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Ah made yous cunts in ma ain image. Yous git oan wi it; yous fuckin well sort it oot.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Ski Mask, Sep 20, 2001.

  1. Ski Mask

    Ski Mask 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 11, 2000 Messages: 11,114 Likes Received: 209
    "Jist hud oan a minute, pal. Lit's git one thing straight. Every fuckin time ah come doon here, some wide-o pills ays up aboot what ah should n shouldnae be fuckin daein. Either that or ah huv tae enter intae some philisophical fuckin discourse wi some wee undergraduate twat aboot the nature ay masel, the extent ay ma omnipotence n aw that shite, Ah'm gittin a wee bit fed up wi aw this self-justification; it's no for yous cunts tae criticise me. Ah made yous cunts in ma ain image. Yous git oan wi it; yous fuckin well sort it oot. That cunt Nietzsche wis wide ay the mark whin he sais ah wis deid. Ah'm no deid; ah jist dinnae gie a fuck. It's no fir me tae sort every cunt's problems oot. Nae other cunt gies a fuck so how should ah? Eh?
    "
    -Irvine Welsh from "The Acid House"

    Every time I see somthing by irvine welsh I come away with a good quote. I was looking for a different one after watching the movie last night but found this instead. I almost rented it many times but the fact that it was subtitled (trust me, you need it) put me off. Thankfully showcase ran it the other night and I caught the last two parts of it. Strange fucking movie....anybody else seen it?
    was the first part I missed good enough to bother renting it to watch it all again?
     
  2. boogie hands

    boogie hands 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 15, 2001 Messages: 16,059 Likes Received: 13
    buck wheat sings???

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    brick, brick ,brick...thats how i be up against your girlfriends ass...
     
  3. mental invalid

    mental invalid Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 11, 2001 Messages: 13,050 Likes Received: 8
    ...oooohhh...okay...i thought you were making fun of all the poor grammar on this site...ill check him out, i dunno anything about him, but i like the title...r
     
  4. Ski Mask

    Ski Mask 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 11, 2000 Messages: 11,114 Likes Received: 209
    just to make the leap for those of you who dont know....he wrote trainspotting.
     
  5. WebsterUno

    WebsterUno Guest

    TRAINSPOTTING was a DOPE movie.
    (No pun intended)
    The ending was the best part…
    I will look into this, yes indeedy…
     
  6. mental invalid

    mental invalid Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 11, 2001 Messages: 13,050 Likes Received: 8
    ....weve got contact!...and correct me, cause i might be wrong, but he wrote shallow grave, am i right ese? trainspotting was fucking disturbing, great camera work, and shallow grave, please, no words....r
     
  7. Plague Language Warrior

    Plague Language Warrior New Jack

    Joined: Sep 19, 2001 Messages: 3 Likes Received: 0
    The first story is ok, didn't miss much, the last story is the best. Who directed it? there is some realy good cinematography in it.

    The last story has some nice graff in the background.
     
  8. cracked ass

    cracked ass Guest

    Ese, read "Filth", tons of good quotes. It's his book about a fucked-up corrupt cop, who talks remarkably like the quote you posted.
     
  9. touched by a priest

    touched by a priest Member

    Joined: Jan 5, 2001 Messages: 374 Likes Received: 0
    for you trainspotting fans, check out a movie called twin town if you can find it. dope movie, one of the funniet this shit talker has ever seen.
     
  10. Ski Mask

    Ski Mask 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 11, 2000 Messages: 11,114 Likes Received: 209
    Consider it added to my list of books I need to read. This quote just lept out at me cause up till yesterday I was trying to fight my way through "thus spake zarathustra" by Nietzsche and it was too dense. I couldnt give it the attention it needs.

    as for "the acid house" I agree about the last one being the best. Spud from trainspotting was fucking hysterical in the post-transformation scenes when he was a child again. the way he just screamed at the top of his lungs had me bent over laughing.
    I caught all of "the soft touch" and it was just ugly. nothing really worth watching it for. I think I will have to rent it now just to see the first...and the last again.
     
  11. DeeTwo

    DeeTwo Junior Member

    Joined: Jul 3, 2001 Messages: 242 Likes Received: 0
    also add 'Glue' to your list. (Irvine again)... top quality stuff
     
  12. mental invalid

    mental invalid Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 11, 2001 Messages: 13,050 Likes Received: 8
    so question whats his writing style? i mean does he really write like the quote...cracked is it a tough read? cause i really liked his movies...i found out danny boyle directed both trainspotting and shallow grave, and john hodge helped welsh write trainspotting and hodge wrote shallow grave...has any else seen shallow grave...that ending was my definition of good cinema....
     
  13. Step8

    Step8 Senior Member

    Joined: Nov 25, 2000 Messages: 1,366 Likes Received: 8
    yea, i saw that shit on showcase like two nites ago... taped it too.... the last story was definatly the best.... the funniest was when the baby was drunk, when he was sucking on the tit, and when they were in the pub at the end mobbing up for some hooligan action..lol its just so funny to here a baby saying cunt.... but yea irving welsh is the shit, the trainspotting book is so much better then the movie.
    "A'm a HIBS boy!!!"
     
  14. Remy Martin

    Remy Martin Guest

    Trainspotting is super good read..the movie is just one plot out of the book..i had to read it twice cause the first time i read it so fucking slow..
    Irvine Welsh has skill.
     
  15. cracked ass

    cracked ass Guest

    Filth is a really good read, not deeply philosophical, more story oriented. It takes a little while to get up to speed with the heavy Scottish accent, but after a while you absorb it. I found myself thinking in that accent long after I finished the book.

    "The cunt who invented the Kit Kat oughta fuckin well be knighted."
    -Detective Inspector Bruce Robertson
     
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