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Accidentally saying something really retarded.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by [email protected]@N, Nov 18, 2003.

  1. S@T@N

    [email protected]@N Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 15, 2002 Messages: 1,998 Likes Received: 0
    Yeah... so. I have this life/career planning class, right.. and for like 3
    weeks we didn't have class because the instructor didn't come. When he
    finally returned, I was sittin there all in this good mood and shit from a
    previous class, so I ask the professor (jokingly) so what happened, you
    go on a cruise or something? He forces a pitiful smile and says "no, my
    father passed away." Talk about feeling like a jackass.

    So yes, I know this happens to everyone. I know the irony of mine is
    probably pretty fucking funny... so somebody make me laugh.
  2. Coffie Crave

    Coffie Crave Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 21, 2003 Messages: 1,124 Likes Received: 0

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  4. Coffie Crave

    Coffie Crave Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 21, 2003 Messages: 1,124 Likes Received: 0
    just tell him after class that you where sorry you didnt know that was the reason for him being out of class.He will understand.
  5. S@T@N

    [email protected]@N Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 15, 2002 Messages: 1,998 Likes Received: 0
    haha yeah I did, he said not to sweat it... eh, I just felt like a jerk, that's
    all. but uh.. yeah I kinda meant for you guys to post some stupid shit
    you've said so I can laugh at you. haha.

    and hey... is that you failing my thread? that sucks, did your dad die too?
  6. Intangible

    Intangible 12oz Legend

    Joined: Jul 9, 2001 Messages: 17,479 Likes Received: 7
    :lol: that made me laugh really hard...its happened to me many times I just dont remember specifics...

    one time i was walking to class listening to headphones lookin at the groud while i was movin with swift ninja like speed, and someone ran into me, i kept walkin and looked back and said "what you fuckin blind." needless to say dude was blind...i looked around and no one else was there to hear it so i quickly ran to the building.
  7. mapo returns

    mapo returns Member

    Joined: May 4, 2003 Messages: 687 Likes Received: 0
    this has happened to me alot.

    one time it was my birthday..and we were going to the mall..and my stepdad starts grabbing big wads of cash from his car..and im like 'you dont have to'. then he put it in his pocket. that shit wasnt for me. and then i was like 'we dont have to go to the mall.' to try to save face.

    im sure all add more to this. im tired now.
  8. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 12,427 Likes Received: 2
    I got hit with a classic. Some chick waved in my direction and i thought of course it was for me. I waved back and from behind me I hear "Sorry bro, that's not for you." only to see chicks boyfeiend waving to her.

    Shit...i felt too lame to issue an acidic comeback.
  9. iced_tea

    iced_tea Member

    Joined: Jun 17, 2003 Messages: 328 Likes Received: 1
    i hate when people wave in public towards a crowd u dont know who the fuck they are waving to. i mean for real anyone who waves at a large group of stranger with only one person they know in the group should be beaten. i just nod if someone does that. i waved once. never again waving is so 80's
  10. Milton

    Milton Senior Member

    Joined: May 21, 2003 Messages: 2,253 Likes Received: 0
    Ever accidentally put an instant messenger conversation with your boy about getting some from this chick from the club in a paper for class. Boy, that didn't go over well, especially cause I made reference to needing a machete to go down... Teacher was 57 and female... Ouch!
  11. effyoo

    effyoo Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 2, 2002 Messages: 4,703 Likes Received: 0
    Ever proofread?
  12. Milton

    Milton Senior Member

    Joined: May 21, 2003 Messages: 2,253 Likes Received: 0
    Proofreading is for losers, all my school shits are freestyled. No seriously.
  13. fatbastard

    fatbastard Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 30, 2002 Messages: 2,880 Likes Received: 11
    i was at this beach party one time...and this guy comes up and grabs a handful of m&m's and looked pissed off, so he starts throwing them in this guys cap (aiming like his playing basketball) so i start swatting the m&m's going "REJECTED" "REJECTED"!!!...and he looks at me and goes fuck you andrew!...i kinda just thought he was pissed about something else.

    turns out he had just asked this girl out and she rejected him. so me swatting his m&m's he must of thought......

    but i seriously had no idea.
  14. causinpanic

    causinpanic Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 13, 2003 Messages: 1,141 Likes Received: 0
    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: definetly
  15. wiseguy

    wiseguy Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 1, 2002 Messages: 2,543 Likes Received: 1
    i have done stuff like that so many times, i think that i am prone to being an asshole or something. once, at a big shopping centre (a mall, for you americans) around christmas time there was this really big display christmas card. where everyone could write christmas greetings or whatever, and i figured that it was to stay on display at the mall over the christmas period. i friend of mine dared me to write "christmas carols suck" or something similar on it (we were retarded and 15, we thought that it was funny), because i had spent the whole afternoon bitching about the nasty christmas music on the sound system. being a retarded 15 year old i wrote it, and straight away, this girl walked up to me and said that it wasnt appropriate to write that because the card was going to the childrens hospital. i felt worse than i ever have in my life, cleaned it off and wrote "merry christmas" in its place, but damn, talk about doing something retarded. i was 15 at the time though...