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a reply i got from someone looking for a booking agent for awful band.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by mental invalid, Apr 28, 2004.

  1. mental invalid

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    a reply i got from someone looking for a booking agent for awful band.

    Discussion started by mental invalid - Apr 28, 2004

    okay quick brief...
    they are called the catholic girls or something like that...someone posted some aloof and ambiguous posting on craigslist...so i just replied that they really needed to be more up front with information, i mean they didnt even supply a website in the posting...so anyways we went back and forth and they sent me a link to a bunch of hags in catholic girls outfits, so i just reply back simply "good luck with all that", it was so fucking awful but to each his own i guess...this is what the reply i got back:




    YUP...i was right you want NIGGER music and this
    isn't. You want fuck shit ho bitch booty music and
    this isnt.

    But i gave the dvd to two lawyers who are looking to
    promote bands and they loved them. So i guess the
    illiterate hippity hoppity rappity krappity music is
    what you love.


    The whole purpose in placing the ad was to look for
    an UPSCALE promoter/agent

    Part of the screening process was to see if you could
    write a paragraph or two without SWEARING, and you
    FAILED!

    I got 35 replies and only 2 sounded like they were
    litterate in the English language.

    FYI i have been a dj for close to 20 years and have
    worked in Major TV stations and all during the OJ
    trial, so my background is that of someone who loves
    being involved in current events. And between the
    great msuic coming out of Lousiana, and The Catholic
    Girls, once i find those who are real professionals, i
    dont think i will have a problem getting them a deal.


    Just remember: the current rap and hip hop music was
    designed to keep Niggers in their place....and it
    WORKED!

    DJ
     
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    heavyLox - Replied Apr 29, 2004

    yo blew it man. you could be smiling big and laughing easy, as the new "upscale" promoter. But no you had to cuss, and now the jobs going to a lawyer.
     
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    Poop Man Bob - Replied Apr 29, 2004

    Please, please, please provide us with a link to the craigslist posting. Or with this dude's email. Or the pictures of the Catholic hags.

    I mean, this dude's famous - he worked for a TV station during the fucking OJ trial, man. And you have the nerve to ask for negro music? You're an asshole, roe. I mean, yeah. Asshole.
     
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    WebsterUno - Replied Apr 29, 2004

    *believe*


    back in the days, some people would call rick james, jungle music.
     
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    Dirty_habiT - Replied Apr 29, 2004

    What about an email address... that'd be great.... these people need some email. And by some I mean alot.
     
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    PalestineOne - Replied Apr 29, 2004

    please give us an email to reach that guy.
     
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    gfreshsushi - Replied Apr 29, 2004

    an email or tour dates for the band so we can fuck with them in every town they visit. oh yes.
     
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    Abracadabra - Replied Apr 29, 2004

    load the mcdonalds salad catapault....ready....aim.................
     
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    (no subject) - Replied Apr 29, 2004

    I'd comply with this.

    At the end of every "fucking with" say "twelve ounce, bitch".
     
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  10. When

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    When - Replied Apr 29, 2004

    just the name is enough to make me think that theyre a shit band
    i cant listen to their samples because my connection sucks
    but just looking at them makes me sick

    have fun kids
    www.thecatholicgirls.net

    [​IMG]
     
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    (no subject) - Replied Apr 29, 2004

    Someone's been listening to too much Stevie Nicks and who ever sings that follow the white rabbit song.
     
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    (no subject) - Replied Apr 29, 2004

    They all look like boys...
     
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    (no subject) - Replied Apr 29, 2004

    Is this what they teach you in the military?
     
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    (no subject) - Replied Apr 29, 2004

    Also, I like that they were speaking of literate people but had a few misspellings themselves.

    Damn you and your nigger music.
     
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    (no subject) - Replied Apr 29, 2004

    So.. what you are saying is.. you learned how to have sex with ugly women with your eyes closed from my mother and grandmother? One wasn't good enough you needed two people to explain to you where your wee-wee goes?

    Aren't you 30 or somewhere near there, what the fuck are you doing responding with such childishness.
     
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