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Advice we all can take...

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Smart, Aug 11, 2004.

  1. Smart

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    Advice we all can take...

    Discussion started by Smart - Aug 11, 2004

    So preach on brotha (or sistah)!

    give some general advice... like...

    Don't let your mouth write a check that your ass can't cash!
     
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  2. GamblersGrin

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    GamblersGrin - Replied Aug 11, 2004

    don't piss into the wind
     
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  3. Overtime

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    Overtime - Replied Aug 11, 2004

    dont have sex with people from work that like you, because they think you like them back, then end up having to work everyday with them, that advice should save your life
     
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  4. Smart

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    Smart - Replied Aug 11, 2004

    onesec...

    AKA

    Don't dip your pen in the Company ink!
     
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    crave - Replied Aug 11, 2004

    always write checks in pen.
     
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    Overtime - Replied Aug 11, 2004

    something like that,,,,,dont have sex in your parents house, they will walk in on you,,,,,,twice


    if you are out at stone mountain, dont call a black family reunion consisting of at least 200 people rude and a bad family, not smart
     
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  7. Dick Quickwood

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    Dick Quickwood - Replied Aug 11, 2004

    don't make threads after you've been drinking if you're Smart!
     
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    Overtime - Replied Aug 11, 2004

    i cant say for sure about this, but dont get aids, or name all your kids george and then make a grill
     
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    casekonly - Replied Aug 11, 2004

    Meeting is only the beginning of separation

    All things are merely dreams.

    All lust is grief

    The future life is the all-important thing

    The flower goes back to its root.

    Though the flame be put out, the wick remains
    (dlush got that on a postcard)

    One blind man leads many blind Men.

    Life is a lamp-flame before a wind.

    Hell and Heaven are in the hearts of men

    Even Hell itself is a dwelling-place.

    Never let go the reins of the wild colt of the heart

    *Be the teacher of your heart: do not allow your heart to become your teacher.

    *This world is only a resting-place
     
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    Toilets are for the uninspired.
     
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    Overtime - Replied Aug 11, 2004

    bling bling, ive told many people that, i get weird looks

    best advice ever:

    Dont hide under you bed and kill your grandparents just because they wont let you go to tibyee island and be a lesbian
     
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    Weapon X - Replied Aug 11, 2004

    Don’t call someone a “fucking hooknosed Jew” at a bar that’s clientele is predominantly Jewish.

    But for real, don’t argue with people who are obviously waaaaaaaaay below the average intelligence level. I almost had a brain aneurysm over that shit today. At least it made me lift more waits at the jim.

    Oh yeah, don’t lift when you’re drunk. I’ve had way too many reoccurring, lingering, shitty injuries like that.
     
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    Overtime - Replied Aug 11, 2004

    i cant stress this enough, this is the best advice so far, dont waste your time on people who are just retarded
     
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    ¤¤FoRGE²¤¤ - Replied Aug 11, 2004

    :lol:
     
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    Overtime - Replied Aug 11, 2004

    its good advice, dont fuckin front....
     
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