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"African-American Neighborhood Terrorized By Ask Murderer"

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by seeking, Jan 21, 2004.

  1. seeking

    seeking Dirty Dozen Crew

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    "African-American Neighborhood Terrorized By Ask Murderer"

    Discussion started by seeking - Jan 21, 2004

    hahahahaha.
    the onion is so good, it defies logic.
    onion
     
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  2. mental invalid

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    mental invalid - Replied Jan 21, 2004

    best unbiased news hands down
     
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  3. seeking

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    seeking - Replied Jan 21, 2004

    please tell me people are getting the subject line.
     
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  4. imported_El Mamerro - Replied Jan 21, 2004

    Hahahahahahaha, that's just way too fucking good. The Onion has the cleverest writers I've ever seen in my life, it's almost uncanny.
     
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  6. When

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    When - Replied Jan 22, 2004

    hahaha

    pure genius
     
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    hahah thats the only reason i clicked on the thread
     
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    instead of saying ASK black people say AX(E).
     
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    26SidedCube - Replied Jan 22, 2004

    "We're all adults here. Can we please conduct this U.N. tribunal without stooping to using that loaded, pejorative term? Yes, as leader of the Kunhing military junta in Myanmar, I did call for the death of four million people, all of whom just happened to be of Shan ethnicity. And, yes, a few of these Shan—let's say 921,452—died at the hands of my mercenary army. But are we really prepared to call it a genocide? Come on, now. That's not the sort of word you just throw around."

    "Even 'ethnic cleansing' has become a dirty word nowadays. It's getting so that you can't work toward purification without someone calling you the new Hitler."

    http://www.theonion.com/onion3620/genocide.html
     
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  10. Pilau Hands

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    Man...
    i seriously just read the title, and FELL DOWN laughing!
     
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    mental invalid - Replied Jan 26, 2004

    i just got it.....



    i was reading the actual onion on the shitter smoking a butt, yeah i know, pretty thought, and i saw the headline, and i thought about for a bit, and then it was like ding! and i laughed my ass off...
     
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    It took me about 15 seconds, then I hee-hawed.
     
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  14. seeking

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    seeking - Replied Jan 26, 2004

    at first i was like....'huh?....is it cause black people are poor and always asking to borrowing sugar and flower and stuff? or cause there's always a black guy standing outside every gas station asking for money? or maybe its cau.....ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, AXE!!!"

    this is one of the funniest one line, all inclusive jokes ive ever heard.
    it's even better that no one gets it right off the bat. it's like a grenade. it lands at your feet, and by the time you figure out what it is, you're laughing yourself to pieces.


    seeks/or something like that.
     
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    iloveboxcars - Replied Jan 26, 2004

    hilarious. fucking hilarious.
     
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