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Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by kOmega, Jun 14, 2001.

  1. kOmega

    kOmega Guest

    A guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially
    buried in the sand.

    He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. Two BLONDE genies appear and
    they tell him he has been granted three wishes.

    The guy makes his three wishes and the BLONDE genies disappear.

    The next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom, in a mansion
    surrounded by 50 beautiful women. He makes love to all of them and begins
    to explore
    the house.

    Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet. He looks down and the
    floor is covered in $100 bills.

    Then, there is a knock at the door.

    He answers the door and standing there are two persons dressed in Ku
    Klux Klan outfits. They drag him outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope
    over a limb and hang him by the neck until he is dead.

    As the Klansmen are walking away, they remove their hoods, and it's the
    two BLONDE genies. One BLONDE genie says to the other one, "Hey, I can
    understand the first wish having all these beautiful women in a big
    mansion to make love to. I can also understand him wanting to be a
    But to be hung like a black man is beyond me!"
  2. theFUME

    theFUME Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 6, 2001 Messages: 2,489 Likes Received: 1
    http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//icons/icon14.gif'> thats funny but kinda mean [img]http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//icons/icon13.gif'>

    "So analyze me surprise me but cant magmatize me"

    [This message has been edited by theFUME (edited 06-14-2001).]
  3. PIRone716

    PIRone716 Member

    Joined: Jun 5, 2001 Messages: 837 Likes Received: 1

    your ghetto if you pee in the shower...
  4. platapie

    platapie Guest

    aww. thats pretty crude.
  5. teister

    teister Senior Member

    Joined: May 17, 2001 Messages: 2,100 Likes Received: 0
    Fuck racism. But that is kinda funny, except that if anything, a blonde girl would know better than most what being hung like a black man meant.