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____ | ____ fitter____ | ____ happier ____ | ____

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by -Rage-, May 12, 2004.

  1. -Rage-

    -Rage- 12oz Loyalist

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    ____ | ____ fitter____ | ____ happier ____ | ____

    Discussion started by -Rage- - May 12, 2004


    Fitter, happier, more productive,
    comfortable,
    not drinking too much,
    regular exercise at the gym
    (3 days a week),
    getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries,
    at ease,
    eating well
    (no more microwave dinners and saturated fats),
    a patient better driver,
    a safer car
    (baby smiling in back seat),
    sleeping well
    (no bad dreams),
    no paranoia,
    careful to all animals
    (never washing spiders down the plughole),
    keep in contact with old friends
    (enjoy a drink now and then),
    will frequently check credit at (moral) bank (hole in the wall),
    favors for favors,
    fond but not in love,
    charity standing orders,
    on Sundays ring road supermarket
    (no killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants),
    car wash
    (also on Sundays),
    no longer afraid of the dark or midday shadows
    nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate,
    nothing so childish - at a better pace,
    slower and more calculated,
    no chance of escape,
    now self-employed,
    concerned (but powerless),
    an empowered and informed member of society
    (pragmatism not idealism),
    will not cry in public,
    less chance of illness,
    tires that grip in the wet
    (shot of baby strapped in back seat),
    a good memory,
    still cries at a good film,
    still kisses with saliva,
    no longer empty and frantic like a cat tied to a stick,
    that's driven into frozen winter shit
    (the ability to laugh at weakness),
    calm,
    fitter,
    healthier and more productive
    a pig in a cage on antibiotics.
     
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  2. duh-rye-won

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    duh-rye-won - Replied May 12, 2004

    was that a poem?

    roses are red
    violets are blue
    you're emo like morissey
    but i think that's coo.
     
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  3. Vanity

    Vanity 12oz Veteran Member

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    Vanity - Replied May 12, 2004

    didn't beardo have a thread called this a couple years ago?

    what happened to beardo anyway?
     
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  4. Poop Man Bob

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    Radiohead is good.
     
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    Abracadabra - Replied May 12, 2004

    he's knitting jumbers for afghan refugees with the rest of his hippy mates. he's renounced technology, but isn't quite amish yet
     
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    nerd.
     
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    -Rage- 12oz Loyalist

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    werd.
     
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    S@T@N 12oz Senior Member

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    berd
     
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    http://www.offwell.free-online.co.uk/ag_grasslnd/images/herd.jpg'>


    herd.
     
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    curd

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    terd.
     
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    duh.
     
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    http://www.zonautonome.co.uk/web-images/absurd.jpg'>

    absu[e]rd.
     
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