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Accessories for gettin' it on.


Poop Man Bob

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List whatever you like to bring into the bedroom with you. Beyond the other person, please ... that's somewhat a given.

 

-Candles ... vanilla or citrus.

-Sundae toppings ... including whipped cream, chocolate sauce, and cherries. Cherries ... how ironic.

-A button down shirt ... nothing is sexier than a woman in the button down, long sleeve shirt you were just wearing. Mmmmm.

-A long sock ... tie her hands up, she'll like it.

 

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1 bikini

 

1 nice sized bottle of lotion

 

1 slurpie/icie/smoothie or in desperate times a few ice cubes

 

i mix cd with baller tunes (dj shadow, unkle, radiohead, coldplay, etc)

 

1 shower

 

2 girlskin blankets(soft silky feeling blankets)

 

mix in any order and serve (get it i got served, i heard people say that in philly)

 

1 gun to killself now

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  • 1 year later...

a dress size XL

2 dresses size childrens M

2 spider monkey

hairy midget in leather chaps (exposed buttocks)

velvet elvis jumpsuit (size midget)

lube

african landscape portraits

tranquilizer darts

lime jellow

gerber baby food (banana) approximately 2 dozen cases

double sided XL 25 inch dildo

a bucket of chicken (all white meat) (no jungle fever here except for the spider monkeys of course)

an 1/4 oz of some good coke

and a Barry White CD (album title - Can't Get Enough)

 

oh and one size S form fitting spearmint flavored condom

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