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a very scary and spooky halloween....muwahahahaha......ROB

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by mental invalid, Oct 31, 2003.

  1. mental invalid

    mental invalid Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 11, 2001 Messages: 13,050 Likes Received: 8
    muwhahahahaha *think vincent price*


    so whats up gang? any plans???

    going to NYC to see medeski martin and wood with some kid who is dressing up as beardo for halloween....should be cool....

    have fun, and remeber dont eat candy until your parents look through you bag for razors or rat poison.....


    Free Will Astrology
    horoscopes for week of October 30, 2003

    Aries (March 21-April 19)

    You have two biological parents, four grandparents, and eight great-grandparents. You wouldn't be you if it weren't for those 14 people. The legacy they bequeathed you played a major role in determining your talents and flaws, your predilections and aversions. And this is a perfect astrological moment to get to know them better. In fact, deepening your connection to your family's history will provide crucial clues as you seek to reinvigorate your tired old perspectives on long-running dilemmas. Are you brave enough to mutate your understanding of where you came from and where, therefore, you belong? Halloween costume suggestion: the ancestor who fascinates you the most.


    Taurus (April 20-May 20)

    If I were writing this horoscope for "Gun Lovers' Casino Porn Today" magazine, I might advise my Taurus readers to keep their vices firmly in check, as this is a time when anti-social vices are likely to cause even more havoc than usual. However, since you are reading my words in a respectable publication and are undoubtedly a refined and ethical person, I feel comfortable advising you to tap into the instinctual part of your nature that is usually off-limits. Halloween costume suggestion: the animal whose spirit would best awaken your dormant wildness.


    Gemini (May 21-June 20)

    "You may have been born to be a worrywart," says Edward Hallowell in his book Worry: Controlling It and Using It Wisely. "Some people have a nervous system that is like an alarm system that goes off too easily." In my experience, only about eight percent of the Gemini tribe fit this description in normal times. But between late October and mid-November every year, the number zooms. Many of you suddenly act as if you're hard-wired to generate anxiety. You seem to enjoy scaring yourself silly. Why? What's going on? It's true that this is a favorable time to confront your doubts and fears. But the point is to conquer them, not let them consume and demoralize you. My advice, then, is to unleash your inner warrior immediately. Halloween costume suggestions: your favorite superhero or crusader for justice.



    Cancer (June 21-July 22)

    New species of delight are headed your way, lucky one. Outbursts of exotic bliss await you. There's only one obstacle that could interfere with your enjoyment: your attachment to old familiar ways of stirring up the good times. Be willing to put them aside, at least temporarily, so that you can be fully available for sources of future happiness. Keep William Blake's poem in mind: "He who bends to himself a joy / Does the winged life destroy; / But he who kisses the joy as it flies / Lives in eternity's sunrise." Halloween costume suggestion: your favorite bird.


    Leo (July 23-August 22)

    In my meditations on your immediate future, I have sometimes seen poignant images: a wet firecracker, for instance, and a flickering flame on a thin candle propped up in a paper boat floating down a creek. But there have been other times when the image that came to mind as I meditated on you was a lover crying cathartic tears while in the midst of a powerful orgasm. Which of these two perspectives is likely to predominate for you this week? It may depend on your ability to create a potent blend of the magic of fire and the magic of water. Halloween costume suggestions: a mermaid carrying a torch or Neptune, god of the sea, holding a thunderbolt.



    Virgo (August 23-September 22)

    The current state of your fate could drive you half-crazy if you're not patient. The gods seem to be teasing you with tantalizing promises that they later rescind. You've practically been forced to master the art of living on the edge and in between. I'm reminded of a passage from a poem by Octavio Paz: "All is visible and elusive,/ all is near and can't be touched." My advice, Virgo: Visualize your predicament as an intriguing enigma, not a maddening ambiguity. See if you can approximate the condition the poet William Wordsworth described: "fleeting moods of shadowy exultation." Halloween costume suggestions: a puzzle, a majestic cloud, a second mask worn over the first mask.



    Libra (September 23-October 22)

    "Dear Rob: I've spent my life trying to adjust to the fact that I never finished being born. Literally. It's as if I didn't actually agree to leave the womb; never surrendered to being cast out of heaven and exiled into this heavy, difficult place called Earth. As a result, I feel I'm not completely here; I'm always holding back a little. But I'm tired of this tentativeness. I want to arrive fully and embrace my destiny. Can you help? -Unborn Libra." Dear Unborn: Interesting you should bring this up. It's a favorable time for you Libras to come all the way down to earth. I suggest that you do a meditation in which you visualize yourself being born while filled with a sense of glee, triumph, and freedom. Halloween costume suggestion: a very happy baby.



    Scorpio (October 23-November 21)

    If you enjoy tormenting yourself with fantasies of bad things that might happen in the future, surf over to the "Dante's Inferno Test" website. There you can get a prediction about what level of hell you'll be exiled to after you die. If, on the other hand, you're finally ready to shed your perverse attraction to doom and gloom -- and my astrological analysis says you are -- then zealously avoid entertaining yourself with fear and anxiety. Instead, use all your ingenuity to track down fascinating encounters with boom and zoom. Halloween costume suggestions: a pirate wearing smiley face buttons or a gangsta rapper with a fuzzy Sesame Street puppet.



    Sagittarius (November 22-December 21)

    You're a giant surrounded by ants. Unfortunately, the ants are better organized than you. What are you going do about it? It's not too late to launch a crash program to match them in their disciplined strength. If you do it now, you can accomplish this seemingly improbable feat without diluting the creative power of your messy fertility. Here's one suggestion that might help: Design a Halloween costume that expresses both extremes. You could be a soldier wearing a jester's hat, for instance, or an ant riding a unicycle.



    Capricorn (December 22-January 19)

    "Confront the difficult while it is still easy," suggests the ancient Chinese book Tao Te Ching. "Accomplish the great task by a series of small acts." This is perfect advice for you to act on in the coming weeks, Capricorn. To it I will add three variations on the theme: 1. Fix things before they're broken. 2. Arrange to have a showdown on your home turf as soon as possible so you don't have to submit to a confrontation in a time and place your adversary chooses. 3. Go looking for good trouble before it degenerates into bad trouble. Halloween costume suggestions: scout, tracker, pathfinder, fortuneteller.


    Aquarius (January 20- February 18)

    Here are your affirmations for the week, Aquarius. Say them aloud at least 20 times every day. "I want to have a vision of the recognition I will some day be worthy of. I want to ignore everyone else's definition of 'professionalism' and create my own. I want my reputation to be a close reflection of who I really am. I want to feel what it's like to have supple faith in my decisions." Halloween costume suggestions: the leader you most admire, a famous wise person, an unpretentious king or queen.


    Pisces (February 19-March 20)

    It seems that the long-sought treasure is different from what it was when you first launched your quest to make it yours. Either that, or it has stayed the same and you have changed. Whatever the case may be, the fact is that you need to adjust your relationship with it. Its meaning and value have shifted, and the strategy you've employed in your pursuit of it won't work much longer. Halloween costume suggestions: a knight of the Round Table, an alchemist in search of the philosopher's stone, a religious seeker headed for the promised land.
     
  2. Oh my god...once PMB reads mine he'll fuckin burst in laughter...(pisces)
     
  3. beardo

    beardo Guest

    i still dont read anyones 'scope but my own

    and word to it
     
  4. mental invalid

    mental invalid Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 11, 2001 Messages: 13,050 Likes Received: 8
    It's true that this is a favorable time to confront your doubts and fears. But the point is to conquer them, not let them consume and demoralize you. My advice, then, is to unleash your inner warrior immediately. Halloween costume suggestions: your favorite superhero or crusader for justice.



    hmmmmmmmm.......id have to say green lantern was my fave...but wasnt he supposedly gay?? if so....ill go with punisher
     
  5. yoink

    yoink Elite Member

    Joined: May 27, 2002 Messages: 3,428 Likes Received: 0
    always a good start to the weekend, I like my costume idea....
    and no green lanter was never gay. blasphemy.
     
  6. Tofu

    Tofu Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 23, 2000 Messages: 1,230 Likes Received: 0
    Hahaha, I'm a Pisces too...sorry, I'm going to be a ZOMBIEEEE!!!!
    And hand out candy to trickortreaters. My sisters' hot friends are coming over for a little party, ahh. That's why I get to hand out candy. :cool:
     
  7. SteveAustin

    SteveAustin Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 12, 2002 Messages: 7,042 Likes Received: 2
    very happy baby what? pfff...sideshow bob kills...
     
  8. mental invalid

    mental invalid Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 11, 2001 Messages: 13,050 Likes Received: 8
    hahaha....thanks yoink....sorry for the insult....
     
  9. yoink

    yoink Elite Member

    Joined: May 27, 2002 Messages: 3,428 Likes Received: 0
    Absolutely no harm done, just didnt want you to have a tarnished view ;)

    So I guess I gotta go get a muppet somewhere and get thugged tonight. although I think it would be cooler If I was a thug rappin pirate with smiley face buttons and a muppet on my shoulder.
     
  10. Rodney Trotter

    Rodney Trotter Senior Member

    Joined: Aug 23, 2001 Messages: 1,683 Likes Received: 1
    Damn, I thought this sucker was dead.
     
  11. mental invalid

    mental invalid Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 11, 2001 Messages: 13,050 Likes Received: 8
    dood ive been doing this every week, you should know that...

    dead...hardly my friend......


    just for shits and giggles, what is your sign rod???
     
  12. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
    Duffman brings the onionscope... OH YEAH!

    Aries: (March 21—April 19)
    Unfortunately, the depressed economy and reduced demand for the service will force you to once again scale back the price of your mustache rides.

    Taurus: (April. 20—May 20)
    Your desire to join the winning team will take you in a strange new direction when you decide to fight on the side of lung cancer.

    Gemini: (May 21—June 21)
    It turns out that there are indeed mountains high enough and valleys low enough to keep you from your love.

    Cancer: (June 22—July 22)
    You'll be the latest victim of the five-year unrest between the lower-woodwind and string sections of the Boston Philharmonic Orchestra.

    Leo: (July 23—Aug. 22)
    You will fail to inspire either fear or loyalty, in spite of the iron hand that you used in organizing the hayride.

    Virgo: (Aug. 23—Sept. 22)
    The last members of your extended family will die of leprosy, putting a stop to the stream of interestingly stained hand-me-downs.


    Libra: (Sept. 23—Oct. 23)
    You weren't aware that you could go to hell for wearing the wrong pants, but then you saw it in the Old Testament

    Scorpio: (Oct. 24—Nov. 21)
    Your desire for further intellectual growth will be stunted when all of your questions about Aquaman are answered.

    Sagittarius: (Nov. 22—Dec. 21)
    There's an old superstition that the Devil won't come for a person who has to finish the Lord's work, but that's no reason not to do your dishes.

    Capricorn: (Dec. 22—Jan. 19)
    Your career opportunities will become somewhat more limited when, for the third year in a row, you flunk out of the School Of Hard Knocks.

    Aquarius: (Jan. 20—Feb. 18)
    Although your enemies have taken back their "screw you" statement, you might want to make a point of being extra considerate to the horse you rode in on.

    Pisces: (Feb. 19—March 20)
    Don't worry about politics so much. From time to time, the tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of idiots.
     
  13. Rodney Trotter

    Rodney Trotter Senior Member

    Joined: Aug 23, 2001 Messages: 1,683 Likes Received: 1
    Well, if it's for shits and giggles...Pisces.
     
  14. mental invalid

    mental invalid Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 11, 2001 Messages: 13,050 Likes Received: 8
    Duffman brings the onionscope... OH YEAH!



    ahahahaha.....i can see that so well....


    this week has been the best of the halloween ones....classics....


    NOV 2!! OH YEAH!!
     
  15. Tofu

    Tofu Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 23, 2000 Messages: 1,230 Likes Received: 0
    There's a lot of Pisceans in here! That's interesting.

    We are born to be wild!!
     
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