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ah man i TRIPPY VIBES just woke up

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by i eat poo, Jun 20, 2001.

  1. i eat poo

    i eat poo New Jack

    Joined: Mar 30, 2001 Messages: 1 Likes Received: 0
    i feel light headed and my balls are sweating and i cant see and my neck is stiff AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
  2. pukey1

    pukey1 Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 10, 2001 Messages: 2,996 Likes Received: 0
    so how r u online?
  3. AeRoS0ul

    AeRoS0ul Member

    Joined: May 2, 2001 Messages: 538 Likes Received: 0
    you know its a good morning when your balls are sweating.

    uh.. wha ?
  4. kg

    kg New Jack

    Joined: Apr 26, 2001 Messages: 13 Likes Received: 1
    damn yo thats why cats should where masks when painting
  5. curious george

    curious george Senior Member

    Joined: May 21, 2001 Messages: 1,359 Likes Received: 2

    damn good question. i'd sure as hell like an answer.
  6. MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega

    MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega Veteran Member

    Joined: Dec 23, 2000 Messages: 6,494 Likes Received: 1
    I woke up today and my cock was stiff.

    You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else.
  7. drewWrite

    drewWrite Guest

    yeah, like mr pants on fire, i usually wake up with a woody
  8. i eat poo

    i eat poo New Jack

    Joined: Mar 30, 2001 Messages: 1 Likes Received: 0
    if you get a boner by not thinking about sex or fondling yourself(like willy does),it means you gotta pee.
  9. willy!wonka

    willy!wonka Senior Member

    Joined: May 20, 2001 Messages: 2,419 Likes Received: 3
    shit...if i wake up with a boner I'll spank it right then and there..nothing like wakin up to spank monkey..
  10. seeking

    seeking Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 25, 2000 Messages: 32,277 Likes Received: 235
    ACTUALLY... your body goes through a process of 'testing' the nervous system several times a night (roughly 5 to be more exact.) 'morning wood' then, is the result of your body sending signals to all of the nerves, they then respond in their normal fashion showing that they are still functioning. this is why you get hard while you sleep. it just so happens that you often wake up mid 'cycle.'

    no, im not making this up.
    yes, this is the exact type of retarded shit im going to close down in the future. this is your warning, stop. use some fucking judgement.