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_··____Vagina Saliva Oner's going away festivities____··_

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Poop Man Bob, May 31, 2004.

  1. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Nov 16, 2000 Messages: 10,259 Likes Received: 18
    Vagina Saliva Oner, whom I introduced here, is leaving for Virginia in two days. We had a going away party/crawfish boil for him on Saturday night. I present the evidence.

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    [list][b][SIZE=2][color=silver]++FRIDAY++[/b][/color][/SIZE][/list]

    [center]We attend a local minor league baseball game.

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    Dumptruck.


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    VSO.


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    PMB.


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  2. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Nov 16, 2000 Messages: 10,259 Likes Received: 18
    Part two.

    • ++SATURDAY++

    Party. Wee.

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    Frogs nailed down playing dominoes.


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    Squid.


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    Tall.


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    VSO decides to destroy his computer.


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    Tiger Woods y'all.
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  3. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Nov 16, 2000 Messages: 10,259 Likes Received: 18
    Part three.


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    Computer campfire.


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    Me pooping.


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    He had no idea this was going to happen. It was perfect .. he was completely oblivious.


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  4. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Nov 16, 2000 Messages: 10,259 Likes Received: 18
    Part four.


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    Blade Brown.


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    Cuzzin.


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    Naked beer bongs = Blade Brown don't fuck around. [note: not naked]


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  5. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Nov 16, 2000 Messages: 10,259 Likes Received: 18
    Part five.


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    Hard to see, so I worked with the contrast/brightness ... which revealed:


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    BAT BOY.


    The ride home felt and looked like this:
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  6. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Nov 16, 2000 Messages: 10,259 Likes Received: 18
    Part six.

    • ++OLD PICTURES++

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    So fucking emo.


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    [/center]




    [list][b][SIZE=2][color=gold]++POSTSCRIPT++[/b][/color][/SIZE][/list]

    [list]I got really drunk at VSO's party. More drunk than I've been in quite some time. My woman drove us back to her place, and we soon collapsed into bed. She woke up about an hour later to an odd sound much like water being poured on the carpet. She realized I wasn't in bed, sat up, and saw me standing in front of her computer desk peeing all over the floor. Butt ass naked.

    She yelled at me to stop, to which I replied, "I thought she had an open tort .." This makes no sense at all, even now. She again told me to stop peeing, and I said I didn't need to pee. Right. I evidently did the pinch and went into the bathroom where I finished. She threw a towel on it and sopped up what I'd leaked. I cannot remember doing any of this, but I do have the faintest sliver of memory of the sound the piss made as it hit the carpet. Splatter effect style.

    The only thing we can figure out is that I got out of bed and, walking the same route I would have taken had I been in my old apartment, went to where the bathroom should have been. I walked as far as I could before hitting the desk and deciding that this must be the place to urinate. Awesome. This event reminded me of the infamous [url=http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=44368]El Mamerro's Dad Fan Pee Incident of 2003[/url]. I'm just glad I didn't piss on my woman's computer, which was turned on at the time. That would have been awkward explaining to her parents/insurance adjustor.

    The best part is that my woman isn't/wasn't mad at all - she just found it hilarious. I love her.[/list]



    [SIZE=2][b][color=gold][i]AND ...[/b][/color][/i][/SIZE]



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    [list]On Sunday morning, we go to a local diner to grab a bite. We noticed this hipster chick eating in a booth across from us, sitting alone except for her stuffed animal. While we found this both odd and awesome at the same time, it quickly got better when she took the tiger in her arms like a baby and rocked it to sleep while talking to it. She made the tiger stand up on its hind legs and do a little dance on the table. Dumptruck wondered if she got in a fight with the tiger, whether she'd leave him there and storm out of the restaurant. She eventually left and wandered around the parking lot for a good five minutes before driving away.[/list]


    The end.​
     
  7. MrChupacabra

    MrChupacabra 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 10, 2001 Messages: 10,940 Likes Received: 681
    VSO & PMB FUNK SHIT UP
     
  8. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
  9. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Nov 16, 2000 Messages: 10,259 Likes Received: 18
  10. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Nov 16, 2000 Messages: 10,259 Likes Received: 18
    Yeah, we're fucking dirtballs that eat shit for breakfast.
     
  11. MrChupacabra

    MrChupacabra 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 10, 2001 Messages: 10,940 Likes Received: 681
    Damn kid, you've played out that shit, dude has his fun that you're so fucking jealous of, no need to try to act all cool on a message board by trash talking.



    no diss, just sayin'

    cool post though...
     
  12. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    I'm more amazed at the pictures that actually show Dumptruck NOT wearing that pink striped shirt....

    That was like.....essence of Dumptruck.
     
  13. DETO

    DETO 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 25, 2002 Messages: 11,316 Likes Received: 138
    :huh2:
    right. okay. jealous, huh? sure. why not!?
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  14. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Nov 16, 2000 Messages: 10,259 Likes Received: 18
    Deto has a vagina. And that vagina is sore.
     
  15. Crimsøn

    Crimsøn Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 18, 2003 Messages: 2,120 Likes Received: 1
    ^ :lol:

    Awesome shit PMB, funky as hell like always.
     
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