Guest beardo Posted September 9, 2002 Share Posted September 9, 2002 This just in! A dill pickle-flavored poopsickle owned by Jane Fonda has allegedly been abducted by an angry gang of mentally-challenged "Cosby Show" fans. CRMP news has learned that the poopsickle is being held for ransom by the angry gang of mentally-challenged fans of the 80's TV sitcom. At present, motive behind the abduction is unclear. In unrelated events, an ostrich has become lodged in the urinary tract of an elderly Zimbabwaen man. Upon complaining of painful urination to his doctor, the flightless bird was discovered. Surgeons are developing a plan to remove the beast and "will proceed with surgery just as soon as we can find a scale model of Fabios genitals and a quart of orange sherbert." that was THE POOPER live on the scene with some late breaking news. back to your regularly scheduled monotony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calusterize Posted September 9, 2002 Share Posted September 9, 2002 you are the reason i sleep with the light on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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footsoldier Posted September 9, 2002 Share Posted September 9, 2002 holy shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted September 9, 2002 Share Posted September 9, 2002 Originally posted by footsoldier holy shit To put it lightly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted September 9, 2002 Share Posted September 9, 2002 that dood should write for the onion.....what site is it that this literary genius stems from again B?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dai Posted September 9, 2002 Share Posted September 9, 2002 holy psychoatic mess of madness batman! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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