Poop Man Bob Posted May 31, 2004 Share Posted May 31, 2004 Vagina Saliva Oner, whom I introduced here, is leaving for Virginia in two days. We had a going away party/crawfish boil for him on Saturday night. I present the evidence. http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/fatdave/vsoheader.jpg'> ++FRIDAY++ We attend a local minor league baseball game. http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/fatdave/2004-05-30-028.jpg'> http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/fatdave/2004-05-30-018.jpg'> Dumptruck. http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/fatdave/2004-05-30-020.jpg'> VSO. http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/fatdave/2004-05-30-021.jpg'> PMB. http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/fatdave/2004-05-30-024.jpg'> http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/fatdave/2004-05-30-026.jpg'> http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/fatdave/2004-05-30-027.jpg'> http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/fatdave/2004-05-30-014.jpg'> http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/fatdave/fireworks.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted May 31, 2004 Author Share Posted May 31, 2004 Part two. ++SATURDAY++ Party. Wee. http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/fatdave/2004-05-30-001.jpg'> Frogs nailed down playing dominoes. http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/fatdave/2004-05-30-006.jpg'> http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/fatdave/2004-05-30-048.jpg'> http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/fatdave/2004-05-30-050.jpg'> Squid. http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/fatdave/2004-05-30-051.jpg'> Tall. http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/fatdave/2004-05-30-055.jpg'> http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/fatdave/2004-05-30-057.jpg'> http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/fatdave/2004-05-30-058.jpg'> VSO decides to destroy his computer. http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/fatdave/2004-05-30-061.jpg'> http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/fatdave/2004-05-30-062.jpg'> http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/fatdave/2004-05-30-066.jpg'> http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/fatdave/2004-05-30-068.jpg'> http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/fatdave/2004-05-30-070.jpg'> Tiger Woods y'all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted May 31, 2004 Author Share Posted May 31, 2004 Part three. http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/fatdave/2004-05-30-071.jpg'> http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/fatdave/2004-05-30-072.jpg'> Computer campfire. http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/fatdave/2004-05-30-075.jpg'> http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/fatdave/2004-05-30-079.jpg'> http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/fatdave/2004-05-30-046.jpg'> Me pooping. http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/fatdave/2004-05-30-080.jpg'> http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/fatdave/2004-05-30-080a.jpg'> http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/fatdave/2004-05-30-081.jpg'> http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/fatdave/2004-05-30-084.jpg'> http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/fatdave/2004-05-30-086.jpg'> http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/fatdave/2004-05-30-090.jpg'> He had no idea this was going to happen. It was perfect .. he was completely oblivious. http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/fatdave/2004-05-30-090a.jpg'> http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/fatdave/2004-05-30-093.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted May 31, 2004 Author Share Posted May 31, 2004 Part four. http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/fatdave/2004-05-30-098.jpg'> http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/fatdave/2004-05-30-099.jpg'> http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/fatdave/2004-05-30-100.jpg'> http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/fatdave/2004-05-30-101.jpg'> Blade Brown. http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/fatdave/2004-05-30-103.jpg'> http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/fatdave/2004-05-30-122.jpg'> Cuzzin. http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/fatdave/2004-05-30-105.jpg'> http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/fatdave/2004-05-30-109.jpg'> http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/fatdave/2004-05-30-110.jpg'> Naked beer bongs = Blade Brown don't fuck around. [note: not naked] http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/fatdave/2004-05-30-120.jpg'> http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/fatdave/2004-05-30-128.jpg'> http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/fatdave/2004-05-30-136.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted May 31, 2004 Author Share Posted May 31, 2004 Part five. http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/fatdave/2004-05-30-141.jpg'> http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/fatdave/2004-05-30-145.jpg'> http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/fatdave/2004-05-30-151.jpg'> Hard to see, so I worked with the contrast/brightness ... which revealed: http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/fatdave/2004-05-30-151a.jpg'> BAT BOY. The ride home felt and looked like this: http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/fatdave/2004-05-30-154.jpg'> http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/fatdave/2004-05-30-160.jpg'> http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/fatdave/2004-05-30-161.jpg'> http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/fatdave/2004-05-30-162.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted May 31, 2004 Author Share Posted May 31, 2004 Part six. ++OLD PICTURES++ http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/fatdave/2004-05-30-005.jpg'> http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/fatdave/2004-05-30-004.jpg'> http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/fatdave/2004-05-30-003.jpg'> So fucking emo. http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/fatdave/2004-05-30-002.jpg'> ++POSTSCRIPT++ I got really drunk at VSO's party. More drunk than I've been in quite some time. My woman drove us back to her place, and we soon collapsed into bed. She woke up about an hour later to an odd sound much like water being poured on the carpet. She realized I wasn't in bed, sat up, and saw me standing in front of her computer desk peeing all over the floor. Butt ass naked. She yelled at me to stop, to which I replied, "I thought she had an open tort .." This makes no sense at all, even now. She again told me to stop peeing, and I said I didn't need to pee. Right. I evidently did the pinch and went into the bathroom where I finished. She threw a towel on it and sopped up what I'd leaked. I cannot remember doing any of this, but I do have the faintest sliver of memory of the sound the piss made as it hit the carpet. Splatter effect style. The only thing we can figure out is that I got out of bed and, walking the same route I would have taken had I been in my old apartment, went to where the bathroom should have been. I walked as far as I could before hitting the desk and deciding that this must be the place to urinate. Awesome. This event reminded me of the infamous El Mamerro's Dad Fan Pee Incident of 2003. I'm just glad I didn't piss on my woman's computer, which was turned on at the time. That would have been awkward explaining to her parents/insurance adjustor. The best part is that my woman isn't/wasn't mad at all - she just found it hilarious. I love her. AND ... http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/fatdave/2004-05-30-164.jpg'> On Sunday morning, we go to a local diner to grab a bite. We noticed this hipster chick eating in a booth across from us, sitting alone except for her stuffed animal. While we found this both odd and awesome at the same time, it quickly got better when she took the tiger in her arms like a baby and rocked it to sleep while talking to it. She made the tiger stand up on its hind legs and do a little dance on the table. Dumptruck wondered if she got in a fight with the tiger, whether she'd leave him there and storm out of the restaurant. She eventually left and wandered around the parking lot for a good five minutes before driving away. The end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted May 31, 2004 Share Posted May 31, 2004 VSO & PMB FUNK SHIT UP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted May 31, 2004 Share Posted May 31, 2004 Where's he going? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted May 31, 2004 Author Share Posted May 31, 2004 ^^ Winchester, VA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted May 31, 2004 Author Share Posted May 31, 2004 Yeah, we're fucking dirtballs that eat shit for breakfast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted May 31, 2004 Share Posted May 31, 2004 Damn kid, you've played out that shit, dude has his fun that you're so fucking jealous of, no need to try to act all cool on a message board by trash talking. no diss, just sayin' cool post though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted May 31, 2004 Share Posted May 31, 2004 I'm more amazed at the pictures that actually show Dumptruck NOT wearing that pink striped shirt.... That was like.....essence of Dumptruck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted May 31, 2004 Share Posted May 31, 2004 :huh2: Originally posted by MrChupacabra dude has his fun that you're so fucking jealous of right. okay. jealous, huh? sure. why not!?</span> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted May 31, 2004 Author Share Posted May 31, 2004 Deto has a vagina. And that vagina is sore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crimsøn Posted May 31, 2004 Share Posted May 31, 2004 ^ :lol: Awesome shit PMB, funky as hell like always. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted May 31, 2004 Share Posted May 31, 2004 the funk spews forth like a volcano. http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb/icons/icon26.gif'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted May 31, 2004 Share Posted May 31, 2004 What's with Mr.ABC and penis lazer's? i haven't been around much in the last 2 weeks... deto/out of the loop. ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted May 31, 2004 Share Posted May 31, 2004 the fact that tpats is fuckeing drunk makes ythis thread doubly awesome. do crazy people have the capabillity to be hipsters/ i mean. would nt.... fuck ,it., Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted May 31, 2004 Share Posted May 31, 2004 that house looks awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted May 31, 2004 Share Posted May 31, 2004 Originally posted by DETO What's with Mr.ABC and penis lazer's? i haven't been around much in the last 2 weeks... beware the penis lazer, it's very dangerous. keep out of reach of children.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
«DÉFL£PPÄRD» Posted May 31, 2004 Share Posted May 31, 2004 i request that my vso re-edit video is re-posted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted May 31, 2004 Share Posted May 31, 2004 Once again, another quality thread by PMB. A++ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted May 31, 2004 Share Posted May 31, 2004 PMB, my sincere apologies for my premature e-post-ulation. i just couldn't wait! the water about to be dumped upon the VSO pic is grade A. beautiful stuff. be excellent to each other. party on, dudes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike Posted May 31, 2004 Share Posted May 31, 2004 Awesome! I can't believe your girl is cool with you just pissing all over the floor... then again you did almost knock her out with your farting and she still loves you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted May 31, 2004 Share Posted May 31, 2004 OH GOD..i think the funk has reached hard to top levels on this one. Fuckin awesome thread, fuckin awesome name...tell saliva that he has dope friends. PS. the PMBpooping flick just became a fuckin emblem Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUCK FUSH Posted May 31, 2004 Share Posted May 31, 2004 funkd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oneeightyone Posted May 31, 2004 Share Posted May 31, 2004 Winchester Va!?!?!?, that place fucking sucks man. I was there the other day, maybe he can throw some funk into that place, go and molest the dinosaurs in dinosaur land. Poor guy. Thumbs up on the photos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted May 31, 2004 Share Posted May 31, 2004 I'm sensing dangerously high, and possibly even life threatening levels of funk here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted May 31, 2004 Share Posted May 31, 2004 Nicenicenicenicenice It looks like that minor league team gets more attendees than the Blue Jays. Also, those frogs look real. The crawfish looks amazing. I’ve never been to a crawfish boil before. Overall, another trademark wicked pmb thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crave Posted May 31, 2004 Share Posted May 31, 2004 Originally posted by krie Once again, another quality thread by PMB. A++ the truth, simply put. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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