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A day in the life of...

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Milton, Dec 20, 2005.

  1. Milton

    Milton Senior Member

    Joined: May 21, 2003 Messages: 2,253 Likes Received: 0
    Humble commondants and connoisseurs, while I sit by a crackling hearth enjoying a nice glass of brandy, I thought I'd share my life with you and ask for your advice... Please feel free to make fun and be rude.


    I was dating my currently "ex" girlfriend for a year and three months. Things were pretty good for a while, but they turned rocky. We fought off and on for pretty much the past six months about this that or the other thing. About two weeks ago we got in a huge fight and I walked out assuming things were over. So like any red blooded American I spent the next week in a haze of E&J, Marlboro Reds, Strippers and recreational drugs.

    About a week ago she calls me, and I talk to her and she doesn't think we broke up, which is news to me. So we talk things over and end up getting in another fight, this time she thinks I don't respect her or our relationship because I was out drinking and carrousing after we "broke up." So we break up again for the first time.

    In the mean time, an old friend who is in love with me is moving nearby and wants to meet up with me. Anyway, four days ago my "ex" leaves a message on my cell to the effect of "we should talk about things." Now I have no idea what to do. My questions are these:

    1) Do I get back with the ex?
    2) Am I an asshole for painting the town red when we were quasi-broken up?
    3) Is there any easy solution?


    Word!
     
  2. BURLAP

    BURLAP Member

    Joined: Jul 29, 2004 Messages: 307 Likes Received: 0
    no
    no
    and..
    no.
     
  3. BURLAP

    BURLAP Member

    Joined: Jul 29, 2004 Messages: 307 Likes Received: 0
    ps-if your* 'friend' is female and loves you, i think the answer is pretty easy.
     
  4. BURLAP

    BURLAP Member

    Joined: Jul 29, 2004 Messages: 307 Likes Received: 0
    lay some pipe homie.
     
  5. sarcasm

    sarcasm Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 30, 2003 Messages: 3,352 Likes Received: 35
    1.) is she worth the effort? if not, then bounce. but, if not, meet up w/ her and see how things go. the worse that can happen is that you'll remain broken up.

    2.) no, you thought u two broke up. it's kind of like the ross and rachel thing in Friends...

    3.) is there ever?
     
  6. dnt.smke.regs

    dnt.smke.regs New Jack

    Joined: Nov 21, 2005 Messages: 70 Likes Received: 0
    i did't bothr to read this, so ill choose boogie hands for 600 pat.














































    yea ive been drinkin, so what nigga? ill kill all o ya's :chicken: :chicken: :chicken:
     
  7. geezpot

    geezpot Elite Member

    Joined: Apr 20, 2003 Messages: 3,904 Likes Received: 158
    The classic "we were on a break" fight normally means run for the hills.
    Now go have sex with one of her friends.

    ____<this emoticon is temporarily unavailable to describe the above statement as it is out painting the town red. "got any singles?"
     
  8. Milton

    Milton Senior Member

    Joined: May 21, 2003 Messages: 2,253 Likes Received: 0
    sarcasm, voice of reason.

    The thing is it's fucking hard to talk to her because there is a part of me that is still in love with her, but my head is telling me to bounce like a Snoop track.

    I don't think having sex with one of her friends is the way to go. 1) Her friends wouldn't fuck with me now, and 2) I still have respect for her whether we're broken up or not.

    I was just fucking with you about the "<--- this emoticon" thing, calm down...
     
  9. geezpot

    geezpot Elite Member

    Joined: Apr 20, 2003 Messages: 3,904 Likes Received: 158
    Seriously, if you remotely had strong feelings for her you two would never have broken up. Obviously there is some issues that you both don't want to fix and felt strong enough to make a break. Breaking up tends to be hard emotionally and if you guys loved each other you wouldn't break each others hearts.


    :miamivice: <this emoticon best describes the single playa you will become.
     
  10. ^ . ^

    ^ . ^ Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Aug 13, 2003 Messages: 8,231 Likes Received: 72
    that whole being on a break shit doesnt work. Dump her and make out with the friend.

    and no. theres no easy solution. relationships are like a headache and a half.
     
  11. imported_dowmagik

    imported_dowmagik Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 19, 2001 Messages: 1,904 Likes Received: 1
    its easy, beat the shit out of her.
     
  12. Milton

    Milton Senior Member

    Joined: May 21, 2003 Messages: 2,253 Likes Received: 0

    I don't buy that. You can have very strong feelings for someone and just not be able to work it out. We have the same argument constantly and both of us are too headstrong to budge. Finally, I don't think either of us is trying to "break the other's heart" but at the same time I'm not about to stay in a situation that isn't good to be in. Ya heard?
     
  13. imported_dowmagik

    imported_dowmagik Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 19, 2001 Messages: 1,904 Likes Received: 1
    for real though, split with the broad. if youre handsome, dont sweat it.
     
  14. fermentor666

    fermentor666 Veteran Member

    Joined: Sep 27, 2003 Messages: 8,152 Likes Received: 15
    Is it that 12oz consistently gives you good relationship advice or is it that you just don't learn?
     
  15. JohnnyHorton

    JohnnyHorton Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 2, 2002 Messages: 2,201 Likes Received: 0
    hey milton!
    I have the exact same problem as you do homie
    my ex wants me back in a bad way...
    but theres a new broad who wants me to lay some bricks

    you know what they say...
    nothing beats old pussy like new pussy...
    but thats pretty much all the new girl is. pussy.







    and milton, if you hook up your friend she's going to want
    the old relationship. you don't wanna bounce from a year plus relationship right back into a new one...
    so if you don't mind losing ol girl as a friend, smash.
     
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