**_** AS USELESS AS JESSICA ALBA'S TITS ON A BULL **_** (Friday, 30th of July, 2004)

**_** AS USELESS AS TITS ON A BULL **_** (Friday, 30th of July, 2004)

tonight - jennifer's friend's birthday or something at some jazz club in carlton. get crunkified and make a mess on the way home

tomorrow - lazy days. got the apartment to myself all weekend. so there'll be lots of eating cereal in my underwear anywhere i damn well please

saturday night - dallas bar. dirt cheap drinks. cheapest place i've seen in years. the regulars are tossers, and the music sucks, but it's cheap so none of that matters. and there's a stip club upstairs for when you get drunk and want to check out some naked sluts

sunday - i think me and the missus are going to see shrek2

what are your plans, lads and ladettes??

tonight friday.... maybe have a cuple a drinks and go out for a paint...just take the night as it comes

satuday.... another ladies 21st... drink up there as cheap drinks are provided and then brobly end up so pissed that i go back to the oldies bar to try and skam a hot mum for a laugh...if anything seedy or goo happends which im hoping i will return to this thread with the goss!

sunday.... probly go for a ride on the motorbikes or just eat eat eat and hang with mates,who knows..

oh and shrek2 is kool u should enjoy!

Wtf is a grog-bog?

Friday: gym

Saturday: gym, party

Sunday: hungover, (hopefully) gym, paint

I bent over in front of a mirror to put some socks on earlier today, and wasn’t too pleased by what I saw.

hustle, i need large dollars.

tonight...do nothing-take a night off...

Friday-lots of drinking and painting(nighttime,of course)

Saturday-ditto

Sunday-ditto

Monday-ditto

one of my good friends is coming into town...I'm pretty sure the main agenda is to nail as many freights as we can...should be fun.

Originally posted by Weapon X

 

Friday: gym

Saturday: gym, party

Sunday: hungover, (hopefully) gym, paint

your body needs adequate time to recuperate (sp?) after working out. 3 day splits are better - monday gym, tuesday off, wednesday gym, thursday off, friday gym and weekend off. tada!

oh, and yes, i am huge.

Friday.Going to Kinko's,then The Village and 9:00.Im not old enough to get drunk.

tonight- i'm at my parents house... just maxing and burning some of my music of their computer

saturday - move some more ish into my new place

saturday night- go some random party... I don't think it will be overly exciting ... but thats cool .. alot of my new neighbours are going to be there .. so I should say whats up

sunday- paint

Nothing special. Maybe painting, maybe drinking a little.

Friday Night: Go out to a club(free drinking all night) and pick up a few ladies..

Saturday Morning: Work on the room and the house(cleaning and what not)

Saturday Night: Go bowling( Miami Bowl is closing, YESSS) and win some fuckin money cause im broke...

Sunday Morning & Afternoon: Chill with the posse from around the way

Sunday Night: Drink with the posse from my old work(bowling alley)....

an after grog bog is a shit the morning after a big night on the turps. grog = beer, bog = shit.

friday: just got home from work, started drinking and off to the pub wghere hopefully htings wont get to crazy i have to work tomorrow. im sure they will though.

saturday: work, saturday night get drunk at mates bar.

sunday: pretend to go skateboarding.

have a good weekend cuntsssss.

friday, saturday and sunday = writing papers.:)

nada mas...

friday = go see "Harold and Kumaar go to White Castle"...hopefully!

CW you know it's gonna be la bomba!!!...:)

Saturday = help my cousin move.

Sunday = hopefully paint somewhere, or do a quick freight.

If I was a bull with Tits I'd never leave the Barn!

Friday

- Go watch Liverpool vs Porto in the gold seats

- No doubt get drunk and try to talk like sneak.*

Saturday

- Stop! Hammock Time!

- Get fitted for a penguin suit. No pinup.... I mean a tuxedo.

- up to no good in the neighbourhood

Sunday

- more hammock time

- house work and crap

- stock up on beer

+++++ MONDAY

- enjoy the Canadian long weekend

- probably go swimming and get hammered?

* you know in that movie 'eurotrip'

where they are with the ManU hooligans

and the one guy says 'You brits are really

taking swearing to the next level'.

That's how I picture sneakers.... ya yob!

I don't really know what I'm gonna do this weekend. I'm still nursing a hangover from last night.

I'll probably end up working on my house and think about packing up and moving.

I've gotta get fitted for a tux as well. just when you think you're in the clear...someone goes and asks you to be in their wedding. damn. didn't see that one coming.

dood.

no plans again.

if i'm lucky i'll paint.

if i'm unlucky i'll be burning trees.

wtf.

some bug just crawled onto my foot and when i tried to smash it it somehow managed to scurry under my desk somewhere. I really have no idea what the hell i am doing this weekend.

sounds like !@#$% needs a vacation.

you're more than welcome to come help me pack.

at this point...I'd be content to just stay home and watch a movie.

fucking hangovers!

watch ya self.

you know i've got that voucher.

and if i'm going all the way there, puhlleee beleeee that it's to help you pack.

not too much since i just spent all my loot on getting my cat some minor surgery. poor johhny blaze....

so i guess i'll have to resort to 40's and the beach. terrible!!!

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yo doc.... can i get some more of that good shit???

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Damn, cat's eyes look fucked up in that first picture.

What happened to him/what was the surgery for?

i am hoping, after today's test, to get completely drunk. but that wont happen.

so i'll probably come home and play counter strike.

i am so cool.

daaaaaaamn.

johnny blazer has seen better daze.

:lol:

my friend is moving to miami today.

i will drink a bev in her honor after work today.

it's 4! yay!!

Originally posted by MrChupacabra

Damn, cat's eyes look fucked up in that first picture.

What happened to him/what was the surgery for?

he got bit by something. and the wound closed but continued to fester and swell...so he got a huge absess on his back. so they put that tube through to keep it open and let it drain. its like a huge back piercing.

maybe i'll try that whole suspesion deal with him.

the mods are out of control today

Originally posted by nomadawhat

he got bit by something. and the wound closed but continued to fester and swell...so he got a huge absess on his back. so they put that tube through to keep it open and let it drain. its like a huge back piercing.

maybe i'll try that whole suspesion deal with him.

poor thing :(

friday - not a damn thing. i have this stupid stye on my left eye and its so god damn embarrasing. i feel like sloth from the goonies. so we're ordering take in chinese and watching movies.

saturday - i want to go visit the animals at the adoption place. i need to feel good about myself and the animals there always make me happy.

sunday - visit his mom.

right now I'm cat sitting this little fluffy 7 week old dude.

He's a total menace and generally a bad ass cat.

I'm looking after him for my girlfriend who has named him 'tinkerbell',

but that's GOT TO GO!!!!

The roomie and I are calling him 'critter' because he's terrorizing a cat way bigger than him.

^^ dude...you really need to name that cat 'Osama'. its just too perfect.

:lol:

Originally posted by <KEY3>

* you know in that movie 'eurotrip'

where they are with the ManU hooligans

and the one guy says 'You brits are really

taking swearing to the next level'.

That's how I picture sneakers.... ya yob!

haha, i only start swearing when im a bit pissed!

me...

work 2mrw day. 9 - 6. shop work is killing me slowly and painfully.

saturday night - piss up with 2 old mates. perhaps some stainer action.

sunday - try to rally the troops to paint.

FRIDAY: watching the village. possibly dinner.

SAT: birthday shopping spree via the mr. and bonus cash from moms and pops! i need some new gear. been working out/eating better/dropped a pant size! ha ha ha YES!

SUN: maybe the hubby has plans for us?

MON: Ethreadz, Ferris Bueller, and I, will be celebrating our BIRTHDAYS! BIATCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHO ELSE?