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Originally posted by DATSTFC

F R A G I L E ah that must be Italian:p

 

Best line in the movie

every year without a doubt this movie never fails to make me laugh still!!! i love that line. that has got to be the funniest line. that or FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUDGE.

 

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I was gonna start a thread related to this movie yet encompassing my trully favorite Holiday movie.

 

"yippie kayay motherfucker"

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The first time I saw Christmas Story was in high school. My science teacher let us watch it the last 2 days of class before break.

Hilarious. The lamp. Kicking the bullies ass. Getting his tongue stuck. Going to the Chinese food place. The dog fucking up the dinner.

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Guest KING OF HELL

Get the book.

"In god we trust. all other must pay cash" by Jean Sheppard.

the guy who wrote it is also the narrator i believe.

 

theres a part two to "a christmas story" also. i forgot the name of it, but they go to the worlds fair and all that. its great. different actors though.

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ok guys.... so why's the movie special to me?

 

My dad was part of the camera team that filmed it.

So yeah, my Pop's has a credit on the greatest christmas movis ever.

Then the entire crew went and made Porky's after they were done.

So one movie was for the family, then one was all about the titties.

And I was on set for Porky's, at the age of 2.

 

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Originally posted by KING OF HELL

Get the book.

"In god we trust. all other must pay cash" by Jean Sheppard.

the guy who wrote it is also the narrator i believe.

 

Once agian, king of hell hits the nail right on the head. If you havent read this book, gank that shit from your local library, buy it, or if you havnet gotten your library card revoked, check it out, a garunteed good read!

 

If your on the east coast they play a christmas story on tnt over and over for 24 hours on christmas day, i watch it about 4-5 times each year on this day alone.

Scary huh?

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It's a Major Award!

Shucks it looks like a lamp.

What is a lamp you nincompoop, it's a Major Award. I won it!

Damn man, you say you won it?

Yeah, it will have mind powers, my power.

 

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YOURE JUST JEALOUSE, BECAUSE I WON.

JEALOUSE, THAT IS THE UGLIEST LOOKING LAMP I HAVE SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.

Where's the glue.

We're out of glue.

YOU USED UP ALL THE GLUE ON PURPOSE. (As my old man thought of his last final battle words, all he could come up with, was)NOTTAFINGA!!!!

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. . . an official Red Ryder carbon action bb gun, with a compass and a stock and this thing that tells time.

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Youll shoot your eye out kid! Marry christmas...HO HO HO!

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"Your lucky, those icecicles are known to kill people!?"

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"Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window."

 

Best part of the movie by far!!

"Oooh fuuudge!"

(Only I didn't say "Fudge." I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word!)

"What did you say?"

"Uh, um..."

"That's... what I thought you said. Get in the car. Go on! "

"It was all over -- I was dead. What would it be? The guillotine? Hanging? The chair? The rack? The Chinese water torture? Hmmph. Mere child's play compared to what surely awaited me."

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