Weapon X Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 Remember that thread I made about this guy I know who was going out with some really old broad with dry, frizzy, mullet hair? She lied about her age and all that? Well, I saw some woman at the mall the other day that looked like her, and it got me thinking - whattup with the 80's long ass? How was that attractive? Like, ok, fine, Heather Locklear has noooo ass, but I guess that is what square white guys wearing flannel jackets like. But then there are the swimsuit models from the 80's and early 90's who wear those two piece suits. And the bottom piece goes all the way up to the upper waist, and it's like two feet. I dunno, it's hard to explain, but maybe you guys know what I'm talking about? Imagine an old woman with a mullet and acid washed jeans.. Like, how the fuck was a narrow, long ass in style so recently? Not that I was ever down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainter Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 first Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 long ass is a conclusion of the "mommy pants" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 ohh man... seriously... seems like asses were hella long back then... usually just on white girls though..... An like jeans back then were made fer those lonnnng asses... you can still find those jeans... lurking... in every thrift store... lurking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 "sup tremors" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 yea i am glad we live in the day in age we live in i need a nice rear i love that shit like i love buffalo chicken... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarekroe Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 A SIZABLE PERCENTAGE OF ASIAN WOMEN HAVE THOSE UGLY LONG ASSES. WIDE AND FLAT, AND LOOKS LIKE THEY GO INWARD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 hahahahha so so right Scare!.... ughhh... barf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 ^^I have noticed this as well some asian girls are even shaped like upsidedown triangles fucking grossness but i will say i still love a asian bitch to death peace out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoB Hope ONER Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 dood.. remember when jim lee would draw girls in swimsuits..and they would have long ass.. i think it was some weird early 90's aesthetic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted March 3, 2006 Author Share Posted March 3, 2006 Originally posted by ego maniac@Mar 3 2006, 12:22 PM ohh man... seriously... seems like asses were hella long back then... usually just on white girls though..... An like jeans back then were made fer those lonnnng asses... you can still find those jeans... lurking... in every thrift store... lurking. Quoted post get one and sport it for halloween. You'll scare everybody! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted March 3, 2006 Author Share Posted March 3, 2006 And yo, my buddy said he went to a jeans store and the lady explained what "bootcut" means, and he said it's mad gay. Like, it's supposed to snug right into your asscrack and have no seam or something gay like that...not sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 hahahah grossness!!!.... hahaha I cant stop laughin... I keep imaginin long asses.... whats gross is when guys have em... and....... belie that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpyD Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 I was just talkin about this the other day. like how a chick in the 80s would be "FLy!" but today she would be like "ehhhhh". my my how times have changed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarekroe Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 Originally posted by ego maniac@Mar 3 2006, 09:43 AM hahahah grossness!!!.... hahaha I cant stop laughin... I keep imaginin long asses.... whats gross is when guys have em... and....... belie that... Quoted post NOTHIN WRONG WITH THAT. DUDES AREN'T SUPPOSED TO HAVE BIG ASSES. UNLESS YOU EXPECT DUDES TO HAVE ASSES LIKE BEYONCE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 Originally posted by sarcasm@Mar 3 2006, 12:16 PM long ass is a conclusion of the "mommy pants" Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 Originally posted by Scarekroe+Mar 3 2006, 01:46 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Scarekroe - Mar 3 2006, 01:46 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-ego maniac@Mar 3 2006, 09:43 AM hahahah grossness!!!.... hahaha I cant stop laughin... I keep imaginin long asses.... whats gross is when guys have em... and....... belie that... Quoted post NOTHIN WRONG WITH THAT. UNLESS YOU EXPECT DUDES TO HAVE ASSES LIKE BEYONCE. Quoted post [/b] no no.... theres a difference between long... an normal////.... you know this..... why... you gotta long ass er sumthin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 and pant suits with sholderpads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted March 3, 2006 Author Share Posted March 3, 2006 Originally posted by BoB Hope ONER@Mar 3 2006, 12:40 PM dood.. remember when jim lee would draw girls in swimsuits..and they would have long ass.. i think it was some weird early 90's aesthetic. Quoted post haha oh yeah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyarlathotep Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 Originally posted by ego maniac@Mar 3 2006, 11:22 AM ohh man... seriously... seems like asses were hella long back then... usually just on white girls though..... An like jeans back then were made fer those lonnnng asses... I still buy those jeans... when i'm lurking... in every thrift store... lurking. Quoted post reaaally now eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 fuck a long ass hoe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 no thanks, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoB Hope ONER Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 boot cut has nothing to do with your ass.. boot cut means that its slightly flared below the knee instead of tapered to accomodate the wearing of a boot. the crotch and the ass 'seam' is called the rise.. front and rear.. depending on which company made the jeans.. they fuck with the rear rise.. making some pants ride in your ass..its partly due to bad patternmakers and partly due to bad aesthetics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 personally.... I like low rise straight legs.... yeh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted March 3, 2006 Author Share Posted March 3, 2006 Originally posted by BoB Hope ONER@Mar 3 2006, 01:12 PM boot cut has nothing to do with your ass.. boot cut means that its slightly flared below the knee instead of tapered to accomodate the wearing of a boot. the crotch and the ass 'seam' is called the rise.. front and rear.. depending on which company made the jeans.. they fuck with the rear rise.. making some pants ride in your ass..its partly due to bad patternmakers and partly due to bad aesthetics. Quoted post oh, alright. Yeah, that's what I originally thought (re: bootcut), so I guess this guy just got confused by the lady at the clothing store. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 I'm blaming it on coke and neon. no way you could see straight after that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 80% of my classmates are old chicks trying to recapture their glory college days.I see alot of cowboy boots and TONS of long ass! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 Originally posted by SteveAustin@Mar 3 2006, 12:17 PM I'm blaming it on coke and neon. no way you could see straight after that. Quoted post bullseye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 Originally posted by Frate Raper@Mar 3 2006, 02:19 PM 80% of my classmates are old chicks trying to recapture their glory college days.I see alot of cowboy boots and TONS of long ass! Quoted post WOW... are you in the bay??... heh shits lame... another thing I cant stand is when hipster fags put their boots over their pants...their sassoons... edit:: Fer spellin sassoons wrong :yuck: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 Ohhhhh, not the sassoons?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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