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so....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

did you get aids or what?????

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A lady approaches her rabbi and tells him, "Rabbi, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."

 

"What do they say?" the rabbi inquired.

 

"They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have some fun?'"

 

"That's terrible!" the rabbi exclaimed, "but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots whom I taught to pray and read Hebrew. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship."

 

"Thank you!" the woman responded.

 

The next day the woman brings her female parrots to the rabbi's house. His two male parrots are wearing tiny yamulkes and praying in their cage. The lady puts her two female parrots in with the male parrots and the female parrots say, "Hi, we're prostitutes, want to have some fun?"

 

One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims, "Put away the siddurs! Our prayers have been answered!"

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Guest nutsonmychin!

true, true.

 

did you hear what cristal said?

 

they released a statement saying they are pissed that the rappers all love them. they are the 6th most referenced product in rap music. and they are pissed.

 

what assholes

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