.__The meeting of the funk: PMB and El Mamerro [plus various trip pictures]__.

As I alluded to in my 12.things entry, I recently went on a vacation with the family. We took a cruise that hit Puerto Rico, the Dominican, Barbados, Grenada, Antigua, and St. Thomas. While in PR, my sister and I were lucky enough to have El Mamerro show us around for the evening. Before I move onto the pictures, I want 12oz know that, yes, Mamz is as fucking cool as he comes across on the board. Thanks again, Sr. Mamerro; a good time was had by all. I hope these pictures serve as proof.

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NOTE: in order to properly enjoy this DPC-sponsored thread, it is highly suggested you download Tego Calderon's "Pa' que Retozen" and play it extremely loud on repeat.

 

 

 

 

PUERTO RICO:

 

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<span style='color:gold'>I was greeted at the San Juan airport with this warning. Thanks to the graphic illustration, I knew what they meant by "fingers."</span>

 

 

 

And we head out with El Mamerro and his posse:

 

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DPC, bitch.

 

 

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D+++++++++P+++++++++C

 

 

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We don't know them, but we took their picture.

 

 

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Dos.

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This picture is ridiculously awesome. If you want a full size version to gaze at, click here.

Tres.

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Trashcan transportation.

 

VIDEO: click here for part one of El Mamerro and his trusty trashcan.

 

VIDEO: click here for part two of El Mamerro and his trusty trashcan.

 

 

 

We then head over to El Mamerro's house ...

 

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<span style='color:gold'>... and wake his parents up at 3:30 am by singing "Kumbaya."</span>

 

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VIDEO: click here for El Mamerro's dad and his posse (i.e., wife) cowering in bed. Note that if you look on the far left at the end of the video, I believe you can see the fan which played a starring role in the infamous Dad-fan-pee incident.

 

 

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Mamerro's mom tosses him out.

 

 

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Chilling on his badass porch/deck.

 

 

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A ball on his chin. Hmm.

 

 

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We must part one another's company. We cry.

 

 

 

 

 

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The view from my hotel room.

 

 

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The view from my parents' hotel room. They win.

 

 

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A conquistador with a unibrow.

 

 

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The Bacardi distillery.

Cuatro.

THE CRUISE:

 

I honestly don't remember where most of the pictures are from, so all of the other locations (Dominican, Grenada, Antigua, Barbados, and St. Thomas) are going to be lumped together.

 

 

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We arrive to our room to find a pair of bloody-crotch shorts hanging in the shower. Welcome home!

 

 

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Blown glass hanging on the boat.

 

 

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Fat Americans galore.

 

 

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Nice hightops.

 

 

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There were over 1500 pieces of art on the boat. I took pictures of two.

 

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Cinco.

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We went parasailing.

 

 

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Seis y final.

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The end. I hope you enjoyed. I did.

whoop whoop whoop

I've been waiting for this one....

Most Awesome work fellas!

BUMP!

wow. i need to go puerto rico soonish!

(dammit key3, you beat me to it.)

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nice

i know very few people that willingly party with their parents. you guys are a rare breed.

alright you guys rock.

THIS IS MOTHERFUCKING BEAUTIFUL

Plus i got a nice tune to blast out of my fucking car.

Sweetness, im going to puerto rico next spring. yea, spring 2005.

Fuck yea, i give both PMB and MAMMERRO a pat on the back.

Wow... that's awesome. Wish my family was that cooperative/not sucky.

The song capped it too, haha. Good to see you had fun.

"nice hightops"

So much funk...

just awesome!

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PMB:

awesome

El Mamerro:

awesome

PMB y El Mamerro:

awesome awesome

Grade A.

haha.

thank you for making the distinction between bloody skids,

and your regular, run of the mill shit stainsz.

Re: Tres.

Originally posted by Poop Man Bob

 

VIDEO: click here for part two of El Mamerro and his trusty trashcan.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: this had me howling

I'm extremely jealous. :mad:

:lol:

I seriously need to start spending my money more wisely, so I to can travel more.

Next year is my year.

:beat:

Dam.. That song is the BLOCK.. for sure.

Hahaha...

I was wondering where you guys have been...

CLASSIC !! as the tears have stopped rolling down my check and i can breath again !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:king: :king: :king: :king: :king: :king:

thats awesome!!! i can barely imagine the amount of fun that was. you two are some crazy cats!!

HAHAHAHAHA, jesus christ...funkgiants meet 04'

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All life ends after this.

"Mommy, when I grow up I wanna be just like PMB and Mams!"

A++

You're sister's hot.....