RumPuncher Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 so there's this bar next to where I used to live. I used to spend way too much time there trying to pick up the female bartenders. Asides from the hot bartenders, and that one lingerie model, the bar was pretty empty of 'talent'. Well I moved away last weekend and I went back there this weekend and guess what... Hillary Duff was sitting in the window seat. I mean WTF? Did a memo go out that I had left the area so it was now safe for the barely-legal hotties to come out and play? I found out later that she was shooting a music video in the laneway behind my old house, so watch for some krink tags in the next Hillary Duff video by yours truly. oh... she was wearing way too much make-up and got really skinny. I PRAY she hasn't started on the Lindsay Lohan diet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 I can't keep up with all these teeny boppin bitches. who is she again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 Google will tell you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saraday Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 ((IT'S HER TIME TO SHINE)) :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 yeah google images can turn up some pretty random stuff, and i'm at work, so i didn't want to chance it. i'd hit it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Saget Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 damn she better not get too skinny more cushion for the pushin baby !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 I just have my fingers crosses that it was David Lachapelle directing her video! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 too bad she's getting skinny....but she still hasnt fallen into the "slutty celebrity" or "cocaine addicted slutty celebrity" category just yet. i still find her wholesome....well...some what wholesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 Originally posted by saraday@Jun 21 2005, 03:14 AM ((IT'S HER TIME TO SHINE)) :rolleyes: Quoted post "hilary Duff's best film" Which is very close to the worst film ever made i'm sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 let us bow our heads: dear beer god, please let jessica alba mud wrestle with hillary duff, and oh lord, please let the beer flow like periods in junior high school. amen. -rev. casek out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saraday Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 you cant put alba and duff in the same category, casek! BLASPHEMY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 i'm hijacking this part of the thread to show you a new flower that i grew. identify it...heh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 Originally posted by saraday@Jun 20 2005, 01:46 PM you cant put alba and duff in the same category, casek! BLASPHEMY Quoted post i'm a man of the cloth! i can do whatever i want! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saraday Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 Originally posted by casekonly+Jun 20 2005, 12:48 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (casekonly - Jun 20 2005, 12:48 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-saraday@Jun 20 2005, 01:46 PM you cant put alba and duff in the same category, casek! BLASPHEMY Quoted post i'm a man of the cloth! i can do whatever i want! Quoted post [/b] you sure can, fatass. :king: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 Originally posted by saraday+Jun 20 2005, 01:51 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (saraday - Jun 20 2005, 01:51 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> Originally posted by casekonly@Jun 20 2005, 12:48 PM <!--QuoteBegin-saraday@Jun 20 2005, 01:46 PM you cant put alba and duff in the same category, casek! BLASPHEMY Quoted post i'm a man of the cloth! i can do whatever i want! Quoted post you sure can, fatass. :king: Quoted post [/b] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saraday Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 oh man key is gonna be pissed at us for hijacking his thread... p.s. that look exactly like my neighbors daughter...<quivers> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saraday Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 hahaha. well, i had to hijack something.. since no one get's on MY message board anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 damn hijackers..... and the only reason why Ms.Alba-Kilo was brought up was because I love her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILOSTMYBRAIN Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 Originally posted by casekonly@Jun 20 2005, 05:43 PM let us bow our heads: dear beer god, please let jessica alba mud wrestle with hillary duff, and oh lord, please let the beer flow like periods in junior high school. amen. -rev. casek out Quoted post haha i'd pay some serious cash to see this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 hopefully alba would when with all the training shes gone through...and that she would humor hillary duff for a while Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 someone made a game about the dreams i have.... no one willing to identify that flower? i'll give you a hint....it's nearly all desert where that thing grows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 that game is fucked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 nothign wrong with bill cosby luring people to him with promises of pudding, then killing them and burying the bodies in a cave... explain to me what's wrong with that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 sort of sounds like something someone around here would do...this person shall remain un named but not un thought of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tough Love Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 duffs only 17....i dont know if shed be in a bar....i saw her on some show today and she seemed HELLA imature....i doubt theyd let her in, nor that shed want to go into a bar anyways Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 Originally posted by rental@Jun 20 2005, 05:32 PM sort of sounds like something someone around here would do...this person shall remain un named but not un thought of. Quoted post i never offered...i mean, i'm sure that the un-named person would never offer pudding to just kill someone and bury them in a cave. pudding is a gift of peace and love. it should never be exploited...it is far too powerful. and now an ode to pudding by reverend casek: oh, pudding, chocolate pudding And I think this is all very tiring Whilst off in the distance my stomach is rumbling While with a spoon I kill all the elves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 sort of like the chicken bone song? she a celebrity. she doesnt have to have an id to get in anywhere. i think shes as old as lindsey lohan who's 18 or 19 now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 chicken bone could rock more Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AverotS85 Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 i hate these teen idol whores. cuz in a few years their going to be washed up and making porn to help pay for their cosmetic surgeries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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