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a woman's words of wisdom-may wanna read

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by TOY, Jan 30, 2002.

  1. TOY

    TOY New Jack

    Joined: May 16, 2001 Messages: 2 Likes Received: 0
    Things Niggas Should Recognize!!

    1. Long hair is not the most important factor. Some short hairstyles are bangin', short dicks ain't. Get your priorities straight,stumpy.

    2. Definition of a gold-digger: Former innocent, loyal, sweet, heartbroken girl who has come to the conclusion that men just don't
    give a fuck about women and have nothing to offer besides dick, and
    money. Dick disappoints sometimes, money never does.

    3. Just cause your loyal girlfriend forgave you for cheating, it doesn't mean things will remain the same. Newsflash: Any cute male "friend"that she may have has now moved up a few knotches, playa.

    4. Big titties can't suck a good dick. Nuff' said.

    5. If she's mad cool, the two of you always get along with no
    arguments, and kicking it with her is like kicking itwith yur boys, keep up the good work. You haven't pissed her off yet.

    6. Girls can fuck you and keep it movin' too. Stop thinkin' that if you fuck with us we're gonna catch feelings. Ain't nobody thinking about you nigga. Our boyfriend was just acting up that week.

    7. The REAL freaks aren't the loud, obnoxious, promiscuous, titties
    hangin' out, tight everything on, excessivemakeup wearing girls who
    emulate chics in a Jay-Z video. Nah, she's the QUIET one with the
    sweatsuit, sneaks, ponytail, makeup-less face, doin' her, just chillin'. That unsuspecting, "plain" chic will have you thinking your dick will fall off if she leaves. Not to mention, kick one of them obnoxious bitches' asses.

    8. Real freaks keep their shit undercover because if every nigga knew how good her shit was and how easily she gives in to tempatation, her coochie would wear out like a stretched rubber band. We all know how many times you gotta wrap that sucker around before it holds tight.

    9. Just because a girl gives you her phone number that day, doesn't
    mean she expects to hear from you that night. Pretend like you have a life.

    10. Shouting obscenities at a girl just because she DIDN'T RESPOND
    to your, "Yo shorty", (when you're shorter than her), or your "Ma, Ma, Ma",(when you ain't her fuckin' son), or to "Damn! girl!" (when she's with her man),only makes you look EXTRA stupid. All that cursin' while she's walking away...you still think she's fine, nigga.

    11. If you want to mess around with the next chic, just tell your girl. She's not gonna drop dead from sadness. She might drop on her
    knees though...to thank God for! giving her the opportunity to mess with that cute guy at school/work/the grocery store/next door/on the train/on the bus/on the UPS truck/ex she use to mess with/friend of
    yours that's tryin' to get with her on the low/ etc. etc. nigga.

    12. You don't choose the girl you want to be with. By the time you
    even recognize her, she has already, loved you, kissed you, touched
    you, sucked you, fucked you, played you, and thought of a way to drop you, for that other nigga whose eyein' her too.

    13. Men swear that girls resort to masturbation like they do. If a
    girl says she doesn't play with her shit, it is conceivable. When we
    get horny, we call a nigga. As women, we have more sex appeal, mor seductive tactics to trap guys, and therefore more options than
    guys. And, our options never have their period and are ALWAYS ready to fuck. With so little resistance from you all, why play with our own shit?

    14. A girl's love and trust is like tissue. Once you've shit on it, you will never get it back to it's original state.

    15. ATTENTION ALL NIGGAS, STOP GIVING FLOWERS WHEN YOU FUCK UP: Flowers don't make amends for all your wrongs.
    If anything, they remind us of the course of the relationship: at first it's colorful, bright, and blooming everyday. Then it dries out, crumbles, and disintegrates until it's dead. Now it's time for some new flowers, if you know what I mean.

    16. Girls don't dress up and look attractive to impress guys. We do all that extra shit to make us happy. We could have a rag on our
    head, no teeth, and one leg, but if our ass or titties are big, we
    could still bag one of you fools. Why dress up unnecessarily?

    17. Oh yeah, those girls in the video? THEY DON'T WANT YOU. You
    better pay attention to the girl sittin' next to your droolin' ass.

    18. If a girl claims that you're sexually harassing her, you're ugly. Plain and simple. Sexual harassment is based solely on how attractive or unattractive the so called "harasser" is. Like a girl is gonna press charges because Allen Iverson told her she had a nice ass.

    19. When her girl calls your house and leaves a message on your
    answering machine, blowin' up your spot when she knows you live with your girl, you're quick to call her a dumb bitch. No. Dumb bitches hang up and pray that you eventually break up with your girl for some miraculous reason.

    20. When you really have a chic's heart, and you really have her
    open, she's sucking your dick. If she ain't doin' that, go re-evaluate y! ourself playa. She ain't open.

    21. If a girl is sucking your dick and you're not even eating the pussy, and she ain't complaining, don't brag to your boys and laugh
    cause you think you're the man. Another nigga is handlin' what you're scared to do. Ha!Ha!

    22. Just cause a girl introduces you to her parents, doesn't mean she's serious about you. It's just that her parents keep sweatin' her because they want to see the face of the person giving booty calls
    waking up the entire house at 3am in the fuckin' morning every night.

    23. Just because you spent a couple of nights at your girl's
    your dirty draws home and wash them yourself. And stop tryin' to leave signs of your presence. Other niggas drop by too.

    24. When you interrupt our making out to get up for a sudden
    bathroom run, we know you're jerking off to get rid of that inital nut. If she doesn't know, it's because she hasn't caught a nigga yet.

    25. Do you really think we don't know when you're on the phone with some chic? Nuff' said.

    26. If your girl is always asking about how one of your friends is
    doing, she's doing one of four things: dreaming! about being with him, wishing she met him before she met you, considering sleeping with him after the two of you break up, or sleeping with him already.

    27. Just because you honk your horn at a girl and she turns to look
    at you, it doesn't mean that she's diggin' you. It's because she's in
    the street and you honked your horn. Basic reflex is to turn and look.
    Drive on genius.


  3. tue skinny

    tue skinny Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 3, 2001 Messages: 4,781 Likes Received: 0
    nice job. i bet you helped out some people
  4. jah

    jah Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 30, 2001 Messages: 2,705 Likes Received: 2
    let me redefine gold digger: a shallow, self centered, money hungry woman who either has a twisted mentality that its worth being in a relationship for posessions instead of companionship. they think the purpose of life and relationships is to consume as much as possible act like a snobby bitch.

    if a man doesnt have anything to offer, dont be with him. men arent the problem as far as gold diggers go. women are. because u have some idea that ull be happy with a lotta stuff. and u use ur own disease as an excuse to hate men. gold diggin is a disease. ur just another self righteous (hahaha el m....) feminist whos been goin after the same kinda men ur describing in ur post, and u wonder why u have a bad impression of men. thats whats ironic about this post.

    women are always talkin about how they want a sweet, carring, respectful, generous, affectionate, sensitive...... guy and yet u run around hookin up with the loudmouth, rude, insensitive, cheatin.... guy. some girls got their priorities straight but most of yall are lookin for the fun, popular, arrogant, cocky, assholes. i see it all the time!!!!!!!! girls dont want a guy who acts real and doesnt try to act hella tough all the time and who doesnt talk shit or act like hes the shit; u want the player/macho motherfucker that acts like a dick. then, when things arent goin good, u wanna complain and talk about how u want a nice guy. so tell me why the fuck i would want to act carring and sensitive? so i can look like a flamer and become the girls best friend and lose any chance i have? fuck that! ill keep actin like a testosterone filled ape like killin machine (sarcasm) because i know from experience that it works better. believe me, im not an asshole and nothing makes me angrier than a cocky motherfucker whos just frontin hella much, and im not sayin im gonna act like a complete dick, but being real sweat qnd sensitive is the wrong message for most girls. i know this isnt true for all girls but ive seen it plenty of times and plenty of girls have admitted it. and ive seen plenty of girls who wont admit it who are treated worse than the guys dog but they cant get enough of it. so fuck ur analysis as far as im concerned. thats just me tho....

  5. jah

    jah Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 30, 2001 Messages: 2,705 Likes Received: 2
    why not just say, "ur ugly, stop harrassing me" instead of bein a complete bitch and pressing charges cus u dont appreciate that ugly people want some play too. once again, shallow and just fuckin mean. maybe when girls like that grow a heart theyll get treated like a human being instead of a shallow sex toy. maybe if girls put more effort into doin what guys wanted instead of always wanting their way and expecting to get it cus theyre the most important person in the world, guys wouldnt get so bored with u. relationships work both ways baby!
  6. cornelius

    cornelius Member

    Joined: Nov 3, 2001 Messages: 816 Likes Received: 0
    why do they do that!!? girls are so confusing! it's driving me insane!!!
  7. Santa Claus

    Santa Claus Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 23, 2000 Messages: 1,496 Likes Received: 0
    that got too hard to read. but what i read was ok..
  8. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    i love that stuff

  9. bug

    bug Guest

    i wouldn't want a relationship with that kind of woman. at least half if not more wouldn't apply to me
  10. TOY

    TOY New Jack

    Joined: May 16, 2001 Messages: 2 Likes Received: 0
    yeah some of it i disagree with but for the most part, lots of help.
  11. ASER1NE

    ASER1NE Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 15, 2001 Messages: 7,578 Likes Received: 3
    it would be a much better read if it were in english
  12. scum

    scum New Jack

    Joined: Oct 29, 2001 Messages: 60 Likes Received: 0
    all I have to say is girls like asshole guys for some reason or another... I am not saying all of them but for most it is true... Case in point Me and a buddy of mine about a year ago went to this girls party...

    I knew her 2 years prior from work... We had 2 weeks of fun and then I found out she was engaged... I started being a total dick to her cause I was hurt... She just wouldn't leave me alone after that...

    finally she went off to collage and I got on with my life... Then me and my friend dave were working on my car and he was telling me that at 19 he finally lost his virginity the week prior but he was wasted and couldn't remember anything... So he starts describing her... Then it clicked and I was like oh shit I know that girl. so... I told him the story and me and him decided to do an experiment...

    We called her up and went to her party... After drinkin and smokin till about 11pm me and her went to her room we fucked from 11pm till 6am... My buddy dave slept with her the next night for about 10 mins...
    The last night she wanted to have a 3 some with me and dave... Now I was freaked out kinda but I figured I would just feed dave good ole' jenkins whiskey... That solved the problem, so I fucked her again only for about 45 mins this time...

    The next day was our experiment. I was going to be nice to her, and dave was going to be a dick to her... So I was very polite huged and kissed her goodbye... And Dave was a dick he treated her like shit all day... I mean really horrible shit...

    I never heard from her again...

    He had to deal with her calling him like 50 times a day literally. Stoping by his house all the time, and showing up at his friends houses. for about 4 months everyday
  13. rhettdec

    rhettdec Junior Member

    Joined: Jan 6, 2002 Messages: 122 Likes Received: 0
    jah's got the picture

    jah you have them figured out. what it basically comes down to is girls dont really give a fuc about you. girls want a guy to be a source of entertainment for them, you know the song girls just wanna have fun. sure they would like for you to be a good hearted person but your ability to provide a girl with a bigger oppertunity to expand her social life reigns over all else because thats fun to them. if you were to take an attractive girl and sneak an honest answer out of her she will tell you the most important thing in life is your social life. so the person whos got the most going on as far as socializing and partying is going to get the most attention from girls. im sure most of us have this notion but i just want to reinforce its real worth. my exgirl friend i meet when i was just about to go off to college and she was about to go too. im the type prob alot like you who was into skateboarding and well graff bboyin stuff and she was a prep the secretary of her class and thats what her friends were. she can be the sweetest girl ever i loved her, but her need to socialize was so great it came off as sort of bizarre to me. well i went off to scad an art school and she stayed in florida and went to ucf a university. she and all her friends allways wanted to be in sororities and fraterinities and thats what they did. and once she did that her bizarre social thing turned into who she really was. she played me hella quick. this from the first girl i ever was in love with and treated like i was in love with. i stayed in touch with her for awhile. while i was in touch i asked many questions. i was intreged by the power of this need to be miss party social, oh and all her girl friends from home were the same way. she told me about the guys out there who i could tell she thought had it going on and the competition between girls tryin to get the most power. frat guys have the girls on there nuts so hard they rape them and the girls wont say anything because they dont want to endanger there chances of being cool with the frat the raper is from. damn this is too much writing. so i get all this knowledge of the prep university world right then after spending time here at this art school were everyone is "different" and alternitive and tryin to be better then the average person because the popular world is so fucked up right its the same thing. these girls here are no different. they act the exact same way. art people are no different from anyone else exept for there attempts to try to stand out in a crowd are different. girls here are all about the guy with the most friends and goes out the most i never here anyone say anything about someone having a good heart. it sucks but thats just the way life is. girls dont like how were so involved with a girls physical appearance thay think that sucks, its just the way things are. so heres what you do. make sure you and your friends are tight. you should be equal with your friends. if you have a friend were you just joke on eachother your wastin your time. and drugs can make things so easy its rediculious. and when your up there dont screw over your friends cuz they have the potential to be around a lot longer then any girl. i hope this helps someone out. im just tryin to look out for my people. i know it might sound cliche or something but i swear this is how shit is. ive been at the top and the bottom and every where in between trust me.
  14. cee-lok

    cee-lok New Jack

    Joined: Jan 18, 2002 Messages: 64 Likes Received: 0
    I think people sometimes need a challenge and maybe love the chase and this is why they behave in such an awkward way
    ex: going after people that have no interest in them,
    and things of that nature
  15. taper

    taper Elite Member

    Joined: Nov 29, 2000 Messages: 4,509 Likes Received: 0
    you must be black... alot of that shit isnt what im looking for and alot of white men dont act like hat. not to be racist but thats jst not how it is alot of the time. im not hollering or actin like tha. also if you could speak english it would help.:)