Don Perignon Posted September 18, 2002 Share Posted September 18, 2002 Rules: #1. You must drive a raised pick up truck with either or the following stickers: Volcom, Independent, or Hurley. #2. You must wear skate gear especially if you've never touched a skateboard in your life. #3. You must wear Oakleys even at night. #4. You must drink really watered down beer. #5. You must drink protein shakes and raw eggs. #6. You must get out of taking tests by telling your professor you're going through "hell week" at football practice. #7. You must wear slippers or skate shoes (see #2). #8. You have to say "bro" or else you have to call your buddies by their last names. #9. Your girlfriend also must wear Volcom, Hurley, or Abercrombie unless she's a hot hoochie momma freshman you and all your friends are gonna bone. #10. You must bump gangster rap at your frat parties even though you don't have a single black friend. #11. You must get a sun or tribal band tattoo. You're real gangsta if you get a tattoo in Chinese because you think it looks cool. #12. You must have a calendar of some slut like Pamela Anderson you ripped off Maxim in your room. #13. You must have locker room meetings with your other bros after football practice and talk about drinking kegs and getting laid. Feel free to add your own rules. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted September 18, 2002 Share Posted September 18, 2002 gay'> hahaha NO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fr8lover Posted September 18, 2002 Share Posted September 18, 2002 #14. You must stop giving a shit about what other people do, and get along for yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kodak Posted September 18, 2002 Share Posted September 18, 2002 #15. you must eat food that you steal from your uncles dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAGSOE Posted September 18, 2002 Share Posted September 18, 2002 Originally posted by fr8lover #14. You must stop giving a shit about what other people do, and get along for yourself. good one,well said.i think i'll play along though. rule # 15:if you do not shave your leg hair, you will be extracted from said club membership. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAGSOE Posted September 18, 2002 Share Posted September 18, 2002 Originally posted by kodak #15. you must eat food that you steal from your uncles dog. i just laughed icehouse through my nose!hahahahahahahha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted September 18, 2002 Share Posted September 18, 2002 :lol: we got tons of these guys in hawaii Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted September 18, 2002 Share Posted September 18, 2002 hly shit you summed up calgary to a tee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted September 18, 2002 Share Posted September 18, 2002 Yes we have many of those bros here More rules: Must like to talk about how you get high and drunk all the time even it requires lying. Must date girls that are either 2 years younger than you, or 2 feet shorter than you. Must wear hats, backwards is always better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted September 18, 2002 Share Posted September 18, 2002 Originally posted by Don Perignon #1. You must drive a raised pick up truck with either or the following stickers: Volcom, Independent, or Hurley. [/b] Hurley is owned by Nike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mang Posted September 18, 2002 Share Posted September 18, 2002 Don Perignon.. that's so true. sad, but true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest socrates Posted September 18, 2002 Share Posted September 18, 2002 Damn people who have lives that don't involve wearing a black hoodie with shitty hair. Shut the fuck up you artsy fartsy ass homo, just because he actually gets laid by GOOD looking girls and all his friends aren't on shrem. People who complain about how others live only do so because of a sub-concious envy of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Perignon Posted September 18, 2002 Author Share Posted September 18, 2002 Who the hell is complaining? I'm trying to recruit you boys into my religion. Of course I think bros are cool. It's sort of like the Church of Scientology, except there are no celebrities. p.s. I have great hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledzep Posted September 18, 2002 Share Posted September 18, 2002 i dont like your religion http://www.cs.hut.fi/~pno/religion.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaBar Posted September 18, 2002 Share Posted September 18, 2002 I got a good laugh out of this one The funny part is that three or four years from now, when you are twenty, there will be some newblood kid who thinks all you "old farts" are hopelessly out of date, and he will be listing the exact same shit that you think is cool. And he will think his own silly-ass adolescent bullshit rocks, and that your silly-ass adolescent bullshit is LAME AS A MOTHERFUCKER. And I'll still be getting a charge out of all the unregulated testosterone wafting up from this website. But ten years from now, this same toy will change his opinion, and he'll go see nostalgic movies that use your silly-ass adolescent bullshit to sell movie tickets and popcorn. Styles change. Music changes. Drugs go in and out of fashion. Politics change. There will be new wars and new anti-war movements. Today's radicals will be tomorrow's Old Fogies. Girls that you think are hot shit today, will be MILF's tomorrow and Grandma's the day after. You are going to grow a pot belly and lose your hair, dog. LOL. Someday you'll look back on the life that you live today, and say to yourself "WHY, WHY, didn't I listen to old KaBar when I had the chance?" LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amItoolate? Posted September 18, 2002 Share Posted September 18, 2002 you must drive a jeep and wear air jesuses, buy fake drugs and still get ripped have childhood stories of father son golf tournaments Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAGSOE Posted September 18, 2002 Share Posted September 18, 2002 Re: I got a good laugh out of this one Originally posted by KaBar The funny part is that three or four years from now, when you are twenty, there will be some newblood kid who thinks all you "old farts" are hopelessly out of date, and he will be listing the exact same shit that you think is cool. And he will think his own silly-ass adolescent bullshit rocks, and that your silly-ass adolescent bullshit is LAME AS A MOTHERFUCKER. And I'll still be getting a charge out of all the unregulated testosterone wafting up from this website. But ten years from now, this same toy will change his opinion, and he'll go see nostalgic movies that use your silly-ass adolescent bullshit to sell movie tickets and popcorn. Styles change. Music changes. Drugs go in and out of fashion. Politics change. There will be new wars and new anti-war movements. Today's radicals will be tomorrow's Old Fogies. Girls that you think are hot shit today, will be MILF's tomorrow and Grandma's the day after. You are going to grow a pot belly and lose your hair, dog. LOL. Someday you'll look back on the life that you live today, and say to yourself "WHY, WHY, didn't I listen to old KaBar when I had the chance?" LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL rule number whatever: you can never dip below "blind dumb happiness of drinking" long enough to be as cynical as kabar.and you had better not spell cynical right!!..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dame. Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 thats tight i wanna join Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 wow way to bump a dead 5 year old thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupBDC Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 EVERYONE OVER TO MY MOM'S HOUSE RAGER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 I said "what is this from when I was in highschool?" when I opened I said it out loud and then looked at the date...Junior Year...funnai Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpyD Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 I miss KaBar's insightful posts /nohomo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oliver Clothesoff Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 but bro!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 i wonder if that guy is doing the stuff on his list now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dame. Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 wow way to bump a dead 5 year old thread i know. i thought it'd be cute of me to do something like that.:huh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 RIP krie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzy Womack Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 i say bro so much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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