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A brief brush with hotness


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so there's this bar next to where I used to live.

 

I used to spend way too much time there trying

to pick up the female bartenders. Asides from the

hot bartenders, and that one lingerie model, the bar

was pretty empty of 'talent'. Well I moved away last weekend

and I went back there this weekend and guess what...

Hillary Duff was sitting in the window seat. I mean WTF?

 

Did a memo go out that I had left the area so it was now safe

for the barely-legal hotties to come out and play? I found out

later that she was shooting a music video in the laneway behind

my old house, so watch for some krink tags in the next Hillary Duff

video by yours truly.

 

oh... she was wearing way too much make-up and got really skinny.

I PRAY she hasn't started on the Lindsay Lohan diet.

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Originally posted by casekonly+Jun 20 2005, 12:48 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (casekonly - Jun 20 2005, 12:48 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-saraday@Jun 20 2005, 01:46 PM

you cant put alba and duff in the same category, casek!

 

BLASPHEMY

 

 

i'm a man of the cloth! i can do whatever i want!

 

[/b]

 

you sure can, fatass.

 

cartman19.jpg

 

:king:

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Originally posted by saraday+Jun 20 2005, 01:51 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (saraday - Jun 20 2005, 01:51 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by casekonly@Jun 20 2005, 12:48 PM

<!--QuoteBegin-saraday@Jun 20 2005, 01:46 PM

you cant put alba and duff in the same category, casek!

 

BLASPHEMY

 

 

i'm a man of the cloth! i can do whatever i want!

 

 

you sure can, fatass.

 

cartman19.jpg

 

:king:

[/b]

 

blow%20me.jpg

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Originally posted by rental@Jun 20 2005, 05:32 PM

sort of sounds like something someone around here would do...this person shall remain un named but not un thought of.

 

 

i never offered...i mean, i'm sure that the un-named person would never offer pudding to just kill someone and bury them in a cave.

 

pudding is a gift of peace and love. it should never be exploited...it is far too powerful.

 

and now an ode to pudding by reverend casek:

 

oh, pudding, chocolate pudding

 

And I think this is all very tiring

 

Whilst off in the distance my stomach is rumbling

 

While with a spoon I kill all the elves

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