a reply i got from someone looking for a booking agent for awful band.

okay quick brief...

they are called the catholic girls or something like that...someone posted some aloof and ambiguous posting on craigslist...so i just replied that they really needed to be more up front with information, i mean they didnt even supply a website in the posting...so anyways we went back and forth and they sent me a link to a bunch of hags in catholic girls outfits, so i just reply back simply "good luck with all that", it was so fucking awful but to each his own i guess...this is what the reply i got back:

YUP...i was right you want NIGGER music and this

isn't. You want fuck shit ho bitch booty music and

this isnt.

But i gave the dvd to two lawyers who are looking to

promote bands and they loved them. So i guess the

illiterate hippity hoppity rappity krappity music is

what you love.

The whole purpose in placing the ad was to look for

an UPSCALE promoter/agent

Part of the screening process was to see if you could

write a paragraph or two without SWEARING, and you

FAILED!

I got 35 replies and only 2 sounded like they were

litterate in the English language.

FYI i have been a dj for close to 20 years and have

worked in Major TV stations and all during the OJ

trial, so my background is that of someone who loves

being involved in current events. And between the

great msuic coming out of Lousiana, and The Catholic

Girls, once i find those who are real professionals, i

dont think i will have a problem getting them a deal.

Just remember: the current rap and hip hop music was

designed to keep Niggers in their place....and it

WORKED!

DJ

yo blew it man. you could be smiling big and laughing easy, as the new "upscale" promoter. But no you had to cuss, and now the jobs going to a lawyer.

Please, please, please provide us with a link to the craigslist posting. Or with this dude's email. Or the pictures of the Catholic hags.

I mean, this dude's famous - he worked for a TV station during the fucking OJ trial, man. And you have the nerve to ask for negro music? You're an asshole, roe. I mean, yeah. Asshole.

*believe*

Originally posted by Poop Man Bob

And you have the nerve to ask for negro music?

back in the days, some people would call rick james, jungle music.

What about an email address... that'd be great.... these people need some email. And by some I mean alot.

please give us an email to reach that guy.

an email or tour dates for the band so we can fuck with them in every town they visit. oh yes.

load the mcdonalds salad catapault....ready....aim.................

Originally posted by gfreshsushi

an email or tour dates for the band so we can fuck with them in every town they visit. oh yes.

I'd comply with this.

At the end of every "fucking with" say "twelve ounce, bitch".

just the name is enough to make me think that theyre a shit band

i cant listen to their samples because my connection sucks

but just looking at them makes me sick

have fun kids

www.thecatholicgirls.net

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Someone's been listening to too much Stevie Nicks and who ever sings that follow the white rabbit song.

Originally posted by CILONE/SK

I would fuck 3 of these bitches in their ass and make the last one suck me off :D

They all look like boys...

Originally posted by CILONE/SK

I would close my eyes

Is this what they teach you in the military?

Also, I like that they were speaking of literate people but had a few misspellings themselves.

Damn you and your nigger music.

Originally posted by CILONE/SK

Actually I learned it from your mother and grandmother. At the same time.

So.. what you are saying is.. you learned how to have sex with ugly women with your eyes closed from my mother and grandmother? One wasn't good enough you needed two people to explain to you where your wee-wee goes?

Aren't you 30 or somewhere near there, what the fuck are you doing responding with such childishness.

one time i tea bagged my balls in a catholic girls muddy poop shoot.:(

hahaha

Originally posted by CILONE/SK

I am bored and at work and do not have much of anything to do and in fact that is exactly how I learned about sex.

i like to eat cookies and fruit and i went to the ocean yesterday and climbed on rocks all the while my sister was playing videogames at home and she likes to eat subway and mcdonalds.

can you believe that shit?

oh yes and i live in the liberal educated northeast...

"racism, and you thought it just for the 50s"

i was fucking dumbfounded...i mean i know i can be an asshole, but i thought i was being pretty nice and just upfront...

im sorry i didnt post the link....it was really late last nite, and i figured you guys could sew it all together...

can you believe those fucking whores???

give it up ladies....your fucking 40...its over...find another job

and the worse part was, was that the listing preached about intelligent people, and two of the ladies have masters, blah blah blah...

PS:

kondaggitt@yahoo.com

Originally posted by Mr. ABC

load the mcdonalds salad catapault....ready....aim.................

Hahaha, funniest reply award.

|Thanks for the email|

i really hope i get ahold of their press kit so can fucking burn it and send em back the chard remains.

i sat book em at the spot and then let an angry mob show up. i'll come. skeet skeet skeet w/ mace all over the place place place

Originally posted by mental invalid

only 2 sounded like they were

litterate in the English language.

 

Re: Re: a reply i got from someone looking for a booking agent for awful band.

Originally posted by dowmagik

Originally posted by mental invalid

 

only 2 sounded like they were

litterate in the English language.

jesus, this band sucks, too!!

Originally posted by HESHIANDET

i sat book em at the spot and then let an angry mob show up. i'll come. skeet skeet skeet w/ mace all over the place place place

fuck that dunny, i want you to straight punch bitches in the face...