Kettiecat Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 Sorry so long I just had to vent this somewhere cause I think its fucked up. Last week my good friend Steph was a lesbian with a girlfriend who she didn’t real think was the one forever but loved her and liked being with her anyways. We go to the lesbo bar on Saturday. She brings her current girlfriend, her ex girlfriend, her ex girlfriend’s new girlfriend, her current girlfriends ex girlfriend, and that girl’s new girlfriend…and me the token straight chick. I thought it was a little strange but dismissed it as lesbians must all be friends like that. On Sunday she calls me because she’s not “sure if she is gay” I’m like hey that’s cool take time figure it out maybe you’re just bi. She then informs me that she has a date that night with some guy and wants advice on how to give a blow job. Now this puts me in a bind because one she already has a girlfriend and two I don’t think it’s an especially good idea to be sucking cock on the first date but whatever. I get a call Sunday night from her all cry because she feels bad about cheating and making out with some dude (no blow job). Now tonight she calls me to inform me that she has broken it off with the girlfriend and asks me if I would like to go on a double date with her…..her date is one of my exboyfriends. If I don’t go it makes me look childish, but honestly the whole thing just seems creepy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 Bad scene...are you dating someone now? I'd flip the fuck out if my chick went on a double date with an ex-boyfriend. Dude, to hell with that sitch'. Wouldn't catch me getting roped into some shady stuff like that. You shouldn't either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 Originally posted by Kettiecat If I don’t go it makes me look childish, you are childish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daze One Million Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 1. i would never go out with one of my friends ex's out of RESPECT 2. dont go because she obviously has no respect for you if shes bout to date your ex....unless of coarse you said it was ok Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 Originally posted by Daze One Million 1. i would never go out with one of my friends ex's out of RESPECT 2. dont go because she obviously has no respect for you if shes bout to date your ex....unless of coarse you said it was ok yeah, that about sums it up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 That didn't so much sound like a dating story as it did a "cracked out lesbian nympho wackjob" story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 Originally posted by Kettiecat her date is one of my exboyfriends. If I don’t go it makes me look childish, but honestly the whole thing just seems creepy. i wouldn't call it creepy, but i would definately tell you that that is one big shit sandwich you don't want to take a bite from. run for the hills in search of some friends that don't live in a soap opera Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave_one Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 wow. can we see pics of you and your lesbian friends? anyway you live in a pretty small world to be running into your ex-boyfriend, let alone going on a double-date with him and your friend...i would be weirded out and back out the last minute and make some other plans or some shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
»§ÜGÅR« Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 you're not missing much from not seeing pics slave.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 I really want to post one but i'll prolly be banned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave_one Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 Originally posted by »§ÜGÅR« you're not missing much from not seeing pics slave.. how come? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 slave ....you got aim? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
»§ÜGÅR« Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 Originally posted by EarMuffs I really want to post one but i'll prolly be banned try to find that one that webster did. "poon tv" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 Originally posted by Kettiecat I live in the fattest state in the union and I HATE LOOKING AT FAT PEOPLE and anorexic girls for that matter. this girl went on my "people whose opinions are worthless list" a while back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave_one Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 Originally posted by EarMuffs slave ....you got aim? yeah but i'm not on right now...slow computer at home. get at me 2morrow when i'm at work...much faster computers at work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 Are your friends fat? If so, you should impose a friendship tax. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 Originally posted by slave_one yeah but i'm not on right now...slow computer at home. get at me 2morrow when i'm at work...much faster computers at work. whats your user name Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metallix Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 this is full of female drama Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 sugar's just mad cause her man was trying to bang kettie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 god dam 12oz prophet.. you will find any dam thing in here.. This is like one big creepy old house munster type family... good stuff man.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest im not witty Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 Originally posted by Kettiecat her current girlfriend, her ex girlfriend, her ex girlfriend’s new girlfriend, her current girlfriends ex girlfriend, and that girl’s new girlfriend…. did anyone else get this far and go, wait a second.. i dont give a fuck about this. i know i did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
»§ÜGÅR« Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 yea, via the internet. :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 Originally posted by seeking sugar's just mad cause her man was trying to bang kettie. this deserves a teaser icon :lol: shit, he beat me to it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 Re: Re: a dating story Originally posted by im not witty did anyone else get this far and go, wait a second.. i dont give a fuck about this. i know i did. i didn't get that far Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 (grabs a 40 out of the fridge and sits down for a solid hour of 12oz) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 Originally posted by »§ÜGÅR« yea, via the internet. :rolleyes: soooo.....is this supposed to make it better? or worse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BIGMETALCIRCUS Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 you should pull a lesbian eiffel tower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
»§ÜGÅR« Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 alright kids... now that you've gotten a good laugh, you can leave it at that before harsh words get thrown around.. k? thx. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 Originally posted by BIGMETALCIRCUS you should pull a lesbian eiffel tower. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave_one Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 Originally posted by EarMuffs whats your user name shermgrafik whew...all of that just flew past my head...you must all know each other...or did something happen b4 i came on here? i'm lost...oh well...haha silly newbie me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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