lameassnigga Posted January 6, 2005 Share Posted January 6, 2005 Has anyone brought Absinthe? If so, can you comment on the experience? I found this site that sales the shit, http://www.laboheme.uk.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted January 6, 2005 Share Posted January 6, 2005 You wont get the real stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lameassnigga Posted January 6, 2005 Author Share Posted January 6, 2005 how do you know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macon Dead Posted January 6, 2005 Share Posted January 6, 2005 one of my friends brought a bottle from israel, i didnt get that much but it was quite nice. I didnt have any hallucinations or visual imagery or impairment of any kind. to me it was like having just a little opium and a shot of something mellow. i doubt that website will get you the real shit and if they would the wont ship to the us i presume. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lameassnigga Posted January 6, 2005 Author Share Posted January 6, 2005 it says that they do ship the stuff to the US, and they explain how this is posible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crave Posted January 6, 2005 Share Posted January 6, 2005 THE GREEN FAIRY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted January 6, 2005 Share Posted January 6, 2005 ahem. last years absinthe thread shit makes me want to cut off my ear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AREANKAY Posted January 6, 2005 Share Posted January 6, 2005 have you ever been to that website that was called manmeat.com that claimed to sell human cuts of meat for eating.................................. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRAMP Posted January 6, 2005 Share Posted January 6, 2005 Novelty drink. most aren't the real deal, just strong alcohol. I heard they used copper spoons to burn the sugar and that's what would fuck up your head. I've had my fair share and for the most part i just got really drunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 6, 2005 Share Posted January 6, 2005 here's the real deal: the absinthe of legend isn't made anymore. 1 - the wormwood is totally different and not used in modern brews. 2 - it was all brewed in lead pots, so you'd get heavy metal poisioning. 3 - just like parmesean and pasta.... absinthe was just a vehicle for lodenium. having said that, I drank 3 shots of portugese absenthe in december and man.... the only thing to compare it to ig GHB which is used as a knockout drug. Technically it's a sinthesised(sp) human hormone that makes you feel like a 13 year old boy who's just discovered masturbation. *and it makes the world slant sideways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamblersGrin Posted January 6, 2005 Share Posted January 6, 2005 im quoting myself from last years thread "wormwood is the ingredient that is what makes absinthe legit. i think there are something only like 3 countries in the world that produce the real deal. a couple of new years ago a friend had a bottle of the real stuff brought in from chechoslavakia (i know it is a horrible spelling). i also drank bought half a bottle of vodka but that stuff messed me up even more. i kind of almost felt like i was tripping but not. it was wild and crazy stuff." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 if i could describe the feeling the first time i drank the real deal absinthe it would be EXCACTLY what kilo said...like a 13 year old school boy wjo just discovered masturbation my friends father has a bottle in his house he got into russia 10 years ago..still hasnt cracked it yet...he is moving to chicago in a few months and leaving everything to my friend...hopefully that bottle can be the first thing we do when he moves in... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiffer Jet Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 So you feel horny? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
»§ÜGÅR« Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 drunk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 Where all you guys are wrong is that the REAL! stuff IS still available... BRB..I have an article to scan proving such allegations..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 the 'real stuff' might be but unless it gives you lead poisioning and is mixed with opium..... then it's NOT the 'real stuff' that Van Gogh and all the other 'headz' in Paris were drinking a hundred years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 I just got all excited because I read this while taking my morning dumpage today..I guess it pretty much rephrases what some other folks have said, but I just wanted to feel special..haha From Stuff Magazine Feb. 05 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 united states of pussyville haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 yeah... mius the lead poisioning. Getting too much lead in the water was what brought the collapse of rome. I think it can seriously fuck with your average pesant. like burnination! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 ERGOT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xeroshoes Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 I drank some Portuguese absinthe not too long ago. It was like the opposite of getting drunk. I went to a frat party while I was on it and I couldn't do anything but stand there and tweak out thinking about how much fraternities piss me off. I felt like I could have done a lot of homework or written a tweaked-out Jack Kerouac style story or something. I wouldn't say that I felt like a "13 year-old who just discovered masturbation" though. Maybe I didn't drink enough. I can definately see why a lot of artists and writers like it though...it makes your mind crazy clear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 My brother is an absinth conneiussuer. He has like 10 bottles of the stuff, some of which run up to about $700 each. They are in some special absinthe cabinet, complete with expensive silver spoons, and he has some werid faucet type thing to pour the water in. It's some serious stuff. I've told him he should start wearing vellvet suits and grow a pencil thin moustache, but so far he has yet to listen to my expert advice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 PS - When did this whole absinthe craze start? In the last year it just seems to have blown up like your favourite indie band.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MESTHREE Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 I heard that absinthe was never illegal in canada. Aparently you can get whatever kind they sell these days a a bar down the street from me. but Ive never tried it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 "3% discount when ordering 5 and more bottles" :lol: what the fuck kinda discount is that??? ......... im actually pondering ordering a bottle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeNocheAtacamos Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 reference the movie hell if your curious about how the old schollers use to use it....couple drops of opium on a sugar cube...melt the sugar into a liquid state and mix with the green stuff... as far as i know the only most available brand that stays true to the og formula is SEBOR ABSYNTHE...i believe its made in europe somewhere...that paticular product claims to be the most legit...although that could be some bullshit sales pitch... i would suspect that homeboy's brother who has the cabinet has some opinion...and i think he should talk to his brother for us...that would be nice... as for the truest form of absinthe...with the lead and all: i highly doubt it would kill you to polish off a bottle of it...not in one sitting of course... if youve dropped what you believe to be acid, mesc., ecstacy, etc...dont tell yourself that everytime youve done either of those drugs, that they have been clean and uncut with some sort of poison...that would be untrue unless you made it yourself...a pack of cigarettes is probably worse than a bottle of REAL absynthe... so, DR>DAZZLE, when your brother throws an absynthe party let me know...i would happily join in for the experience... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neskoner Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 yum?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermdog Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 NO thanks... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 it's okay. i didn't exactly get wasted off it though, and i didn't have laudanum. i also didn't buy it. two friends of mine have brought it back from europe. one from paris, the other from amsterdam. i have no idea where they got it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr.testical Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 HA MY NIGGA went to poland and all them countrie all around braught me back a bottle of that shit its like 190 proof and carries that woormwood. shits good. and no you wont get the real thing online sucka oat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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