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**_** AS USELESS AS JESSICA ALBA'S TITS ON A BULL **_** (Friday, 30th of July, 2004)

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Abracadabra, Jul 30, 2004.

  1. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    **_** AS USELESS AS TITS ON A BULL **_** (Friday, 30th of July, 2004)

    tonight - jennifer's friend's birthday or something at some jazz club in carlton. get crunkified and make a mess on the way home

    tomorrow - lazy days. got the apartment to myself all weekend. so there'll be lots of eating cereal in my underwear anywhere i damn well please

    saturday night - dallas bar. dirt cheap drinks. cheapest place i've seen in years. the regulars are tossers, and the music sucks, but it's cheap so none of that matters. and there's a stip club upstairs for when you get drunk and want to check out some naked sluts

    sunday - i think me and the missus are going to see shrek2




    what are your plans, lads and ladettes??
     
  2. meateater

    meateater Member

    Joined: Nov 17, 2003 Messages: 789 Likes Received: 6
    tonight friday.... maybe have a cuple a drinks and go out for a paint...just take the night as it comes

    satuday.... another ladies 21st... drink up there as cheap drinks are provided and then brobly end up so pissed that i go back to the oldies bar to try and skam a hot mum for a laugh...if anything seedy or goo happends which im hoping i will return to this thread with the goss!

    sunday.... probly go for a ride on the motorbikes or just eat eat eat and hang with mates,who knows..

    oh and shrek2 is kool u should enjoy!
     
  3. Weapon X

    Weapon X 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Sep 6, 2002 Messages: 14,905 Likes Received: 202
    Wtf is a grog-bog?

    Friday: gym
    Saturday: gym, party
    Sunday: hungover, (hopefully) gym, paint

    I bent over in front of a mirror to put some socks on earlier today, and wasn’t too pleased by what I saw.
     
  4. effyoo

    effyoo Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 2, 2002 Messages: 4,703 Likes Received: 0
    hustle, i need large dollars.
     
  5. 455

    455 Guest

    tonight...do nothing-take a night off...

    Friday-lots of drinking and painting(nighttime,of course)
    Saturday-ditto
    Sunday-ditto
    Monday-ditto

    one of my good friends is coming into town...I'm pretty sure the main agenda is to nail as many freights as we can...should be fun.
     
  6. avils

    avils Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 26, 2001 Messages: 1,574 Likes Received: 0
    your body needs adequate time to recuperate (sp?) after working out. 3 day splits are better - monday gym, tuesday off, wednesday gym, thursday off, friday gym and weekend off. tada!

    oh, and yes, i am huge.
     
  7. BlueStreaks

    BlueStreaks Junior Member

    Joined: Feb 24, 2004 Messages: 136 Likes Received: 0
    Friday.Going to Kinko's,then The Village and 9:00.Im not old enough to get drunk.
     
  8. SilentBob

    SilentBob Member

    Joined: Dec 23, 2002 Messages: 683 Likes Received: 1
    tonight- i'm at my parents house... just maxing and burning some of my music of their computer

    saturday - move some more ish into my new place

    saturday night- go some random party... I don't think it will be overly exciting ... but thats cool .. alot of my new neighbours are going to be there .. so I should say whats up

    sunday- paint
     
  9. fermentor666

    fermentor666 Veteran Member

    Joined: Sep 27, 2003 Messages: 8,152 Likes Received: 15
    Nothing special. Maybe painting, maybe drinking a little.
     
  10. InDY_500

    InDY_500 Veteran Member

    Joined: Sep 30, 2002 Messages: 5,169 Likes Received: 67
    Friday Night: Go out to a club(free drinking all night) and pick up a few ladies..

    Saturday Morning: Work on the room and the house(cleaning and what not)

    Saturday Night: Go bowling( Miami Bowl is closing, YESSS) and win some fuckin money cause im broke...

    Sunday Morning & Afternoon: Chill with the posse from around the way

    Sunday Night: Drink with the posse from my old work(bowling alley)....
     
  11. skullnbones

    skullnbones Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 20, 2004 Messages: 3,759 Likes Received: 53
    an after grog bog is a shit the morning after a big night on the turps. grog = beer, bog = shit.

    friday: just got home from work, started drinking and off to the pub wghere hopefully htings wont get to crazy i have to work tomorrow. im sure they will though.
    saturday: work, saturday night get drunk at mates bar.
    sunday: pretend to go skateboarding.

    have a good weekend cuntsssss.
     
  12. CinchedWaist

    CinchedWaist Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 11, 2003 Messages: 2,691 Likes Received: 1
    friday, saturday and sunday = writing papers.:)
     
  13. AngerCMKill

    AngerCMKill Member

    Joined: Jun 3, 2003 Messages: 363 Likes Received: 0
    nada mas...

    friday = go see "Harold and Kumaar go to White Castle"...hopefully!
    CW you know it's gonna be la bomba!!!...:)

    Saturday = help my cousin move.

    Sunday = hopefully paint somewhere, or do a quick freight.
     
  14. <KEY3>

    <KEY3> Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2004 Messages: 6,878 Likes Received: 2
    If I was a bull with Tits I'd never leave the Barn!

    Friday
    - Go watch Liverpool vs Porto in the gold seats
    - No doubt get drunk and try to talk like sneak.*

    Saturday
    - Stop! Hammock Time!
    - Get fitted for a penguin suit. No pinup.... I mean a tuxedo.
    - up to no good in the neighbourhood

    Sunday
    - more hammock time
    - house work and crap
    - stock up on beer

    +++++ MONDAY
    - enjoy the Canadian long weekend
    - probably go swimming and get hammered?


    * you know in that movie 'eurotrip'
    where they are with the ManU hooligans
    and the one guy says 'You brits are really
    taking swearing to the next level'.
    That's how I picture sneakers.... ya yob!
     
  15. SteveAustin

    SteveAustin Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 12, 2002 Messages: 7,042 Likes Received: 2
    I don't really know what I'm gonna do this weekend. I'm still nursing a hangover from last night.
    I'll probably end up working on my house and think about packing up and moving.
    I've gotta get fitted for a tux as well. just when you think you're in the clear...someone goes and asks you to be in their wedding. damn. didn't see that one coming.
     
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