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a little monday madness

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by beardo, Sep 9, 2002.

  1. beardo

    beardo Guest

    This just in! A dill pickle-flavored poopsickle owned by Jane Fonda has allegedly been abducted by an angry gang of mentally-challenged "Cosby Show" fans. CRMP news has learned that the poopsickle is being held for ransom by the angry gang of mentally-challenged fans of the 80's TV sitcom. At present, motive behind the abduction is unclear.

    In unrelated events, an ostrich has become lodged in the urinary tract of an elderly Zimbabwaen man. Upon complaining of painful urination to his doctor, the flightless bird was discovered. Surgeons are developing a plan to remove the beast and "will proceed with surgery just as soon as we can find a scale model of Fabios genitals and a quart of orange sherbert."

    that was THE POOPER live on the scene with some late breaking news. back to your regularly scheduled monotony.
  2. calusterize

    calusterize New Jack

    Joined: Nov 13, 2001 Messages: 59 Likes Received: 0
    you are the reason i sleep with the light on
  3. Tyler Durden

    Tyler Durden Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 18, 2001 Messages: 5,263 Likes Received: 40
  4. footsoldier

    footsoldier Senior Member

    Joined: May 23, 2000 Messages: 1,885 Likes Received: 2
  5. -Rage-

    -Rage- 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 12, 2001 Messages: 11,276 Likes Received: 71
    To put it lightly.
  6. mental invalid

    mental invalid Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 11, 2001 Messages: 13,050 Likes Received: 8
    that dood should write for the onion.....what site is it that this literary genius stems from again B??
  7. dai

    dai Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 30, 2001 Messages: 1,052 Likes Received: 0
    holy psychoatic mess of madness batman!