Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted May 9, 2003 Share Posted May 9, 2003 http://www.lams.losalamos.k12.nm.us/heacock/HeacockSci/stupidbug.jpeg'> The most common species of ladybug is less then ten millimeters in length. Its scientific name is Coccinella Septempunctata. It eats Aphids and other small, bothersome pests. It has seven spots. Also, it has two pairs of wings. Front wings are like a covering sheath for the back two wings. They also act as lift when the small bug is airborne. The ladybug is mainly a ground bug because it isn't the best flyer. It can only go 15 miles per hour. The Dragonfly, on the other hand, can go 60 miles per hour. Fortunately, swift flying is not essential in the ladybug's way of life. When frightened, ladybugs turn over and ooze bitter orange fluid out of their knee joints. This fluid is actually their blood! It makes predators not want to eat them. Identification: Adult lady beetles have domed backs, mainly oval, often very shiny with six short legs and antennae. They have two wing covers and they are usually red-orange, with or without spots or marks. Their larvae are somewhat flattened and covered with tiny spines. Tiny eggs are laid in groups of 10-50 on undersides of leaves. Life Cycle and Habits: The life cycle from egg to adult is usually three to four weeks but it also depends on the climate. After they are laid, eggs hatch within three to five days. Then they morph to adults. The adults emerge within seven to ten days. There may be five or six generations of ladybugs a year. Amount of food Consumed: Lady beetles are known primarily for their destruction of huge numbers of aphids, but they also eat other soft-scale insects, mealybugs, spider mites, and eggs of some insects in Colorado. One Larvae will eat about 400 medium sized aphids during its development to the pupal stage. An adult will eat about 300 medium sized aphids before it lays eggs. More then 5,000 aphids may be eaten by a single adult ladybug in its lifetime. The Ladybugs Habitat: In the Autumn lady beetles can be found crawling to sites with several hundred other lady beetles. They can be found in the winter at the base of a tree, along a fence row, under a fallen tree, or under a rock. The beetles are always found under leaves which protect them from the cold temperatures. Ladybug Luck: To an English farmer, a ladybug signals a good harvest. In a French vineyard a ladybug is a sign of good weather. A ladybug walking on the hand of a Swedish girl means it is measuring for wedding gloves and in Canada, ladybugs wintering in the garage mean good luck. In some other countries the ladybug is called these names, in China they call it a Flower Lady, In Iraq they call it Water Delivery-Man's Daughter, in India they call it Indra's Cowherd and in Switzerland they call it Lord God's Little Fatty. _ And with no further ado... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted May 9, 2003 Share Posted May 9, 2003 http://newcamp.net/hector/images/12oz/leftbug.gif'>http://newcamp.net/hector/images/12oz/rightbug.gif'> ______________________________________^^^CLIKC ON MAI FACE NIGGA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted May 9, 2003 Share Posted May 9, 2003 HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!! I like how you fix your hood/costume while riding up .. that and the slight yelp right before you hit the wall. Great thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilau Hands Posted May 9, 2003 Share Posted May 9, 2003 HAHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAITOMANOCU Posted May 9, 2003 Share Posted May 9, 2003 My uncle broke both his arms doing the same thing when he was younger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted May 9, 2003 Share Posted May 9, 2003 i broke my life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted May 9, 2003 Share Posted May 9, 2003 I was expecting a launch into grass, cardboard boxes...or something....besides a wall. ha-ha funny shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAITOMANOCU Posted May 9, 2003 Share Posted May 9, 2003 I hope there was a helmet underneath that hood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted May 9, 2003 Share Posted May 9, 2003 i used to date a girl that had a tiny ladybug tatoo on her inner hip..... cute Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted May 9, 2003 Share Posted May 9, 2003 I once popped a ladybug into my mouth for no reason back in junior high. Probably the foulest fucking thing I've ever tasted, and I'm no stranger to putting horrifying things in my mouth. Undertone Immunity. Tonight, the ladybug suit comes back with a vengeance. Last time it got me laid, and I'm hoping for a repeat. It's been way too fucking long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted May 9, 2003 Share Posted May 9, 2003 That video rocks. http://newcamp.net/hector/images/ladybug.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted May 9, 2003 Share Posted May 9, 2003 Originally posted by El Mamerro Tonight, the ladybug suit comes back with a vengeance. Last time it got me laid, and I'm hoping for a repeat. It's been way too fucking long. Fantastic video! :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted May 9, 2003 Share Posted May 9, 2003 lucky to find in your garage ?? what crazy canuk came up with that ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted May 9, 2003 Share Posted May 9, 2003 Mamerro, do you remember the sunsets we used to watch? http://www.stonehengeusa.com/images/Summer_Solstic_Sunset_G.jpg'> OMGOFG man, tat shet wuz sew kewl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted May 10, 2003 Share Posted May 10, 2003 ^FUCK YAEH DUIDE Hours of sleep: 3 Weapon: Steel reserve, fully loaded Ladybug Biosuit: Active Objective: Rock the fuck out. Mission Status: INITIALIZED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted May 10, 2003 Share Posted May 10, 2003 KILL SHIT TONIGHT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted May 10, 2003 Share Posted May 10, 2003 Dude looks like a lady(bug) http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb/icons/icon4.gif'> http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb/icons/icon26.gif'> http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb/icons/icon4.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted May 10, 2003 Share Posted May 10, 2003 Time is 6:28 AM. I'm somewhere in the stratosphere of drunkenness. I did not get laid. I'm quite pissed off. I made out with 4 girls, which is cool, but no sexorz. I watched the sun rise for the second time in a row, climbed a sheer rock wall for the fuck of it, and had my puppy run wild for a while. I managed to score some sleep before the party, between 5:00 and 9:00 PM, nut now is when I truly reap the goods. Bye bye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S@T@N Posted May 10, 2003 Share Posted May 10, 2003 Hahahaha!!! The scream of terror/cartoon style launch-and-stick pattern put to good use. Classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ikueism Posted May 10, 2003 Share Posted May 10, 2003 masterbate your brain guys:dazed: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted May 16, 2003 Share Posted May 16, 2003 http://www.liralyn.org/2001/ladybug-crop.jpg'> Bump for them zaggin who wonk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted May 16, 2003 Share Posted May 16, 2003 i watched that video 20 times in a row, hahahahaha, fuckin hilarious...those steel reserves will cost you teeth bro... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted May 16, 2003 Share Posted May 16, 2003 Bigolbump. I should have something for you as far as a c-tract by early next week. I'll hollertronicalismoner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted May 16, 2003 Share Posted May 16, 2003 Mamerro, a "good friend" <cough>PMB</cough> told me what his reward was for taking that picture. Dayum. Moneybags. I can give you a pic of my beautiful murky brown pool if you'd like. Maybe I can get five bucks for it. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 Bump because dis ninja can't responnnnnddd... Unless he deletes other posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 ouch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoink Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 shit I dont know how I missed this the first time around. quality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 ok...so you have to dres like a lady bug to get laid?...thats what I been doing wrong...I guess I got to take the dung beatle costume back. <3, Zack Morris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 sooooooooo close......... ™ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 i thaught the dung beatle costume would get me some of those "back door betty's"...if you get what I am saying.....no????...oh well nevermind. <3, Zack Morris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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