Glue Posted June 19, 2002 Share Posted June 19, 2002 No, i dont mean the game, which is great all on its own...anyone here skate? i do and im pretty good myself... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buttercup Posted June 19, 2002 Share Posted June 19, 2002 Originally posted by Glue No, i dont mean the game, which is great all on its own...anyone here skate? i do and im pretty good myself... oh they are going to eat you alive. Then they're going to piss on your remains. Then they'll quote you in the Homosexual Undertones thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted June 19, 2002 Share Posted June 19, 2002 ROLLERBLADING IS FOR CHEESE DICK GIRLY BOYS WHO ARE TOO PUSSY TO SKATEBOARD!! THERE IS NO BACKSIDE/FRONTSIDE ON BLADES YOU FAGGOTS, SO STOP STEALING TRICK NAMES OFF SKATEBOARDING. PUSSY ASS BITCHES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buttercup Posted June 19, 2002 Share Posted June 19, 2002 see? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ALLAH NIGGA Posted June 19, 2002 Share Posted June 19, 2002 HHAHHAAHA THIS IS GONNA BE SOME FUNNY ASS SHIT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted June 19, 2002 Share Posted June 19, 2002 aggresive FRUITBOOTING! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AeRoSoL JuNkiE Posted June 19, 2002 Share Posted June 19, 2002 http://membres.lycos.fr/webroller/pictures/rollerblader.gif'> gaygaygaygaygay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
space Posted June 19, 2002 Share Posted June 19, 2002 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted June 19, 2002 Share Posted June 19, 2002 Originally posted by Glue i do and im pretty good myself... what do you mean "good"? there is no skill involved in rollergayding! any faggot that sticks with it for 3 months is good enough to go "pro"(stitute themselves on a street corner) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glue Posted June 19, 2002 Author Share Posted June 19, 2002 hehe, your right! Im very sorry..but you dumb fucking wood pushers are gayer then hell itself....how many grinds do you have, hrm, lemmie think...somewhere around 5...i know, i used to board...then it became gay...aggressive inline is better than any extreme sport simply because its got so many different tricks/variations/combos...so whatever and go push some wood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted June 19, 2002 Share Posted June 19, 2002 Re: hehe, your right! Originally posted by Glue Im very sorry..but you dumb fucking wood pushers are gayer then hell itself....how many grinds do you have, hrm, lemmie think...somewhere around 5...i know, i used to board...then it became gay...aggressive inline is better than any extreme sport simply because its got so many different tricks/variations/combos...so whatever and go push some wood 1. "extreme sport". need i say more?....... 2. more variations and grinds? sorry, but if you stuck with skating longer than a week, you would realise that rollerblading will NEVER compare to skateboarding for the sheer amount of shit you can do. 3. what are you talking crap about grinds for anyway? if skateboarding hadn't invented grinding and vert skating, then rollerfags wouldn't know what to do with their fruit boots, bunch of biting faggots. go grab your ankles and call it a "trick" goon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted June 19, 2002 Share Posted June 19, 2002 This is going to be good. This is going to be OH SO GOOD. Beer, El Mamerro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted June 19, 2002 Share Posted June 19, 2002 Re: hehe, your right! Originally posted by Glue somewhere around 5 you reckon.....well, i've decided to blow your little theory out of the water frontside 50-50 switch frontside 50-50 nollie frontside 50-50 fakie ollie frontside 50-50 wallride 50-50 there's 5 ways of doing ONE GRIND......would you like me to continue, or are you going to shut up before you get clowned some more? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Fire Inside Posted June 19, 2002 Share Posted June 19, 2002 This is either a) a joke or B) Glue is in 6th grade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AeRoSoL JuNkiE Posted June 19, 2002 Share Posted June 19, 2002 Re: hehe, your right! Originally posted by Glue i used to board...then it became gay... Hey man you made a typo...it's supposed to be: "i used to board...then I became gay" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted June 19, 2002 Share Posted June 19, 2002 glue came on here askin people if they wanna starta crew with him...him being a fruitbooter is no suprize.. im not hatin on you glue...just clownin.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted June 19, 2002 Share Posted June 19, 2002 Re: hehe, your right! Originally posted by Glue i know, i used to board...then it became gay sorry, when was it that it became gay? when pat duffy was doing double-kink handrails? when don nguyen ollied a set of 20? when matt mumford did a 20 stair smith down a handrail FIRST TRY? when eric koston did a b/s nosebluntslide down hubba? when anthony mosely did a b/s tailslide down the clipper? when bob burnquist did the loop.....SWITCH? or was it when you realised that you and your friends weren't getting good straight away so you quit?...........hmmmmmm, i wonder....... i could spend the rest of the day doing this..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_grim540 Posted June 19, 2002 Share Posted June 19, 2002 ive done both apples and oranges people though I will admit most rollerbladers I have met are little arrogant fuckers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted June 19, 2002 Share Posted June 19, 2002 i drive a car. i go fast. i play tony hawk on xbox. if there was a rollerblading game i wouldn't play it. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted June 19, 2002 Share Posted June 19, 2002 Im very sorry..but you dumb fucking wood pushers are gayer then hell itself....how many grinds do you have, hrm, lemmie think...somewhere around 5...i know, i used to board...then it became gay...aggressive inline is better than any extreme sport simply because its got so many different tricks/variations/combos...so whatever and go push some wood while i myself dont actually skateboard, i'd like to point out that you are a complete and utter moron (no, not only for rollerblading.....) last time i checked, skaters had ALOT more than 5 grinds and the shit being done in skateboarding now is just unimaginable........and whatre you doing? rollerblading....cmon....arent you even a little embarassed to admit that to people? you say skaters have 5 grinds? YOU GRAB YOUR FUCKING FOOT 50,000 DIFFERENT WAYS AND CALL IT A NEW TRICK EVERY TIME YOU DIPSHIT. hahahahahahahahahahaha oh man......oh man oh man oh man.....rollerblading sucks.....it sucks so bad its not even on tv anymore, no longer do i see the 14 year old kids with pants to their knees flopping around grabbing themselves in a million different manners. skateboarders are jumping shit and doing rails with nothing more than a bit of griptape and a good knowledge of how to use different types of force to get a board up. thats hard. riding, you actually have to contend with getting a 40 pound bike up on a rail or away from you when your going fall. in rollerblading the wheels are attached to your feet. to hell with rollerbladers.......... i think that any and all animostiy between skaters and riders should be directed towards a common enemy: inliner fruitbooter blader roonies......................and those razor skooters (the only thing they have going for them is that their fun to play with in walmart....) last time one of these threads popped up, seeking had some good stuff to say.....where's he at on this one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glue Posted June 19, 2002 Author Share Posted June 19, 2002 first off all mr.abc:sure, there are 5 different ways to do one grind. that is, if you can call, ollieing different ways before grinding, however, basically, every skateboarding grinds have only one way...50-50 is only one grind, you cant crook or tweak a 50-50 because all it is is the two trucks in sequential order on a rail/edge etc.. same with boardslide, crook, over-crook, smith....etc... i take back the '5' remark only because ive recounted 50-50 boardslide smith feeble crook over crook nose 5-0 those are the basic grinds....now lets try aggressive inline grinds do the math and compare the two. frontside backside royale soul miszou pornstar fastslide makio fishbrain backslide torque acid wonder-grind sweat stance mistrial numbers dont lie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buttercup Posted June 19, 2002 Share Posted June 19, 2002 Originally posted by grim540 ive done both apples and oranges people word anyway, for some one who is old enough to have a wife, you sure are making yourself sound like one of those Clinging-To-My-Skateboard-For-Dear-Life, Limp Bizkit hoodie, I-Know-Facts-About-Skateboarding, nu-metal 13 year olds, Mr ABC Skateboarders - you are currently the "moral" majority. What ever you say will "win". So calm down Rollerbladers - everyone knows that popularity is SOOOOOOOOO passe. Just tell yourself you are underground Everybody shut the fuck up and skate - if its SO important to you all... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted June 19, 2002 Share Posted June 19, 2002 heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy moron. your overlooking that alot of your stupidass rollerfagging grinds are like your rollerfagging airs. (ie: theyre all the fucking same with your hand grabbing your foot .0002 centimeters to the left, only now its while your slidey sliding on a rail) dont bother trying to rationalize this or argue.....your drastically outnumbered i think.............that and your a rollerblader so your a second class citizen at best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buttercup Posted June 19, 2002 Share Posted June 19, 2002 Re: first off all Originally posted by Glue mr.abc:sure, there are 5 different ways to do one grind. that is, if you can call, ollieing different ways before grinding, however, basically, every skateboarding grinds have only one way...50-50 is only one grind, you cant crook or tweak a 50-50 because all it is is the two trucks in sequential order on a rail/edge etc.. same with boardslide, crook, over-crook, smith....etc... i take back the '5' remark only because ive recounted 50-50 boardslide smith feeble crook over crook nose 5-0 those are the basic grinds....now lets try aggressive inline grinds do the math and compare the two. frontside backside royale soul miszou pornstar fastslide makio fishbrain backslide torque acid wonder-grind sweat stance mistrial numbers dont lie by that logic you just aplied to skateboard grinds, frontsides and backsides are the same grind (and royales for that matter). As are souls and mizous . And backslides and fastslides. And torques and acids so your logic would boil the rollerblade grinds into: Frontsides Souls Makios you're making your more intelligent peers look really bad. Shut up and skate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted June 19, 2002 Share Posted June 19, 2002 HAHAHAHAHA, one of the rollerblading grinds is called a "wonder-grind". That about sums it all up. Rollerblading used to not be gay, the way I see it. But it took a drastic turn for the homosexual after the first few years. Beer, El Mamerro PS: The best part of this thread is how he capitalized those E's on the title. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glue Posted June 19, 2002 Author Share Posted June 19, 2002 Originally posted by *_lacrimae_* Everybody shut the fuck up and skate word to that...and im not trying to make enemies here, and yes i think there are alot of boarders here...however some of you are very wrong about the grabs for one thing....there arent 50,000 different ways...and if you actually look at the tricks you'd notice a drastic difference in the grabs...as for the grinding, i think bladers have the advantage on them simply because of the combos (i would love to see a guy 5-0 > smith > frontside feeble) and furthermore....i admit that alot of bladers act all "hip" and listen to that gay rap shit and call themselves underground...however that doesnt change the fact that inlining is great and fun and doesnt influence the skaters i know into thinking they're black or a gangsta... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted June 19, 2002 Share Posted June 19, 2002 you forgot the fruitburst... actually..the only time i give fruitbooting props is when i see those 2 japanese kids on espn sports.. i got love for all kindsa extreme sports.. fruitbooting on the streets is just funny..fruitbooting at the skateparks gets on my nerves.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted June 19, 2002 Share Posted June 19, 2002 Re: first off all Originally posted by Glue those are the basic grinds....now lets try aggressive inline grinds do the math and compare the two. frontside backside royale soul miszou pornstar fastslide makio fishbrain backslide torque acid wonder-grind sweat stance mistrial wow! all those grinds huh? that's AMAZING. so there's only ONE way you can do those ay, oh wait, you could ride in backwards too. great. please note, i didn't even list the ways you could do a backside 50-50, let alone all the flip in-flip out variations that are possible either, so if you want to debate about the volume of ways you can manipulate a board it would take you a month just to read the list i could come up with, and with rollerblades, well, you could count them all on one hand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted June 19, 2002 Share Posted June 19, 2002 Originally posted by Glue (i would love to see a guy 5-0 > smith > frontside feeble) what, do you think that shit hasn't been done? i'd suggest doing a little research first before trying to step in this arena Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted June 19, 2002 Share Posted June 19, 2002 Originally posted by *_lacrimae_* anyway, for some one who is old enough to have a wife, you sure are making yourself sound like one of those Clinging-To-My-Skateboard-For-Dear-Life, Limp Bizkit hoodie, I-Know-Facts-About-Skateboarding, nu-metal 13 year olds, Mr ABC skateboarding has been around for a long time and all skateboarders (real skateboarders) get very annoyed at the rape of our sport by faggot rollerbladers. if you knew the history of this debate and were a skateboarder, you'd know that. not to have a go at you are anything, but that's how it is. i nearly ran my body into the ground for the love of skateboarding, it's very important to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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