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allow me to pour my misery on you all.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by ToYs, Dec 5, 2003.

  1. ToYs

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    allow me to pour my misery on you all.

    Discussion started by ToYs - Dec 5, 2003

    ok so for the past 3 days ive had this sickness what i like to call the "superflu*oner" anyway my throat is swollen so i can swollow food without it hurting i CAN NOT BREATH out of my nose. and i feel like i have athritus in every joint in my body. so last night it decided to snow. normally it wouldnt bother my but seeing as how i broke my colar bone a year ago it feels like i broke it yesterday. not to mention my car is stuck so i cant leave (cabin fever) and so last night im chilling with my girlfriend and we are like "hey! lets drink a bottle of rum! that will make us feel better!" (she is sick too) so we get really shitfaced andhave some nasty drunken rum sex, and i wake up thismorning with the WORST hangover ever. so lets make a list... im sick, im achy, i can only swollow icecream, i cant leave, im hungover, and im kinda embarassed to talk to my girlfriend after that crazy sex last night.


    ok i feel better now that i ranted a little
     
  2. --zeSto--

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    --zeSto-- - Replied Dec 5, 2003

    booze and the flu dont mix.

    That's why I've had a semi-cold for weeks.

    drunken rum sex however... that was last night.
     
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    gfreshsushi - Replied Dec 5, 2003

    drunken rum sex? did you forget to make pirate noises, or did your eyepatch come off? that happened to me once, total mood killer.


    pirate core.
     
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    CinchedWaist - Replied Dec 5, 2003

    I'm sorry.
    At least your not on your 1st real vacation. I went on a Miami road trip about a year ago, my first REAL trip. We get to miami, everythings fine except I didn't really care for it much. So we go to Key West, which I really enjoyed and BAM I get tonsilitis/fever. We stay a coupla more days and I feel really shitty, on the way back we had to stop in the emergency room in Sarasota since I couldn't swallow any food (my throat was sooooo swollen) and they gave me some antibiotics. All the way home in the back of a car where I couldn't lay down and it was really hot.
    Take Nyquil tonight....it'll make you rest real good (so your body has energy to repair) and tomarrow, trust me, you should feel somewhat better. If all else fails see a doctor b/c it could be tonsilitis (like mine).
     
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  6. --zeSto--

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    :lol: nice one :lol:
     
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    I don't see how after having any kind of sex with your girlfriend would make it weird for you to talk to her afterwards... how old are you and how long have you two been dating?
     
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    Devilush - Replied Dec 5, 2003

    sorry to hear about that. luckily i am one of the few people that dont get the flu but get sick every month.

    drunken rum sex mixed with being sick does not sound so appealing. that was a bad idea.
     
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    You've never really lived until your girlfriend who is "sorta stuffy" and you see eachother for the first time in a few months, have wild drunken sex. And then you wake up 2 days later with a swollen throat, stiff neck, headache, and fever. You try to wait it out, but after a couple days it gets worse and you're hungry cause you cant eat. So you go to the doctor and he makes you wait 3 hours to say "it's not strep throat, I think it's probably mono. Have you been kissing anyone recently?" And answered "well, just my girlfriend." Have the doctor look at you pitifully and say "Oh okay." Go home, get in a fight with your girlfriend about who the fuck gave her mono, only to find out 3 days later that you actually only had a bad flu. Ya, that was fun.

    Milton/MONONIGHTMAREONER
     
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    Shit it sounds wlike pneumonia to me.

    Not rum you idiot.... whiskey for colds.
     
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    Vanity - Replied Dec 5, 2003

    ha ha.. how was the sex wierd?

    man, i learned by 16 not to nut when im sick... cmon man...
     
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    awe that sucks
     
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    damn, you broke your collar bone last year
     
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    we're only happy when it rains.
     
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    Coffie Crave - Replied Dec 6, 2003

    drink orange juice, sounds stuipd but works



    drunk,rum,wild sex,sick,

    man, that room must of stunk like something ealse...
     
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