Milton Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 Humble commondants and connoisseurs, while I sit by a crackling hearth enjoying a nice glass of brandy, I thought I'd share my life with you and ask for your advice... Please feel free to make fun and be rude. I was dating my currently "ex" girlfriend for a year and three months. Things were pretty good for a while, but they turned rocky. We fought off and on for pretty much the past six months about this that or the other thing. About two weeks ago we got in a huge fight and I walked out assuming things were over. So like any red blooded American I spent the next week in a haze of E&J, Marlboro Reds, Strippers and recreational drugs. About a week ago she calls me, and I talk to her and she doesn't think we broke up, which is news to me. So we talk things over and end up getting in another fight, this time she thinks I don't respect her or our relationship because I was out drinking and carrousing after we "broke up." So we break up again for the first time. In the mean time, an old friend who is in love with me is moving nearby and wants to meet up with me. Anyway, four days ago my "ex" leaves a message on my cell to the effect of "we should talk about things." Now I have no idea what to do. My questions are these: 1) Do I get back with the ex? 2) Am I an asshole for painting the town red when we were quasi-broken up? 3) Is there any easy solution? Word! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BURLAP Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 no no and.. no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BURLAP Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 ps-if your* 'friend' is female and loves you, i think the answer is pretty easy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BURLAP Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 lay some pipe homie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 1.) is she worth the effort? if not, then bounce. but, if not, meet up w/ her and see how things go. the worse that can happen is that you'll remain broken up. 2.) no, you thought u two broke up. it's kind of like the ross and rachel thing in Friends... 3.) is there ever? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dnt.smke.regs Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 i did't bothr to read this, so ill choose boogie hands for 600 pat. yea ive been drinkin, so what nigga? ill kill all o ya's :chicken: :chicken: :chicken: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 The classic "we were on a break" fight normally means run for the hills. Now go have sex with one of her friends. ____<this emoticon is temporarily unavailable to describe the above statement as it is out painting the town red. "got any singles?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milton Posted December 20, 2005 Author Share Posted December 20, 2005 sarcasm, voice of reason. The thing is it's fucking hard to talk to her because there is a part of me that is still in love with her, but my head is telling me to bounce like a Snoop track. I don't think having sex with one of her friends is the way to go. 1) Her friends wouldn't fuck with me now, and 2) I still have respect for her whether we're broken up or not. I was just fucking with you about the "<--- this emoticon" thing, calm down... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 Seriously, if you remotely had strong feelings for her you two would never have broken up. Obviously there is some issues that you both don't want to fix and felt strong enough to make a break. Breaking up tends to be hard emotionally and if you guys loved each other you wouldn't break each others hearts. :miamivice: <this emoticon best describes the single playa you will become. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 that whole being on a break shit doesnt work. Dump her and make out with the friend. and no. theres no easy solution. relationships are like a headache and a half. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_dowmagik Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 its easy, beat the shit out of her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milton Posted December 20, 2005 Author Share Posted December 20, 2005 Originally posted by geezpot@Dec 20 2005, 06:23 AM Seriously, if you remotely had strong feelings for her you two would never have broken up. Obviously there is some issues that you both don't want to fix and felt strong enough to make a break. Breaking up tends to be hard emotionally and if you guys loved each other you wouldn't break each others hearts. :miamivice: <this emoticon best describes the single playa you will become. Quoted post I don't buy that. You can have very strong feelings for someone and just not be able to work it out. We have the same argument constantly and both of us are too headstrong to budge. Finally, I don't think either of us is trying to "break the other's heart" but at the same time I'm not about to stay in a situation that isn't good to be in. Ya heard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_dowmagik Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 for real though, split with the broad. if youre handsome, dont sweat it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 Is it that 12oz consistently gives you good relationship advice or is it that you just don't learn? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHorton Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 hey milton! I have the exact same problem as you do homie my ex wants me back in a bad way... but theres a new broad who wants me to lay some bricks you know what they say... nothing beats old pussy like new pussy... but thats pretty much all the new girl is. pussy. and milton, if you hook up your friend she's going to want the old relationship. you don't wanna bounce from a year plus relationship right back into a new one... so if you don't mind losing ol girl as a friend, smash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BURLAP Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 sounds like maybe you should jet and keep it on the good friendship steez. i don't know dude, 6months of bickering sounds like 6months of unnecessary stress and frustration...do you really want that on your plate with everything else? tough call. perhaps an honest 'vacation' to see where you're both at... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milton Posted December 20, 2005 Author Share Posted December 20, 2005 This bitch on CSI is fucking fire. Damn! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 I find that with 2 people that are headstrong and neither want to compromise eventually it ends. I wasn't implying that you intentionally break each others hearts because that is just cold but to escalate an argument to a point where you both severe a relationship is heart breaking on both people involved. Arguments that lead to break-ups isn't a worthy compromise to stay in a relationship, its kinda like walking on eggshells-Am I doing something wrong, am I getting dumped tonight for hanging with my buds, etc. Its a power struggle that you both don't want to give in. Bottom line is if you both know that there is issues and nobody wants to budge then leave on good terms and a few years down the line you're paths may cross again and you'll sign a treaty then. ;) <help me with my emoticon fetish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milton Posted December 20, 2005 Author Share Posted December 20, 2005 Ya, I feel you. It is best to leave things on good terms, especially when you both respect eachother and are grown people. Plus we live in adjacent buildings so it's likely that I'll continue to run into her on a daily basis. I think the basis is that neither of us is exactly what the other wants and we're so damn picky that we aren't willing to settle for something. It turns into "you need to do xyandz because it's important to me." And the response is "I'm not going to change for you, you should want to be with me anyway." Repeat ad nauseum. I just figure, if two people are asking eachother to change drastically they shouldn't be together in the first place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RubbeRBand Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 no man. break that off. what is the worst that will happen? but honestly, E&J? That stuff is beastly Get yourself a pint of Ben & Jerry's and tell that cock-whore to piss off for good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sparoism Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 Tell her you need "some time to think", then do whatever you feel like doing. You're single now. If you want to hit it with the other girl, the question is- are you doing it to get even, or is that something you would want to do as a single guy? If it's yes to the first one, you'll feel like shit. If it's yes to the second one, then you may want to let your friend know what's going on at some point. If you do it after you get together with her, you may appear to have ulterior motives, but if you do it beforehand, it may not happen. Stick with smoking, drinking, sniffing glue, and strippers named Tiffany, and you'll go broke...but oh, the memories you'll have! Or not have, depending on your lack of moderation. Graffiti may help, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milton Posted December 20, 2005 Author Share Posted December 20, 2005 E&J and gingerale with that shit that makes the whole deal taste like cinnamon is fire. What is that shit anyway, that makes it taste like cinnamon? Also, I'm not a bragging type of person, but you should see the friend. She's like "I just wanna take her out and buy her nice things" hot... Say Word! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHorton Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 pics. of both. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milton Posted December 20, 2005 Author Share Posted December 20, 2005 I knew that was coming. I can't. You'll have to believe me. Or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sparoism Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 The best line I ever overheard was, "I don't want to marry you, I just want to stick my balls in your asshole." And, it wasn't in a porno flick either...my friend actually said this to a girl on the phone. He probably did it, too. If this applies in any situation you find yourself in, feel free. I'm sure he won't mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BURLAP Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 why the fuck would you stick your balls into an ass? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr.testical Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 anytime you dont know where you kid at, get off that crack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 Is the friend hotter than the ex? Not saying this is your case but I hate it when you get a girlfriend and she introduces you to her friends and you get all bummed out that you're with the uglier of them all(even though they are all hot) :( <this emoticon says its like getting crabs from hot strippers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 You should re evaluate the situation between you and your girl. Just do it by yourself and really think about it. I kick myself in the head everyday for the dumb ass reasons behind why me and my ex split up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 Milton how can you not know what to do? either you acutally like your 'ex' or you dont, its a as simple as that. you don't need channel zero to hold your hand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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