Dick Quickwood Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 i just realized that sometimes bad breath is caused by a demon that shits inside your mouth when you are sleeping Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 i fucking hate morning breath. When i saw this thread title i thought it was made by makros. i was wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 I have faith in this theory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 Sometimes I am that demon. Close your mouth kids, daddy's got a runny shit coming tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted September 22, 2005 Author Share Posted September 22, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 that citrus mint orbit is the remedy. It neutralizes demon shit fastly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 You've got nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 DEMON KILLER! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killing Butterflies. Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 you should try flossing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 Apparently on average one eats about 8 spiders while asleep in a lifetime. They just crawl in and you chomp em down like a reflex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Green Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 floss and toungue scrape... no fucking doubt.. real recognize real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TURBOCAPSLOK Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 POOP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GASO1 Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 MMMMMM..... SPIDERS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 Originally posted by Jackson@Sep 22 2005, 09:05 AM Apparently on average one eats about 8 spiders while asleep in a lifetime. They just crawl in and you chomp em down like a reflex. Quoted post AAARRRGH, thats nasty, not so much the spiders , but I just realized I don't see many spiders in my house, but what I do see a lot of are these nasty big behind cockroaches. I think If one of them crawled in my mouth when I was sleeping I would wake up swinging.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hulk hogan Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 i guess that would be a good way to knock yourself right back to sleep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 no matter how much water i drink before i go to sleep.i ALWAYS wake up with the dryest mouth in the land Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Green Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 there is a certain amount of allowed.. fecal matter, bugs, and animal matter allowed in most processed foods.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 No matter how much alcohol i drink before i go to bed i always wake up still drunk...makes you wonder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 Obviously you guys dont know how important flossing is. That demon has nothing on me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 ^lol flossing does do the job Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 flossing seems overrated. then again, i probably have bad breath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 if you're like me and never go to the dentist, flossing is good. so is tongue brushing and brushing twice daily. TWICE. FOR A FEW MINUTES. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 edited Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 Yeah, just brush your teeth twice a day... and floss every so often, use some mouth wash.... or whiskey... You know it has alot to do with your diet, all those chili cheese wieners you eat with onions probably is the demon you're looking for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRAMPS Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 ^ yes it does.. there is an italian resteront in my town that has an all you can eat pasta night..you get three choises of sauce, marinara,garlic and olive oil parmisian. one time i ate 4 bowls of just garlic..and LORD..my mouth was a pit of garlic hell..my FARTS were garlic ass..my room just stank of garlic for a week.. but mostly my breath..even after i brushed and mouthwashed..it lasted for like 4 days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killing Butterflies. Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 Originally posted by 2BLAZZED@Sep 22 2005, 09:00 AM no matter how much water i drink before i go to sleep.i ALWAYS wake up with the dryest mouth in the land Quoted post 2BLAZZED... you always have a dry mouth when you wake up? wonder why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAGS156 Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 Originally posted by ARCEL@Sep 22 2005, 02:22 AM i just realized that sometimes bad breath is caused by a demon that shits inside your mouth when you are sleeping Quoted post your way off base here, it's the elves with the shitty boots they treck through your mouth with shitty boots on and steal your weed wile you sleep and poke holes in your condoms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 ^^^ You thinking about gremlins my man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 Keep those dicks out of your mouth... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 I wake up and can taste my breath. That shit is crucial. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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