Smart Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 So preach on brotha (or sistah)! give some general advice... like... Don't let your mouth write a check that your ass can't cash! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamblersGrin Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 don't piss into the wind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 dont have sex with people from work that like you, because they think you like them back, then end up having to work everyday with them, that advice should save your life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted August 11, 2004 Author Share Posted August 11, 2004 onesec... AKA Don't dip your pen in the Company ink! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crave Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 always write checks in pen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 Originally posted by Smart onesec... AKA Don't dip your pen in the Company ink! something like that,,,,,dont have sex in your parents house, they will walk in on you,,,,,,twice if you are out at stone mountain, dont call a black family reunion consisting of at least 200 people rude and a bad family, not smart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 don't make threads after you've been drinking if you're Smart! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 Originally posted by ARCEL don't make threads after you've been drinking if you're Smart! i cant say for sure about this, but dont get aids, or name all your kids george and then make a grill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 Meeting is only the beginning of separation All things are merely dreams. All lust is grief The future life is the all-important thing The flower goes back to its root. Though the flame be put out, the wick remains (dlush got that on a postcard) One blind man leads many blind Men. Life is a lamp-flame before a wind. Hell and Heaven are in the hearts of men Even Hell itself is a dwelling-place. Never let go the reins of the wild colt of the heart *Be the teacher of your heart: do not allow your heart to become your teacher. *This world is only a resting-place Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 Toilets are for the uninspired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 Originally posted by Poop Man Bob Toilets are for the uninspired. bling bling, ive told many people that, i get weird looks best advice ever: Dont hide under you bed and kill your grandparents just because they wont let you go to tibyee island and be a lesbian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 Don’t call someone a “fucking hooknosed Jew” at a bar that’s clientele is predominantly Jewish. But for real, don’t argue with people who are obviously waaaaaaaaay below the average intelligence level. I almost had a brain aneurysm over that shit today. At least it made me lift more waits at the jim. Oh yeah, don’t lift when you’re drunk. I’ve had way too many reoccurring, lingering, shitty injuries like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 Originally posted by Weapon X But for real, don’t argue with people who are obviously waaaaaaaaay below the average intelligence level. I almost had a brain aneurysm over that shit today. At least it made me lift more waits at the jim. i cant stress this enough, this is the best advice so far, dont waste your time on people who are just retarded Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¤¤FoRGE²¤¤ Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 Originally posted by onesecondple name all your kids george and then make a grill :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 Originally posted by ¤¤FoRGE²¤¤ :lol: its good advice, dont fuckin front.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 Originally posted by Weapon X But for real, don’t argue with people who are obviously waaaaaaaaay below the average intelligence level....At least it made me lift more waits at the jim Please tell me you aren't serious with those misspellings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 Originally posted by Weapon X But for real, don’t argue with people who are obviously waaaaaaaaay below the average intelligence level. are you serious? arguing with simpletons is way to much fun. it's all in how much stress you can take. gah! i even make up blatant lies when i argue with idiots. they are obvious lies, too obvious, if the idiot doesn't get it, it makes for good stories to tell your smart friends later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 the grass is green on the other side Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 Originally posted by EarMuffs the grass is green on the other side and hopefully it smells like pine trees, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 Originally posted by EarMuffs the grass is green on the other side hmm, that sounds vaguely homosexual. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 Originally posted by ARCEL hmm, that sounds vaguely homosexual. your mind is always in the gutter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im Broke Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 speakin of grass... If theres grass on the infield play ball... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 Originally posted by Im Broke speakin of grass... If theres grass on the infield play ball... grass dosent grow on a busy street Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im Broke Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 all this grass is makin me hungry... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BURLAP Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 if there's grass on the ass, take a pass. i just made that up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 Originally posted by BURLAP if there's grass on the ass, take a pass. i just made that up. haha, dope dope dope,,,,,,dont sell kids, they are crazy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im Broke Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 Originally posted by BURLAP if there's grass on the ass, take a pass. i just made that up. if theres grass on my ass i need a ass wax... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 Look both ways before you cross the road. And don't take up the whole sidewalk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BURLAP Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 "sometimes you just gotta say 'what the fuck'". 10 lard points whoever guesses what movie that's from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 It is less of a problem to be poor, than to be dishonest Those that lie down with dogs, get up with fleas. Life is not separate from death. It only looks that way. Don't let yesterday use up too much of today. A danger foreseen is half-avoided. All who have died are equal. You already possess everything necessary to become great. We will be known forever by the tracks we leave. Don't be afraid to cry. It will free your mind of sorrowful thoughts. Seek wisdom, not knowledge. Knowledge is of the past, Wisdom is of the future. Everyone who is successful must have dreamed of something. The soul would have no rainbow if the eye had no tears Cherish youth, but trust old age. Tell me and I'll forget. Show me, and I may not remember. Involve me, and I'll understand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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