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after seeing a movie..

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by kOmega, Jul 5, 2001.

  1. kOmega

    kOmega Guest

    went to see the fast and the furious with my lady..
    and this lil kid probly about 16-19 yr old..gets all pumped up after the movie..so he gets into his "automatic" 96 nissan sentra.."he has a pipe so it sounds cool nothing else"..comes out charged up outtah the parkign lot smoking rubber and im thinking geeeezus..so i get in my car drive away "65 mustang 428 c.j"so im behind 2 cars hes in front..reving his sentra....so i give mine a lil hollah..in front of me is a kia sportage and a old lady driving a linchon contenetal..he floors it on green..ones he gets to the other lights he blinks his hazards liek he beat me..i didnt say anything..my girl says ..that guy thinks you were racing..2 about 3 lights after i i get next to him..so he starts reving again..light turns green and i pace it..i let him get a few cars ahead..then he starts flashing his hazards again..by now im busting up laughing cuz i didnt even get passed 3rd gear..so on the red light he see's me and my girl juss laughing..and he looks and says ..yup i got nOs..so i shrug and say cOo..so he starts gouing foward so i go lil foward as well "note this guy looks liek the guy from too fly for a white guy"
    so light turns green i pace him..i see a car turning into my lane and i down shift to second and smoke the guy i switch back into my lane and let him almost catch up and take off again ..then i left him..so i pull into a gas station to re-fule..when the guy comes up ..and says im a cheater..
  2. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

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    there is no such car, you sir are a liar

    2 Can Sam
  3. willy_wonka

    willy_wonka Member

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    i did the same with my pinto..its just that i lost...

    "there is no life I know that compares with pure imagination.."
  4. chizm

    chizm Senior Member

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  5. kOmega

    kOmega Guest

    no such car? i have posted it about 5 times on here im not gonna post it again
    i dropped a 428 shelby in it....
  6. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

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    post the VIN number off the engine... I'll tell you where the original Shelby was produced, on what date, and I stand a fair chance at calling the color and options of the finished product it went into... and I'll also know if you're telling the truth

    2 Can Sam

    ILLMATIC Member

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    thats really funny people like that guy in the sentra we call "rice boys" not in a racist way the term refers to their car.

    a good site to lagh at people like that is Bryans riceboy page.
  8. st.nick

    st.nick Member

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    hah smart is all up on you komega.. what did you do to him? chill out smarticus!
  9. st.nick

    st.nick Member

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    and why the hell would the kid lie?
  10. MASk!

    MASk! Senior Member

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    i occasionally burn people in thier sport hondas with my work van.
  11. curious george

    curious george Senior Member

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    rice burners. damn some of em suck hard. but give me an integra with a spider body kit. i'll rock it.
  12. kg

    kg New Jack

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    i was the guy that you raced and i won!!you kno i did cause at the gas station your girl said fuck this and came with me

    im a dog and i piss with one leg up
  13. Ferris Bueller

    Ferris Bueller Elite Member

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    etro....funny guy. he really did post the car a few times, hood down. but i dont think he's fakin the funk. damn rice boys......i own a 95 integra ls...im tellin you...they have real nice gearboxes
  14. eyeBddub

    eyeBddub Member

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    yeah smart ... he's posted it like five times...
    looks like you think your a lot smarter then you actually are ...
  15. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

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    yeah knowlej, after you've had 10 mustangs, maybe you can be smart too, and maybe he could tell lies that make sense...

    I'm intimately accquainted with the engine compartment of the 64 1/2 - 66 body style, as 7 of the 10 were from that era, I also had a 67 GT350 and a 67 that I put an 86 H.O. 5.0 in, plus the 71... I guess you're right, I'm not Smart, I'm knowledgable...

    I've also had articles and photos published in xxNational Magazinesxx and a couple others...


    I edited out the mag names, you've heard them, but too close for comfort
    2 Can Sam

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