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A quick awkward situation poll

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by beer me, Aug 12, 2004.

  1. beer me

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    A quick awkward situation poll

    Discussion started by beer me - Aug 12, 2004

    Ok... Lets say your at a public beach.. extremely hot day... you head to the bathroom to take a quick dump before you head back out on the beach to lay your perverted eyes on some more titties and thongs...
    You get in the stall and shut the door... Because of the heat you have your most FAVORITE shirt in the whole wide world in your hand... Hell lets even say that it has alittle sentimental value if you want.....so you kind flop it over the top of the door while you do your busnisse.... You sit down to take a shit and midway threw squeezin it out you see your shirt vanish and then load footsteps runnin to the door.... SOME COCKSUCKER STOLE YOUR FAVORITE SHIRT.......

    DO you

    A. Get up immeditly and run after him, even though your pants are around you ankle and shit is goin everywhere or

    B. Let the motherfucker have the shirt, and hopefully see him later on in the day
     
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  2. fermentor666

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    fermentor666 - Replied Aug 12, 2004

    I'd let him have it, then find him later when he's wearing the shirt and really let him have it.
     
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  3. beer me

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    beer me - Replied Aug 12, 2004

    But you taken the risk of never seein it agian.. plus i he wouldent be wearing a shirt he just stole..... You dont even know what buddy looks like.. you had a stall door in the way..... I mean this shirt may cost 100 bones....
     
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    fermentor666 - Replied Aug 12, 2004

    I'm not sure I can picture that situation since I would never spend 100 dollars on a shirt. But I'd just have to take my chances rather than run around a public beach with no pants and shit on my legs.
     
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    GucciCondom - Replied Aug 12, 2004

    I would have just put it around my neck..
     
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    slave_one - Replied Aug 12, 2004

    i thought you were going to say something dramatic like:

    "there was no tp so i had to wipe my ass with my shirt...
    what would you have done??"

    or something like that.

    it's just a shirt, even if it is your favorite one
    that has sentimental value.
     
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  7. Gunm

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    Gunm - Replied Aug 12, 2004

    hey numbnuts, I would have just held on to the shirt or put it in my lap while I was pooping.
     
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    <KEY3> - Replied Aug 12, 2004

    clothes dont last forever, just get a new shirt.
    Clothes wear out and we move on, simple.
     
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    bodice_ripper - Replied Aug 12, 2004

    here's your mistake right here....
     
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    GamblersGrin - Replied Aug 12, 2004

    if it was only a $100 shirt id just let it go bc id have plenty more where it came from
     
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    destroya - Replied Aug 12, 2004

    hey stupids, the point is that the shirt is really important.

    anyway, i'm chasing this guy, and finishing what i started on his chest.
     
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    High Priest - Replied Aug 12, 2004

    Um..damn, if i had a shirt that ran me a 100 dollars the last thing i would do is leave it laying around where there is any chance of it getting jacked. My whole wardrobe cost less then 100 dollars.. And yea, i think you should have kicked the door open mid dook and chased him screaming at the top of your lungs while beating your chest. Thats what real thugs do. Least thats what ive been told.
     
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    Brewster Baker - Replied Aug 12, 2004

    fuck it... its only a shirt
     
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    sneak - Replied Aug 12, 2004

    you cant be at the beach now, how else would you have made this thread?
    so...what happened? did you shit on him in full glory in the middle of a public beach in front of 1000s of hot women, while the heat made it even worse and burned a poo scar into his chest?

    or did you lose a $100 shirt?
     
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    El Producto - Replied Aug 12, 2004

    i wouldnt have taken a shit in toilet on a beach
     
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