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A WARM, FLESHY, MOIST OPENING

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by beardo, Mar 25, 2002.

  1. beardo

    beardo Guest

    IN THE RANGE OF 8 INCHES LONG.

    THE FUNCTIONING OF WHICH IS ENJOYED BY MEMBERS OF BOTH SEXES.

    IS USUALLY FOUND HUNG, DANGLING, READY, LOOSELY FOR INSTANT ACTION.

    IT BOASTS OF A CLUMP OF LITTLE HAIRY THINGS AT ONE END AND SMALL HOLE AT THE OTHER.

    IN USE, IT IS INSERTED, ALMOST ALWAYS WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES SLOWLY, SOMETIMES QUICKLY, INTO A WARM, FLESHY, MOIST OPENING WHERE IT IS THRUST IN AND DRAWN OUT AGAIN AND AGAIN MANY TIMES IN SUCCESSION, OFTEN QUICKLY
    AND ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING BODILY MOVEMENTS.

    ANYONE FOUND LISTENING IN WILL MOST SURELY RECOGNIZE THE RHYTHMIC, PULSING SOUND, RESULTING FROM THE WELL LUBRICATED MOVEMENTS.

    WHEN FINALLY WITHDRAWN, IT LEAVES BEHIND A JUICY, FROTHY, WHITE STICKY SUBSTANCE, SOME OF WHICH WILL NEED CLEANING FROM THE OUTER SURFACES OF THE OPENING, AND SOME FROM ITS LONG GLISTENING SHAFT.

    AFTER EVERYTHING IS DONE AND THE FLOWING AND CLEANSING LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED EMANATING, IT IS RETURNED TO ITS FREELY HANGING STATE OF REST, READY YET FOR ANOTHER BIT OF ACTION, HOPEFULLY REACHING ITS BRISTLING CLIMAX TWICE OR THREE TIMES A DAY, BUT OFTEN MUCH LESS.

    WHAT AM I???????

    AS YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY GUESSED, THE ANSWER TO THE RIDDLE IS NONE OTHER THAN YOUR VERY OWN..........




    toothbrush
     
  2. railroadjerk

    railroadjerk Guest

  3. -Rage-

    -Rage- 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 12, 2001 Messages: 10,006 Likes Received: 28
    Damn...I thought it was a pinworm. :(
     
  4. Al Green

    Al Green Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2001 Messages: 8,561 Likes Received: 1
    beardo .. forever `10yrs old.

    (the negative effects of the fountain of youth)
     
  5. beardo

    beardo Guest

  6. swif1

    swif1 Veteran Member

    Joined: Dec 13, 2001 Messages: 7,067 Likes Received: 29
    toothbrush..haha..i thought it would be that toronto teacher.

    toothbrush = that kid's .....
    orifice = teacher
     




  7. bored at work
    :)
     
  8. shameless self promotion

    shameless self promotion 12oz Legend

    Joined: Mar 7, 2001 Messages: 16,306 Likes Received: 104
    Turning back, she just laughs...

    The boulevard isnt that bad.
     
  9. beardo

    beardo Guest

    Re: Re: A WARM, FLESHY, MOIST OPENING



    ding
     
  10. beardo

    beardo Guest

    hey everybody, SYE brushes his teeth with a penis.
     
  11. Pilau Hands

    Pilau Hands Guest

  12. aederone

    aederone Member

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    that made me laugh out loud....now i feel dumb...
     
  13. Al Green

    Al Green Veteran Member

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  14. SYE

    SYE Junior Member

    Joined: Feb 6, 2002 Messages: 111 Likes Received: 0
    Your mom brushes with my penis and then shares it with you, schinter-boy!

    Nice comeback though for talking out your ass
     
  15. 23578

    23578 Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 2, 2000 Messages: 2,521 Likes Received: 0
    BEERDO=FUNNY MOTHERFUCK
     
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