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Last night, while snooping around old stuff, i found two small

photo albums that i had made when i was 12 or so. The flicks in it

are from the first decade of my life (79-89) and i find them somewhat

funny. Later i took the albums and went to my girls house where she

showed me similar flicks of her childhood. I hope you'll enjoy and '

contribute...mamerro will be all over this

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1981. I've been told this was my most usual facial expression back

then...behind me, german tourists rockin ridiculous bathing 'suits'

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1982. My aunt always had a fetisch with haircuts...when she was a kid

she'd give her dolls a haircut and when she stopped playing with

dolls she'd personally hold her self responsible for the supreme

hairstyles me and my two cousins rocked...we were also know as

The Playmobils back

then.

Some years later, her fetisch proved to be part of a series of mental malfunctions

that lead her to being institutionalised and created my anti-haircut mood.

(See further for more)

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1983. Do i need to say more? nerds biatch

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1983. Still rockin the 'make that kids head look huge' hairstyle

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1985. P.I.M.P

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1987. Me(rockin' the rockin' handsign) and a friend i still hang out with.

Right in front of me lies what i then reffered to as "my shadow". Girl had

a crush on me to the point i couldnt be everywhere without her around.

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1987. Insired by the success with the girls i started making a series

of sculptures (sand, stones, temporary instalation) that were suposed to

be me all bonered out. The media reffered to my work as the avant-garde

of sandcastles, the co-swimmers were amazed.

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1988. I was big on chucks, french fries, spending my whole day on the street

and, of course, hot cars.

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1988. I think that was my first 'girlfriend'...she didnt want to be kissed

or photographed in a closer distance to me so naturally, i dumbed her.

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1989. Heavy Metal kicks in, nuff said.

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1989. My passport photo back then, two visas for the states in it.

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My girl, somewhere in the early 80's...my fav kid flick ever.

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Poor dog died one month ago...lived long for a sih-tzu. RIP

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My girl and her sis, full beach armor, priceless.

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You know it,

 

as far as cameras...my parents were using an oldass nikon that was lost at somepoint but in anyway these flicks were shot by lots and different people..i couldnt even say they're nice flicks..or atleast something more than that.

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1987. Insired by the success with the girls i started making a series

of sculptures (sand, stones, temporary instalation) that were suposed to

be me all bonered out. The media reffered to my work as the avant-garde

of sandcastles, the co-swimmers were amazed.

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

I kept looking at the picture trying to find out just how the hell that was supposed to be you, then all of a sudden I caught the face and the phallus... damn nearly shat myself. Tesser the Hut.

 

Awesome fucking stuff as usual Tesser, I have a fairly large box of old pictures that I'd have to go through, but I don't think I have many featuring me. Dad was an amateur photographer for a while, and spent most of his efforts on my big bro (first son) before he crapped out, and by the time I came out he wasn't so into it any more. I'll see what I can dig out.

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Hahaha, fuckin A man...i have added balls to it too...plus half the construction is made to protect my boner from the waves...

 

i'm sure you can find one or two

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Holy. Shit.

 

This thread is pure amazement. Thanks for the small view into your childhood.

 

peepooweedoopeepoo! PMB™ approved

 

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Mine.

 

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My mom and I (1981). This is my favorite picture of us.

 

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My sister and I (1985ish), pure pimpin' before church or Christmas Eve service, or something of that sort. I love it when parents try to part their kid's hair.

 

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I'm so cute.

 

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My sister and I again (1982). I've tried to figure out what book I was reading, but to no avail. I do love the carpet color, though.

 

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This is my baseball picture from when I was 8 or so. About 7 years ago, a friend edited it, adding the small[est] penis, and I added the Nazi uni. MS Paint rules.

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