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A WARM, FLESHY, MOIST OPENING

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by beardo, Mar 25, 2002.

  1. beardo

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    A WARM, FLESHY, MOIST OPENING

    Discussion started by beardo - Mar 25, 2002

    IN THE RANGE OF 8 INCHES LONG.

    THE FUNCTIONING OF WHICH IS ENJOYED BY MEMBERS OF BOTH SEXES.

    IS USUALLY FOUND HUNG, DANGLING, READY, LOOSELY FOR INSTANT ACTION.

    IT BOASTS OF A CLUMP OF LITTLE HAIRY THINGS AT ONE END AND SMALL HOLE AT THE OTHER.

    IN USE, IT IS INSERTED, ALMOST ALWAYS WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES SLOWLY, SOMETIMES QUICKLY, INTO A WARM, FLESHY, MOIST OPENING WHERE IT IS THRUST IN AND DRAWN OUT AGAIN AND AGAIN MANY TIMES IN SUCCESSION, OFTEN QUICKLY
    AND ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING BODILY MOVEMENTS.

    ANYONE FOUND LISTENING IN WILL MOST SURELY RECOGNIZE THE RHYTHMIC, PULSING SOUND, RESULTING FROM THE WELL LUBRICATED MOVEMENTS.

    WHEN FINALLY WITHDRAWN, IT LEAVES BEHIND A JUICY, FROTHY, WHITE STICKY SUBSTANCE, SOME OF WHICH WILL NEED CLEANING FROM THE OUTER SURFACES OF THE OPENING, AND SOME FROM ITS LONG GLISTENING SHAFT.

    AFTER EVERYTHING IS DONE AND THE FLOWING AND CLEANSING LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED EMANATING, IT IS RETURNED TO ITS FREELY HANGING STATE OF REST, READY YET FOR ANOTHER BIT OF ACTION, HOPEFULLY REACHING ITS BRISTLING CLIMAX TWICE OR THREE TIMES A DAY, BUT OFTEN MUCH LESS.

    WHAT AM I???????

    AS YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY GUESSED, THE ANSWER TO THE RIDDLE IS NONE OTHER THAN YOUR VERY OWN..........




    toothbrush
     
  2. railroadjerk

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    railroadjerk - Replied Mar 25, 2002

    profound, beardo.
     
  3. -Rage-

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    -Rage- - Replied Mar 25, 2002

    Damn...I thought it was a pinworm. :(
     
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  4. Al Green

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    Al Green - Replied Mar 25, 2002

    beardo .. forever `10yrs old.

    (the negative effects of the fountain of youth)
     
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  5. beardo

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    beardo - Replied Mar 25, 2002

    you love it
     
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    swif1 - Replied Mar 25, 2002

    toothbrush..haha..i thought it would be that toronto teacher.

    toothbrush = that kid's .....
    orifice = teacher
     
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  7. Dusty Lipschitz - Replied Mar 25, 2002





    bored at work
    :)
     
  8. shameless self promotion

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    shameless self promotion - Replied Mar 25, 2002

    Turning back, she just laughs...

    The boulevard isnt that bad.
     
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  9. beardo

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    beardo - Replied Mar 25, 2002

    Re: Re: A WARM, FLESHY, MOIST OPENING



    ding
     
  10. beardo

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    beardo - Replied Mar 25, 2002

    hey everybody, SYE brushes his teeth with a penis.
     
  11. Pilau Hands

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    Pilau Hands - Replied Mar 25, 2002

    hahahahahahahaha
     
  12. aederone

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    that made me laugh out loud....now i feel dumb...
     
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    gas face.
     
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  14. SYE

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    Your mom brushes with my penis and then shares it with you, schinter-boy!

    Nice comeback though for talking out your ass
     
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    BEERDO=FUNNY MOTHERFUCK
     
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