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80's Long Ass

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Weapon X, Mar 3, 2006.

  1. Weapon X

    Weapon X 12oz Loyalist

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    Remember that thread I made about this guy I know who was going out with some really old broad with dry, frizzy, mullet hair? She lied about her age and all that?


    Well, I saw some woman at the mall the other day that looked like her, and it got me thinking - whattup with the 80's long ass? How was that attractive? Like, ok, fine, Heather Locklear has noooo ass, but I guess that is what square white guys wearing flannel jackets like.

    But then there are the swimsuit models from the 80's and early 90's who wear those two piece suits. And the bottom piece goes all the way up to the upper waist, and it's like two feet. I dunno, it's hard to explain, but maybe you guys know what I'm talking about? Imagine an old woman with a mullet and acid washed jeans..

    Like, how the fuck was a narrow, long ass in style so recently? Not that I was ever down.
     
  2. Mainter

    Mainter Veteran Member

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  3. sarcasm

    sarcasm Elite Member

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    long ass is a conclusion of the "mommy pants"
     
  4. ego maniac

    ego maniac Elite Member

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    ohh man...
    seriously...
    seems like asses were hella
    long back then... usually
    just on white girls though.....
    An like jeans back then were made fer
    those lonnnng asses... you can still find
    those jeans... lurking... in every thrift
    store... lurking.
     
  5. mackfatsoe

    mackfatsoe Veteran Member

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  6. Some1

    Some1 12oz Loyalist

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    yea i am glad we live in the day in age we live in i need a nice rear i love that shit like i love buffalo chicken...
     
  7. Scarekroe

    Scarekroe Member

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    A SIZABLE PERCENTAGE OF ASIAN WOMEN HAVE THOSE UGLY LONG ASSES. WIDE AND FLAT, AND LOOKS LIKE THEY GO INWARD.
     
  8. ego maniac

    ego maniac Elite Member

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    hahahahha so so right Scare!....

    ughhh...


    barf.
     
  9. Some1

    Some1 12oz Loyalist

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    ^^I have noticed this as well some asian girls are even shaped like upsidedown triangles fucking grossness

    but i will say i still love a asian bitch to death peace out
     
  10. BoB Hope ONER

    BoB Hope ONER Elite Member

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    dood.. remember when jim lee would draw girls in swimsuits..and they would have long ass.. i think it was some weird early 90's aesthetic.
     
  11. Weapon X

    Weapon X 12oz Loyalist

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    get one and sport it for halloween. You'll scare everybody!
     
  12. Weapon X

    Weapon X 12oz Loyalist

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    And yo, my buddy said he went to a jeans store and the lady explained what "bootcut" means, and he said it's mad gay. Like, it's supposed to snug right into your asscrack and have no seam or something gay like that...not sure.
     
  13. ego maniac

    ego maniac Elite Member

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    hahahah grossness!!!....
    hahaha
    I cant stop laughin... I keep imaginin
    long asses.... whats gross is when guys have em...
    and....... belie that...
     
  14. SpyD

    SpyD Elite Member

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    I was just talkin about this the other day. like how a chick in the 80s would be "FLy!" but today she would be like "ehhhhh". my my how times have changed
     
  15. Scarekroe

    Scarekroe Member

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    NOTHIN WRONG WITH THAT. DUDES AREN'T SUPPOSED TO HAVE BIG ASSES. UNLESS YOU EXPECT DUDES TO HAVE ASSES LIKE BEYONCE.
     
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