seeking Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 hahahahaha. the onion is so good, it defies logic. onion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 best unbiased news hands down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted January 21, 2004 Author Share Posted January 21, 2004 please tell me people are getting the subject line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 Hahahahahahaha, that's just way too fucking good. The Onion has the cleverest writers I've ever seen in my life, it's almost uncanny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 Chappelle’s Show new season is starting tonight. http://www.atomiccoffeemedia.com/theonion/...elle/movie.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted January 22, 2004 Share Posted January 22, 2004 hahaha pure genius Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daze One Million Posted January 22, 2004 Share Posted January 22, 2004 Originally posted by seeking please tell me people are getting the subject line. hahah thats the only reason i clicked on the thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted January 22, 2004 Share Posted January 22, 2004 instead of saying ASK black people say AX(E). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted January 22, 2004 Share Posted January 22, 2004 "We're all adults here. Can we please conduct this U.N. tribunal without stooping to using that loaded, pejorative term? Yes, as leader of the Kunhing military junta in Myanmar, I did call for the death of four million people, all of whom just happened to be of Shan ethnicity. And, yes, a few of these Shan—let's say 921,452—died at the hands of my mercenary army. But are we really prepared to call it a genocide? Come on, now. That's not the sort of word you just throw around." "Even 'ethnic cleansing' has become a dirty word nowadays. It's getting so that you can't work toward purification without someone calling you the new Hitler." http://www.theonion.com/onion3620/genocide.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilau Hands Posted January 22, 2004 Share Posted January 22, 2004 Man... i seriously just read the title, and FELL DOWN laughing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted January 26, 2004 Share Posted January 26, 2004 i just got it..... i was reading the actual onion on the shitter smoking a butt, yeah i know, pretty thought, and i saw the headline, and i thought about for a bit, and then it was like ding! and i laughed my ass off... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted January 26, 2004 Share Posted January 26, 2004 It took me about 15 seconds, then I hee-hawed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted January 26, 2004 Share Posted January 26, 2004 Originally posted by Weapon X Chappelle’s Show new season is starting tonight. http://www.atomiccoffeemedia.com/theonion/...elle/movie.html That was weak... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted January 26, 2004 Author Share Posted January 26, 2004 Originally posted by Poop Man Bob It took me about 15 seconds, then I hee-hawed. at first i was like....'huh?....is it cause black people are poor and always asking to borrowing sugar and flower and stuff? or cause there's always a black guy standing outside every gas station asking for money? or maybe its cau.....ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, AXE!!!" this is one of the funniest one line, all inclusive jokes ive ever heard. it's even better that no one gets it right off the bat. it's like a grenade. it lands at your feet, and by the time you figure out what it is, you're laughing yourself to pieces. seeks/or something like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted January 26, 2004 Share Posted January 26, 2004 hilarious. fucking hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted January 26, 2004 Share Posted January 26, 2004 it's even better that no one gets it right off the bat. it's like a grenade. it lands at your feet, and by the time you figure out what it is, you're laughing yourself to pieces. seriously! when you firts posted i was clueless.... its brilliant...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metallix Posted January 26, 2004 Share Posted January 26, 2004 A MODEST PROPOSAL FOR THE SUPPRESSION OF NEGRO TERRORISM IN THE UNITED STATES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted January 26, 2004 Share Posted January 26, 2004 i just glanced past this thread a few times thinking it was just some news thread, but then i noticed what it actually said and laughed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted January 26, 2004 Share Posted January 26, 2004 Originally posted by seeking please tell me people are getting the subject line. i don't get it. sorry i had to aks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 <span style='color:black'>Hahaha. The first time I looked at this thread i said to myself "ASK MURDERER?" Then i went to sleep. I didnt give it much thought until today when i opened it up and it gave me quite the laugh.</span> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Green Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 this had some girls i was rolling with on saturday night.. rolling in tears.. ahh the onion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 VOLUME 31 ISSUE 13 — 8 APRIL 1997 Gay Gene Isolated, Ostracized BALTIMORE—On Friday, scientists at Johns Hopkins University isolated the gene which causes homosexuality in human males, promptly separating it from normal, heterosexual genes. "I had suspected that gene was queer for a long time now. There was just something not quite right about it," team leader Dr. Norbert Reynolds said. "It's a good thing we isolated it—I wouldn't want that faggot-ass gene messing with the straight ones." Among the factors Reynolds cited as evidence of the gene's gayness were its pinkish hue, meticulously frilly perimeter, and faint but distinct perfume-like odor. Thank god they got this taken care of......:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 too good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enueone Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 lol..one of my favorite onion stories God Finally Gives Shout-Out Back To All His Niggaz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 Originally posted by enueone lol..one of my favorite onion stories God Finally Gives Shout-Out Back To All His Niggaz definately a classic. those fellas at the onion are gold Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted January 27, 2004 Share Posted January 27, 2004 Originally posted by metallix A MODEST PROPOSAL FOR THE SUPPRESSION OF NEGRO TERRORISM IN THE UNITED STATES LOL/*good way to get blacks to hate Israelis. Yo, I’m not the quickest guy, and I got the thread title immediately. Like, right away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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