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A 12oz. Nightmare.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Fugazi, Jun 22, 2004.

  1. Fugazi

    Fugazi Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 17, 2001 Messages: 1,298 Likes Received: 1
    I've been having nightmares the past few weeks. I'm not sure why, but it's pretty creepy. Here's one I had involving 12oz. Read it, don't read it, whatever, I thought it was creepy.

    I'm walking down the covered corridor towards the pool for my daily swim. There's a chill in the air, and yet I have a towel over my shoulder and I'm ready to go swimming. Old broken lockers line my path, rusted and hanging on their hinges. The corridor is outdoors, and dry leaves blow through it. It's twilight, and things look gloomy; shadows play tricks on my eyes. Not even birds sing. Jesus this place is lonely. It makes sense, being as everyone and everything has been dead for so many years.

    I reach the pool. The water is low again, and leaves line the bottom. I wish there was someone left to take care of the damned thing. ENJOY YOUR SWIM AND HAVE A LOVELY DAY!, the robot announces from a few hundred yards down the hall, breaking the dead silence. It's that fucking creepy robot that has been sitting in it's booth at the end of the hall for the last twenty years. It's got the head of Tease, and it just stares off into the distance like it has the past hundred times I've come to swim here. Damn that thing is spooky. It must be on some sort of motion sensor, it always knows when I'm here. I'm lying; I know better than that.

    I'm at my locker. It's the only one left in decent shape. ENJOY YOUR SWIM AND HAVE A LOVELY DAY! Fuck that fucking robot, I nearly just shit myself. I look at the broken lockers next to mine; they still bear the names of those who once used them on a daily basis: seeking, popgunwar, vinyl junkie. willy.wonka. I read the names, but it just makes me sad thinking about the people that no longer are with me. Am I the last God-damned person on this planet? Who knows. And yet I still here the voices of those who have passed in my mind on occasion. Those from 12oz. You bastards are strangely quiet today. I smirk, and begin walking down the corridor towards my beat-up pickup.

    A chill passes over my body. The hair on the back of my neck stands on end. It's one of those moments when you know something is extremely fucking wrong, but you're not sure what it is. I glance over my shadow and I see something in the shadows. I don't have to look again; I know what it is. Christ. That fucking robot with Tease's smug face, that hasn't moved since the world ended, is following me. My blood runs cold, and a deep sense of dread freezes my bones. Like a saving grace, thoughts pour into my head. It's the voices of those from 12oz., screaming at me, warning me. Run, or drop kick the fucker!, warns seeking. That's what I'll do. Wait for it, and kick the fucking robot, for whatever good that will do. I stop walking, and I can feel it getting closer, closer, closer...

    And then I wake up...
     
  2. wiseguy

    wiseguy Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 1, 2002 Messages: 2,543 Likes Received: 1
    you dream about tease?
     
  3. Pinup

    Pinup Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 13, 2003 Messages: 2,208 Likes Received: 0
    Hahaha... i'm sure i've done this as well.

    Good show Fugazi...i think this dream means you have issues with your father...and with Tease.
     
  4. Fugazi

    Fugazi Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 17, 2001 Messages: 1,298 Likes Received: 1
    On a nightly basis... most of them aren't nightmares though...
     
  5. wiseguy

    wiseguy Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 1, 2002 Messages: 2,543 Likes Received: 1
    aah, the indelible stain that tease has left on our collective subconscious.
     
  6. sneak

    sneak Guest

    hahaha, good comeback!
    i dont think ive ever had a dream involving any 12ozers, and from the ones i have met i wouldnt want to!
     
  7. Spike

    Spike Senior Member

    Joined: Aug 31, 2002 Messages: 1,033 Likes Received: 3
    And your mattress and covers
     
  8. <KEY3>

    <KEY3> Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2004 Messages: 6,878 Likes Received: 2
    SPIKE + ZING = SPING!! or ZIKE!
     
  9. iloveboxcars

    iloveboxcars 12oz Royalty

    Joined: Jul 29, 2002 Messages: 20,505 Likes Received: 440
    hahahaha.
     
  10. Pinup

    Pinup Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 13, 2003 Messages: 2,208 Likes Received: 0
    <span style='font-family:Courier'>

    <if member1="<KEY3>"
    disp="SPIKE + ZING = SPING!! or ZIKE!"
    then member2= Pinup
    disp=":lol:"
    >


    </span>
     
  11. <KEY3>

    <KEY3> Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2004 Messages: 6,878 Likes Received: 2
    pinup + nerd = PINERD!


    or possibly nerdup ??
     
  12. Pinup

    Pinup Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 13, 2003 Messages: 2,208 Likes Received: 0
    Hopefully neither. :eek:
     
  13. <KEY3>

    <KEY3> Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2004 Messages: 6,878 Likes Received: 2
    http://www.musicmatic.de/C/Cameo__1a.jpg'>

    [SIZE=2][color=skyblue]NERD UP![/color][/SIZE]
     
  14. Pinup

    Pinup Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 13, 2003 Messages: 2,208 Likes Received: 0
    INTERNET JUNKEY3
     
  15. CinchedWaist

    CinchedWaist Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 11, 2003 Messages: 2,691 Likes Received: 1
    i think the only 12oz dream i had was when i had sexual escapades with another 12ozer...
    but who knows, you only remember such a miniscule amounts.
    last night i had an orgasmic dream about jlo's ass...how trivial. :eek:
     
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