beer me Posted August 12, 2004 Share Posted August 12, 2004 Ok... Lets say your at a public beach.. extremely hot day... you head to the bathroom to take a quick dump before you head back out on the beach to lay your perverted eyes on some more titties and thongs... You get in the stall and shut the door... Because of the heat you have your most FAVORITE shirt in the whole wide world in your hand... Hell lets even say that it has alittle sentimental value if you want.....so you kind flop it over the top of the door while you do your busnisse.... You sit down to take a shit and midway threw squeezin it out you see your shirt vanish and then load footsteps runnin to the door.... SOME COCKSUCKER STOLE YOUR FAVORITE SHIRT....... DO you A. Get up immeditly and run after him, even though your pants are around you ankle and shit is goin everywhere or B. Let the motherfucker have the shirt, and hopefully see him later on in the day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted August 12, 2004 Share Posted August 12, 2004 I'd let him have it, then find him later when he's wearing the shirt and really let him have it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beer me Posted August 12, 2004 Author Share Posted August 12, 2004 But you taken the risk of never seein it agian.. plus i he wouldent be wearing a shirt he just stole..... You dont even know what buddy looks like.. you had a stall door in the way..... I mean this shirt may cost 100 bones.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted August 12, 2004 Share Posted August 12, 2004 I'm not sure I can picture that situation since I would never spend 100 dollars on a shirt. But I'd just have to take my chances rather than run around a public beach with no pants and shit on my legs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted August 12, 2004 Share Posted August 12, 2004 I would have just put it around my neck.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave_one Posted August 12, 2004 Share Posted August 12, 2004 i thought you were going to say something dramatic like: "there was no tp so i had to wipe my ass with my shirt... what would you have done??" or something like that. it's just a shirt, even if it is your favorite one that has sentimental value. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted August 12, 2004 Share Posted August 12, 2004 hey numbnuts, I would have just held on to the shirt or put it in my lap while I was pooping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 12, 2004 Share Posted August 12, 2004 clothes dont last forever, just get a new shirt. Clothes wear out and we move on, simple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bodice_ripper Posted August 12, 2004 Share Posted August 12, 2004 Originally posted by beer me I mean this shirt may cost 100 bones.... here's your mistake right here.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamblersGrin Posted August 12, 2004 Share Posted August 12, 2004 if it was only a $100 shirt id just let it go bc id have plenty more where it came from Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
destroya Posted August 12, 2004 Share Posted August 12, 2004 hey stupids, the point is that the shirt is really important. anyway, i'm chasing this guy, and finishing what i started on his chest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted August 12, 2004 Share Posted August 12, 2004 Originally posted by beer me I mean this shirt may cost 100 bones.... Um..damn, if i had a shirt that ran me a 100 dollars the last thing i would do is leave it laying around where there is any chance of it getting jacked. My whole wardrobe cost less then 100 dollars.. And yea, i think you should have kicked the door open mid dook and chased him screaming at the top of your lungs while beating your chest. Thats what real thugs do. Least thats what ive been told. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted August 12, 2004 Share Posted August 12, 2004 fuck it... its only a shirt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted August 13, 2004 Share Posted August 13, 2004 you cant be at the beach now, how else would you have made this thread? so...what happened? did you shit on him in full glory in the middle of a public beach in front of 1000s of hot women, while the heat made it even worse and burned a poo scar into his chest? or did you lose a $100 shirt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Producto Posted August 13, 2004 Share Posted August 13, 2004 i wouldnt have taken a shit in toilet on a beach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im Broke Posted August 13, 2004 Share Posted August 13, 2004 Originally posted by slave_one i thought you were going to say something dramatic like: "there was no tp so i had to wipe my ass with my shirt... what would you have done??" i would just go run in the water and wipe wit my hands er' somethin... then get in the pool near by and get clean by hoppin in the pool with the chlorein(spl?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymity1 Posted August 13, 2004 Share Posted August 13, 2004 Who the fuck wears a 100 dollar shirt to the beach? You think you're part of the mafia or something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beer me Posted August 13, 2004 Author Share Posted August 13, 2004 you guys are fucked.. this dident actually happen to me.. i was just bored and stoned and made up this thread...... STOP SAYING YOU WOULDENT HAVE PUT ON THE DOOR IN THE FIRST PLACE AND ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted August 13, 2004 Share Posted August 13, 2004 Originally posted by beer me you guys are fucked.. this dident actually happen to me.. i was just bored and stoned and made up this thread...... STOP SAYING YOU WOULDENT HAVE PUT ON THE DOOR IN THE FIRST PLACE AND ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION!!!!!!!!!!!! I hope you chased him down causing one hell of a scene and then shit on his chest when you caught him. I hope you did that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave_one Posted August 13, 2004 Share Posted August 13, 2004 Originally posted by beer me you guys are fucked.. this dident actually happen to me.. i was just bored and stoned and made up this thread...... haha...clever! it kept me entertained at work though...thx! make up another scenario :idea: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted August 13, 2004 Share Posted August 13, 2004 http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v18/writer/boring.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted August 13, 2004 Share Posted August 13, 2004 http://www.kak.ru/images/archive/16/Francois_Chalet/berliner_magazine_s.01.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im Broke Posted August 13, 2004 Share Posted August 13, 2004 im thinkin of a new awkward situation... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im Broke Posted August 13, 2004 Share Posted August 13, 2004 ok... your at the movies wit ya girl. then this dude comes up and starts disrespectin her... but he is big and scary... do you... A) walk away B) crack his dome piece C) talk to him and get out of it D) your girl would go off with him in the end Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Posted August 13, 2004 Share Posted August 13, 2004 i'd never let my clothing touch anything in a public bathroom. especially a boys bathroom. if i could possible hover a couple inches off the ground in public bathrooms to aviod stepping whatever filth could possibly be on the floor, i would. <hover> maybe i am overreacting because cleveland beaches are disgusting and the public bathrooms are used by homeless people and get really revolting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted August 13, 2004 Share Posted August 13, 2004 Hey, this shit isn't awkward. I want a refund, asshole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im Broke Posted August 13, 2004 Share Posted August 13, 2004 Originally posted by Iris why do you need to take off your shirt to poop? maby he was tryin to tan... he was on the beach... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beer me Posted August 13, 2004 Author Share Posted August 13, 2004 ok ok.. how bout this.. say you were at the urinal and in mid stream some mother fucker snatched your chain off ya.... Do you A. try your hardest to stop the mid flow of piss and give chase, witch would ultimitly have your dick flappen around in front of everyone in the bathroom with piss goin everywheres.. or B. finish your piss and buy a new and better chain later with your crack money.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im Broke Posted August 13, 2004 Share Posted August 13, 2004 B. homie. crack is the way to go! always remember that:D beer me is the king of awkward situation's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted August 13, 2004 Share Posted August 13, 2004 This is essentially the same as the first situation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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