Poop Man Bob Posted April 11, 2001 Share Posted April 11, 2001 List whatever you like to bring into the bedroom with you. Beyond the other person, please ... that's somewhat a given. -Candles ... vanilla or citrus. -Sundae toppings ... including whipped cream, chocolate sauce, and cherries. Cherries ... how ironic. -A button down shirt ... nothing is sexier than a woman in the button down, long sleeve shirt you were just wearing. Mmmmm. -A long sock ... tie her hands up, she'll like it. ------------------ Toilets are for the uninspired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shyster Posted April 11, 2001 Share Posted April 11, 2001 edible massage oils music open window Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatguydist Posted April 11, 2001 Share Posted April 11, 2001 1 bikini 1 nice sized bottle of lotion 1 slurpie/icie/smoothie or in desperate times a few ice cubes i mix cd with baller tunes (dj shadow, unkle, radiohead, coldplay, etc) 1 shower 2 girlskin blankets(soft silky feeling blankets) mix in any order and serve (get it i got served, i heard people say that in philly) 1 gun to killself now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted April 11, 2001 Share Posted April 11, 2001 Earth Wind and Fire Cd... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Are2 Posted April 11, 2001 Share Posted April 11, 2001 Barry White and a baby grand piano! ------------------ whatever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Face Me Face Death Posted April 11, 2001 Share Posted April 11, 2001 the ultimate makeout mixtape (garanteed(sp?) to get girls going) I silk blindfold gatorade(you lose alot nutrients during sex) motion lotion ICE mini me kama sutra your mom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maskoner Posted April 11, 2001 Share Posted April 11, 2001 lots of alcohol (sometimes) makeout music bikini underwear picture of scott bao (optional) ice cubes one box... and box pokers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sugoione Posted April 11, 2001 Share Posted April 11, 2001 jodeci r.kelly KC and JOJO and a bottle of hennessy mixed up with the some cranberry juice. ------------------ 283 pig bunisher sugoi desu ne das facha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crossfade Posted April 11, 2001 Share Posted April 11, 2001 Man you guys are boring. Let me run it down: -stable -hay (or plastic facsimilie) -riding crops (a must) -portable tv and vcr -HeeHaw box set (vhs ofcourse) -peanut butter (for those that know) The barn be bumping tonight... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kid furie Posted April 11, 2001 Share Posted April 11, 2001 a brick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kid furie Posted April 11, 2001 Share Posted April 11, 2001 sorry for the bad joke. ------------------ Nigga.....what yo bank bout Dog i've been....lost count Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dukeofyork Posted April 11, 2001 Share Posted April 11, 2001 me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted April 11, 2001 Share Posted April 11, 2001 Originally posted by maskoner: ...picture of scott bao (optional) aaaaahhhhhhahhahhahha......you too???? ------------------ brick, brick ,brick...thats how i be up against your girlfriends ass... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted January 1, 2003 Share Posted January 1, 2003 a girl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted January 1, 2003 Share Posted January 1, 2003 a holiday in cambodia!! where the people dress in black!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Born Loser Posted January 1, 2003 Share Posted January 1, 2003 Some KY Jelly for when I turn her into a real women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted January 1, 2003 Share Posted January 1, 2003 hahaha..fuck that.just go dry and hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted January 1, 2003 Share Posted January 1, 2003 a dress size XL 2 dresses size childrens M 2 spider monkey hairy midget in leather chaps (exposed buttocks) velvet elvis jumpsuit (size midget) lube african landscape portraits tranquilizer darts lime jellow gerber baby food (banana) approximately 2 dozen cases double sided XL 25 inch dildo a bucket of chicken (all white meat) (no jungle fever here except for the spider monkeys of course) an 1/4 oz of some good coke and a Barry White CD (album title - Can't Get Enough) oh and one size S form fitting spearmint flavored condom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krie Posted January 1, 2003 Share Posted January 1, 2003 Candles A Bed Music Window Open Water to drink afterwards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Born Loser Posted January 1, 2003 Share Posted January 1, 2003 Originally posted by willy.wonka hahaha..fuck that.just go dry and hard. That hurts way too much it feels like a clamp on your dick, unless you get her bleeding then your good to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bodice_ripper Posted January 1, 2003 Share Posted January 1, 2003 gag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Born Loser Posted January 1, 2003 Share Posted January 1, 2003 or you can do my favorite trick and that is loosin that ass up with your thumb then soit on it, then slide on in.:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted January 1, 2003 Share Posted January 1, 2003 there has to be "the feeling" between the two people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted January 1, 2003 Share Posted January 1, 2003 oh yeh, and protection Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted January 1, 2003 Share Posted January 1, 2003 Originally posted by sneak there has to be "the feeling" between the two people. yeah the feeling of her lip's on my cack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Born Loser Posted January 1, 2003 Share Posted January 1, 2003 Originally posted by sneak oh yeh, and protection Nae dog hit that shit REEPY STYLE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted January 1, 2003 Share Posted January 1, 2003 war hammer air guitar 5-minute epoxy music: Lou Bega, "A Little Bit of Mambo" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhAt_dA_fUcK Posted January 1, 2003 Share Posted January 1, 2003 dont forget the penis and the vagina... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted January 1, 2003 Share Posted January 1, 2003 Originally posted by kid furie a brick. THATS MY LINE YOU FUCK. seriously though, all you need is a fist and some vaseline. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ETHREADZNY Posted January 1, 2003 Share Posted January 1, 2003 THE 25 dolllars to pay her afterwards... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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