Ski Mask Posted May 12, 2003 Share Posted May 12, 2003 makes you wonder where that money for "heightened security" is going. MARY NERSESSIAN STAFF REPORTER A 7-year-old Canadian boy wandered unnoticed over the Whirlpool Bridge into the United States this weekend despite heightened border security. Mitchel Hernder, of Niagara Falls, Ont., was found two hours after he went missing Saturday afternoon. "Thank God he wasn't a terrorist," said Lieutenant Sal Pino of the Niagara Falls, N.Y. police. "It was a security violation, a 7-year-old should not have been allowed into the country." Police officer John Conte found the boy several kilometres from the border, standing in the middle of a six-lane street, after getting a call from a motorist. Mitchel, who is mildly autistic, had his name, address and phone number memorized. "It's not often you pick up a missing child from another country," Conte told CFTO. The boy's parents had earlier locked his bike in their garage as a punishment for wandering off without telling them. Mitchel took his sister's bike out at about 3:45 p.m., and rode about 2 1/2 kilometres to the border crossing. The boy told police that when he saw a "No Bicycles Allowed" sign at the border, he threw the bike over the bridge and continued on foot. Pino said there are three ways of getting through the border at that site, "but he should have been noticed no matter how he got across." When the Hernders discovered Mitchel was missing, they started looking in neighbours' backyards and called the police. They were especially concerned because the boy had a habit of befriending everyone, said his father Mark Hernder. "He has to be watched constantly," Hernder said in a telephone interview. "I turned around and he was gone, we were going nuts." When he arrived at the police station, his son was happily playing on the computer and sipping a pop. "It was a great adventure as far as (Mitchel) was concerned." With files from Canadian Press Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted May 12, 2003 Share Posted May 12, 2003 Originally posted by ese The boy told police that when he saw a "No Bicycles Allowed" sign at the border, he threw the bike over the bridge and continued on foot. Word! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted May 12, 2003 Share Posted May 12, 2003 showoff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted May 12, 2003 Author Share Posted May 12, 2003 Re: Re: 7 Year old retard crosses American border undetected. Originally posted by Smart Word! yea. you think that would have drawn at least a little attention from the border guards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TuffKid Posted May 12, 2003 Share Posted May 12, 2003 Re: Re: 7 Year old retard crosses American border undetected. Originally posted by Smart Word! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted May 12, 2003 Share Posted May 12, 2003 ha! I read the story in the paper this morn. They said he was only 'slightly autistic'. However after that bike stunt I'd say he's near genius! No bikes.... well huck the fucker off a bridge! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted May 12, 2003 Share Posted May 12, 2003 Re: Re: Re: 7 Year old retard crosses American border undetected. Originally posted by ese yea. you think that would have drawn at least a little attention from the border guards. hell yeah, that shit's punk rock! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymity1 Posted May 12, 2003 Share Posted May 12, 2003 I love how the reporter included that bit on throwing the bike over the bridge to justify how retarded this kid is. Apparently not dumb enough to make it past "heightened security" Too bad I cant get him to join my crew. He'd be down in a sec Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoshy Posted May 12, 2003 Share Posted May 12, 2003 just the headline was funny enough...a good chuckle 7 Year old retard crosses American border undetected Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killtheradio Posted May 12, 2003 Share Posted May 12, 2003 damn that kids badass.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted May 12, 2003 Share Posted May 12, 2003 Originally posted by ese "Thank God he wasn't a terrorist," said Lieutenant Sal Pino of the Niagara Falls, N.Y. police. :lol: a seven year old autistic terrorist... thank god he wasn't a terrorist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted May 12, 2003 Share Posted May 12, 2003 are there any canadians that ARENT autistic? i think not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted May 12, 2003 Share Posted May 12, 2003 the part about chucking the bike over the bridge made my day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esai Posted May 12, 2003 Share Posted May 12, 2003 I heard Bush is ordering a complete carpet bombing of southern canada for their human rights violation, plus the bike contained possible WMD's. Oh and they had spent their terrorism money on lazers that could zap a dune coon 20 miles away for even thinking of coming over the border. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldenglish Posted May 12, 2003 Share Posted May 12, 2003 ^that was really funny....that and the no bikes allowed so he threw it over the bridge...... i needed that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crave Posted May 12, 2003 Share Posted May 12, 2003 taxes at work......amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metallix Posted May 12, 2003 Share Posted May 12, 2003 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted May 12, 2003 Share Posted May 12, 2003 sleeping on the job. they should be fired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted May 12, 2003 Share Posted May 12, 2003 Originally posted by sneak the part about chucking the bike over the bridge made my day. I almost cried...ha-ha. Thats one funny fucking visual. No bikes eh? WTF, toss it off the bridge then. I'm going to the USA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted May 12, 2003 Share Posted May 12, 2003 bush is all talk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mang Posted May 12, 2003 Share Posted May 12, 2003 http://www.movie-source.com/zpics/pumpkin1.jpg'> SHE ONLY WANTED ME FOR MY PIMP JICE LET IT LOOSE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 terrorist attcks from canada?.....thats funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 well, they did catch that Moussaoui guy crossing the Canadian border... I don't think he was referring to Canadian Terrorists... but 'Canadian Terrorists' is funny... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BROWNer Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 well...canada actually has a history algerian 'terrorists' that goes back further than ahmed ressam(the guy who was arrested crossing the border).. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 oh I can believe some terrorism IN Canada, espescially from Algerians, but... the concept that 30 guys from Moosejaw highjack a plane to fight the US oppression of Back Bacon just cracks me up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8lover Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 this is quite a motivational story. if an autistic kid can get into america unnoticed, i think each and every one of us can strive to do whatever we put our minds to. this kid is saying FUCK A BIKE, FUCK A CANADA, FUCK A BORDER PATROL....ITS TIME TO BRING MY HANDICAPPED ASS ACROSS THIS BORDER AND I DONT CARE WHAT YOU THINK. godspeed you inspirational little sped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BROWNer Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 i fully support any and all oppression of back bacon. highly disgusting. can you imagine a posse of bob and doug's hijacking a plane? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 Originally posted by freightlover godspeed you inspirational little sped. hahaha thats fucked up. that little kid is straight gangster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Born Loser Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 SO.....thats where bigguy was:idea: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted May 13, 2003 Author Share Posted May 13, 2003 Originally posted by YG Blood SO.....thats where bigguy was:idea: yeah. didn't you notice your bike was gone? I thought you would have been upset. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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