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Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by iCEBERG, Jun 11, 2002.

  1. iCEBERG

    iCEBERG Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 22, 2001 Messages: 2,039 Likes Received: 0
    :lol:

    ok heres the deal...

    i was friends with this girl awhile back we were cool. anyways i was workin one day an she came around and snatched my pager off my hip an took off.

    i was like "i aint chasin you down for that shit but believe im gettin it back"

    so whatever some time passes whatever whatever an shes still bullshittin on givin me my pager back. well time goes by............. an im like, you know, in my scarface voice "ok, chew whant to pleh ruff? OH KAY I CAN PLEH RUFF"

    so shes poppin shit on my block one day. talkin crazy amounts of shit about me cause i threatened to pay her a visit (stupid on my part i dont bullshit on corny beef like this no more... anyways) if she didnt stop bullshittin. so shes poppin all types of shit, like it was her job. well she did it around all my boys (which was a smart move)

    so i found out shes chillin smokin a blunt down the street with a few of my boys. i get the word shes poppin shit an shes there so my home girl catchs wind of this an buns up her hair etc. my boys tell her "stick around imma go grab some more weed an we gone smoke again hold up"

    that had her just waitin to get her ass whooped. just sittin around for that shit. anyways me an this girl come around the corner an im like "you gonna give me my shit or shes gonna take it"

    shes starts talkin "you gonna get it you gonna get it, wait till i get paid" whatever whatever

    so my homegirl was tired of hearin her pull funny shit and whooped her ass. ran her boy (which was the girl who got beat up, only boy there at the time) for the money an said "you believe shell pay my boy back?"

    he said "uh huh"

    she said "good nigga now she owe you" and took his money haha an gave it to me an im sittin back watchin everything go to work. the girl graciously paid me back that day, and scatters off with her boy...

    the police get called i get arrested before i even make it back home woo woo etc. etc.

    well heres the funny part...

    I JUST SEEN THE BITCH ON MAURY POVICH :lol:

    believe me it was the same girl, same mom, same sisters in the crowd.

    ahahaha :lol: :lol: :lol:

    damn... she was lookin good too... who woulda thought? fuckin maury povich man... never ceases to amaze me...
     
  2. evilistic

    evilistic Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 22, 2001 Messages: 3,554 Likes Received: 0
    pimpmasterberg....
    maurymaurymaury
     
  3. BIG T

    BIG T Member

    Joined: Sep 20, 2000 Messages: 976 Likes Received: 2
    ^^^hahaha classic!!!!!!


    yo i love seeing people i know on those shows... this girl i grew up with was on jenny jones once for porn....
    and then this dude that wors at this pizza joint arond here was on jerry springer about some wierd fetish shit....
     
  4. iCEBERG

    iCEBERG Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 22, 2001 Messages: 2,039 Likes Received: 0
    mamerro you had your 15 seconds of fame with that fuckin chick from the glass house, now i got mine so... thanks for the prize... even tho its a hand-me-down

    besides i got her beat up for stealin my shit, while she only sat on your bed. next time beat her up and you can be as cool as me. sept this girl doesnt have her own movie... but then again im not a picky dude
     
  5. shameless self promotion

    shameless self promotion 12oz Legend

    Joined: Mar 7, 2001 Messages: 16,306 Likes Received: 105
    haha...my man burgs a baller....

    You shoulda been like "say hello to my little friend?!" when your girl popped out...haha..
     
  6. iCEBERG

    iCEBERG Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 22, 2001 Messages: 2,039 Likes Received: 0
    :lol:

    it woulda worked out well cause i came around a brick wall with my homegirl following me an she was standing right there waiting to get smoked up. your one crafty son of a bitch. incase i decide to do some childish ass shit like that again ill call you up and we can put together one of the greatest plots strategically/comically ever known to man and become famous
     
  7. ledzep

    ledzep Junior Member

    Joined: Feb 21, 2002 Messages: 146 Likes Received: 1
    http://res2.agr.ca/research-recherche/industry/agvance/8-4-01/then.jpg'>
    [color=firebrick]genius[/color]
     
  8. amItoolate?

    amItoolate? Member

    Joined: Mar 5, 2002 Messages: 912 Likes Received: 0
    haha you still rock a pager
































    jess fuddin widja
     
  9. AeRoSoL JuNkiE

    AeRoSoL JuNkiE Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 1, 2000 Messages: 2,505 Likes Received: 0
    That "You win the prize!" pic is fuckin killin it.
     
  10. swif1

    swif1 Veteran Member

    Joined: Dec 13, 2001 Messages: 7,067 Likes Received: 29
    eh?

    mamerro, do tell.
     
  11. swif1

    swif1 Veteran Member

    Joined: Dec 13, 2001 Messages: 7,067 Likes Received: 29
    so why was she on povich?
     
  12. cobra_clutch

    cobra_clutch Junior Member

    Joined: Jun 8, 2002 Messages: 107 Likes Received: 0

    that's funny. MEEF!
     
  13. iCEBERG

    iCEBERG Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 22, 2001 Messages: 2,039 Likes Received: 0
    i know your playin but to clear things up this was around 2 1/2 years ago

    i got a cell phone now but im ousting that for a pager again so gimme a few months

    an she was on the

    "i got my world rocked for playing with a pager" show....

    ehh nah it was that she looked like her mom or some shit.

    mr povich said "so do your daughters friends hit on you?"

    and her daughter said "yea they try to fuck her"

    same classy hoe she was 2 1/2 years ago. i feel bad tho cause my man was gonna beat up the pussy same night she got beat up.

    he kept whisperin "aww mannnn nah nah not tonight c'mon bitch shes stayin at the house" :lol:

    he ended up fuckin her later that week anyways so its all good

    she was lookin good too

    only berg can get a hoe beat up an land her on maury povich :lol:
     
  14. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
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