest real good (so your body has energy to repair) and tomarrow, trust me, you should feel somewhat better. If all else fails see a doctor b/c it could be tonsilitis (like mine).
  6. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
    :lol: nice one :lol:
  7. iloveboxcars

    iloveboxcars 12oz Royalty

    Joined: Jul 29, 2002 Messages: 20,506 Likes Received: 450
    I don't see how after having any kind of sex with your girlfriend would make it weird for you to talk to her afterwards... how old are you and how long have you two been dating?
  8. Devilush

    Devilush 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 1, 2001 Messages: 17,035 Likes Received: 3
    sorry to hear about that. luckily i am one of the few people that dont get the flu but get sick every month.

    drunken rum sex mixed with being sick does not sound so appealing. that was a bad idea.
  9. Milton

    Milton Senior Member

    Joined: May 21, 2003 Messages: 2,253 Likes Received: 0
    You've never really lived until your girlfriend who is "sorta stuffy" and you see eachother for the first time in a few months, have wild drunken sex. And then you wake up 2 days later with a swollen throat, stiff neck, headache, and fever. You try to wait it out, but after a couple days it gets worse and you're hungry cause you cant eat. So you go to the doctor and he makes you wait 3 hours to say "it's not strep throat, I think it's probably mono. Have you been kissing anyone recently?" And answered "well, just my girlfriend." Have the doctor look at you pitifully and say "Oh okay." Go home, get in a fight with your girlfriend about who the fuck gave her mono, only to find out 3 days later that you actually only had a bad flu. Ya, that was fun.

  10. kido

    kido Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 16, 2002 Messages: 1,463 Likes Received: 0
    Shit it sounds wlike pneumonia to me.

    Not rum you idiot.... whiskey for colds.
  11. Vanity

    Vanity Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 11, 2000 Messages: 7,673 Likes Received: 6
    ha ha.. how was the sex wierd?

    man, i learned by 16 not to nut when im sick... cmon man...
  12. Devilush

    Devilush 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 1, 2001 Messages: 17,035 Likes Received: 3
    awe that sucks
  13. FuckWhitey

    FuckWhitey Banned

    Joined: Dec 4, 2003 Messages: 482 Likes Received: 0
    damn, you broke your collar bone last year
  14. phism

    phism Member

    Joined: Mar 20, 2002 Messages: 735 Likes Received: 0
    we're only happy when it rains.
  15. Coffie Crave

    Coffie Crave Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 21, 2003 Messages: 1,124 Likes Received: 0
    drink orange juice, sounds stuipd but works

    drunk,rum,wild sex,sick,

    man, that room must of stunk like something ealse...