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a demon that shits in your mouth when you sleep

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Dick Quickwood, Sep 22, 2005.

  1. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
    i just realized that sometimes bad breath is caused by a demon that shits inside your mouth when you are sleeping
     
  2. MrChupacabra

    MrChupacabra 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 10, 2001 Messages: 10,940 Likes Received: 681
    i fucking hate morning breath.

    When i saw this thread title i thought it was made by makros. i was wrong.
     
  3. fermentor666

    fermentor666 Veteran Member

    Joined: Sep 27, 2003 Messages: 8,152 Likes Received: 15
    I have faith in this theory.
     
  4. Biggus Dickus

    Biggus Dickus Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 21, 2005 Messages: 1,371 Likes Received: 1
    Sometimes I am that demon. Close your mouth kids, daddy's got a runny shit coming tonight.
     
  5. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

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  6. isor357

    isor357 Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 2,491 Likes Received: 3
    that citrus mint orbit is the remedy. It neutralizes demon shit fastly
     
  7. Biggus Dickus

    Biggus Dickus Senior Member

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  8. Pfffffffffft

    Pfffffffffft Moderator Crew

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  9. Killing Butterflies.

    Killing Butterflies. Banned

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  10. Jackson

    Jackson Veteran Member

    Joined: May 21, 2002 Messages: 7,345 Likes Received: 122
    Apparently on average one eats about 8 spiders while asleep in a lifetime. They just crawl in and you chomp em down like a reflex.
     
  11. Al Green

    Al Green Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2001 Messages: 8,561 Likes Received: 1
    floss and toungue scrape...

    no fucking doubt.. real recognize real.
     
  12. TURBOCAPSLOK

    TURBOCAPSLOK Elite Member

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  13. GASO1

    GASO1 New Jack

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    MMMMMM..... SPIDERS
     
  14. Dawood

    Dawood Elite Member

    Joined: May 8, 2002 Messages: 4,677 Likes Received: 146
    AAARRRGH, thats nasty, not so much the spiders , but I just realized I don't see many spiders in my house, but what I do see a lot of are these nasty big behind cockroaches. I think If one of them crawled in my mouth when I was sleeping I would wake up swinging....

    [​IMG]
     
  15. hulk hogan

    hulk hogan Member

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    i guess that would be a good way to knock yourself right back to sleep
     
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