After School Special Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 So I get home from Easter dinner, excited to drink my gift of Six Sierra Nevada's and 6 Guinness's. As soon as I lug the bag from my car it rips and I lose my delicious drinks. A couple Guinness's survived, and two or three of the Nevada's look as shown. :shakehead: Any tales of detroyed beer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted April 17, 2006 Author Share Posted April 17, 2006 PS they need to sweep my fucking street. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qawee Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 Left a 12 pack of becks in the car overnight, it froze and exploded in the sub zero degree temperatures. WACK> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ginger Bread Man Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 yup yesterday. went to this waterpark started fucking around and shook a forty to splash the nigs with. needless to say it slipped out my hand and shit went errywheree Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spruce Lee Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 alcohol abuse is almost as cool as smoking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ginger Bread Man Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 qawee i would imagine at that point u were worried about the inside of your car more than the liqs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 yup yesterday. went to this waterpark started fucking around and shook a forty to splash the nigs with. needless to say it slipped out my hand and shit went errywheree I hope everyone laughed at you. I would have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted April 17, 2006 Author Share Posted April 17, 2006 alcohol abuse is almost as cool as smoking in some circles, its cooler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 that's a shame. a damn SHAME! SHAME ON U Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podrido Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 Are those panties next to the curb? Dirty, dirty, wet panties? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted April 17, 2006 Author Share Posted April 17, 2006 Haha, I think its paper towels. Could be panties. My hood rules. I found a rooster wrapped in cloth in front of my house the other day. Cock fighting? Voodoo? Lots of Haitians. Who knows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 some drunk bum is gunna thank u tonight when he starts licking the curb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 did you hit the L I Q again man..i woulda immeadiately jumped back in the ride for more..fuck drink the leftovers in the car on the way to the store..thats slutty..guinness is good for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted April 17, 2006 Author Share Posted April 17, 2006 Guinness for health. Naw, the chineese packies here want 8 dollars a 6 pack. Fuck it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 Bummer dude, that sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meateater Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 BEER = MY PRECIOUUSSSSSS...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^BANNED^ Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 tries it for the first time today. good shit and the brewery is like an hour outside the city. road trip. that was day drinking, with the family. tonight however, ended in this: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted April 17, 2006 Author Share Posted April 17, 2006 How was that dominion? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 in my misspent youth I poured thousands of gallons of beer into the gutter based solely on the fact that we had a girl in the car... otherwise you were 'minor in possesion' and fully busted... but I always had a girly w/ me so I guess I could say 'pussy wax saved my future'... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 i don't think police ever made me pour beer out but sometimes they used to steal cases from under 16s when i was in highschool i was driving to school and a sixpack behind my seat exploded, no beers survived. cleaning beer before school is not cool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meateater Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 Now i remember....... this weekend we had a carton in the back of my mates ute, both of us drunk as doing donuts on the beach, carton broke open and there was 1 beer left in the tray and lots of glass. ill see if i can dig up a flick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V for Vagina Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 This one time someone dropped the full goon bag. R.I.P goonie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 had a massive bucket of punch in the back of the van on the way to a party just this weekend. damn god punch. homie managed to balance it the whole way there. tilted the bucket to adjust for corners and all that. then as we pulled up somebody yanked on the hand brake and the shit went flying everywhere. rip punch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rattleytins Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 the other day i had a bottle of magners and i tried to get the cap of by placing the edge of the cap on a 90 degree metal ledge and hitting it from above (if you know what i mean?) anyway instead of the usual cap coming of the bottle, the bottle snapped off at the neck, and not wanting to swallow cider with bits of broken glass in it, i was forced to leave it. only one bottle out of a night of drinkin but still, i was pissed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 ive seen certain retards smash the necks off beer bottles and drink them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swedish erotica Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 i was in canada last summer. the town we were in had a really strict enforcement about no glass in the streets. we had just went to the gas station and i had 2 black labels in the bag. i was crossing the street and BANG, the bag broke. it sucked because i had just lost my drink and people were yelling at me in ghetto french. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 Haha, I think its paper towels. Could be panties. My hood rules. I found a rooster wrapped in cloth in front of my house the other day. Cock fighting? Voodoo? Lots of Haitians. Who knows. Probably Voodoo, you see that type of shit where I live on the tracks. I step around that shit, last thing I need is some voodoo curse in the layup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bed. Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 I'd be so pissed... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeithappennn Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 wasted beer is never good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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