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50 things she wishes you knew

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Kettiecat, Oct 21, 2002.

  1. Kettiecat

    Kettiecat Senior Member

    Joined: Aug 27, 2002 Messages: 1,122 Likes Received: 0
    1. Saying "I love you" immediately before, during, or after sex doesn't count.

    2. Real men drive stick

    3. I will leave if you lie.

    4. You are cute in raglan-sleeved T-shirts (two-toned baseball undershirts)

    5. I'm convinced I'm pregnant and obsess about it for 24 to 48 hours before my period, even when i have no reason to think so.

    6. I love it when you hug me from behind and whisper into my ear.(VERY TRUE)

    7. "Fine" is never an appropriate response when I ask you how I look.

    8. Most of the time when I fantasize, it's about you.

    9. I'm terrified of becoming my mother, even though I admire her.

    10. I get turned on simply seeing that I have an e-mail from you.

    11. I expect you to call me.

    12. Only rock stars are allowed to wear leather pants.**

    13. I'm scared of losing my independance.

    14. I'm more forgiving of you than I should be.

    15. Oral sex is your get-out-of-the-dog-house-free card.**

    16. You did something bad. I seem cool with it. I'm not.

    17.If i'm not having sex with you, <A> having a fat day; not feeling "connected" to you; <C> blackmailing you to get something I want.**

    18. Shoes determine whether you're fashionable or not. **

    19. I own a Debbie Gibson CD and i'm not afraid to use it.

    20. When I compare my tummy to a kangaroo pouch, say nothing.

    21. A man I love plans the occassional fancy-shmancy dress up sate and impromptu weekend getaways, and he buys my favorite candy in advance when we're just going to the movies.

    22. You look hot in hooded clothing items. (VERY TRUE)

    23. You should never tell me what to do.**

    24. If I slept over, you owe me breakfast.**

    25. My breasts LOVE much licking and sucking.

    26. If you ask me out directly, I will say yes.(TRUE)

    27. I'm very impressed when you ask for my advice. (TRUE)

    28. I'm unimpressed with a man who doesn't take the lead.(VERY TRUE)

    29. When in doubt, go with a shirt that matches your eye color.

    30. I want to be Madonna.

    31. Women get urinary tract infections. So watch (and wash) your finders.

    32. I'm in heaven when you hold my hand.

    33. You're sexy when you're shaving, fixing stuff, wearing white T-shirts and jeans, driving, eating a peach, holding a baby.(VERY TRUE)

    34. I need to hear how you feel about me. OFTEN. Tell me now.

    35. Suprises, especially gifts for ME = MORE LOVING.

    36. I want to be the best thing that's ever hapened to you. And for you to recognize this.(VERY TRUE)

    37. If I'm not feeling loved, I will start looking...

    38. Discussion of ex-bf's and ex-gf's should be avoided at all costs.**

    39. I like it when you tell me what you're thinking even if you don't know yourself.

    40. Celebrating our anniversary, even if it's only been a few months, earns major bonus points.

    41. I love it when you're sweaty. (VERY TRUE)

    42. It's best to consult your gal-pals for gift ideas.

    43. A lady should always be greeted with kisses.(VERY TRUE)

    44. I like porn.

    45. I love holding your ass in the palms of my hands.

    46. Even nice girls like hushed dirty talk in public.

    47. It's cheating as soon as you're doing something with her that you wouldn't want me to see, hear, read...

    48. For the record: I'd rather you break up with me than cheat.(VERY TRUE)

    49. I remember EVERYTHING from our relationship.

    50.You should know all this without me telling you.

    ** I personally don't agree
  2. duh-rye-won

    duh-rye-won Guest

    girls love a guy whos

  3. Pilau Hands

    Pilau Hands Guest

    read it once
    then read it to my girl
  4. Ford Prefect

    Ford Prefect New Jack

    Joined: Oct 17, 2002 Messages: 15 Likes Received: 0


    JESUS h CHRIST:crazy:
  5. Hate Therapy

    Hate Therapy Junior Member

    Joined: Aug 15, 2002 Messages: 161 Likes Received: 0
    These fucking Cosmopolitan top-50 things make me want to murder innocent people.

    51) She's got AIDS.
  6. The latte with double shot of dark rum I'm enjoying right now is by far cooler than any of you. Beer,

    El Mamerro
  7. YinzerXpress

    YinzerXpress Guest

  8. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

    The hot sauce on this sandwich is hotter than all of this!

    if #30 were true, I'd start dating midget women!
  9. dELiSs

    dELiSs Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 13, 2001 Messages: 2,898 Likes Received: 2
    "that is a pretty lame list. " - deliss
  10. juggernaut

    juggernaut Member

    Joined: Nov 12, 2001 Messages: 414 Likes Received: 0
    the 13 bullshit items

    this shit will fuck up saps like me more than it will help them.
    this stuff may be true for a decent girl, looking for a relationship and all that, but for the majority of cockhound lame-assed girls out there, these thirteen items are false.
    ...although some may work if you use them sparingly.

    also, let the record show that my girl of four years loves all this sappy stuff, and she always has, even when we weren't in a committed relationship.:love2:

    meh, diff'rent strokes for diff'rent folks.
    -jugger, the mysogynist asshole.
  11. angry xbox

    angry xbox Guest

    if any of tht were true id have my girl under my desk at work licking my hemmoroids to itch them but

  12. DEE38

    DEE38 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 8, 2001 Messages: 11,128 Likes Received: 13
  13. zorak

    zorak Member

    Joined: Jun 5, 2002 Messages: 666 Likes Received: 1
    this list is similar to 12oz lately...

    weak sauce.

    SHUTMDOWN Member

    Joined: Oct 9, 2002 Messages: 642 Likes Received: 0
    So last night I'm at this carry-out pizza place inspecting my freshly made cheese steak, and I say to the guy behind the counter (while pointing at one of those red squeeze bottle things) "Is this ketchup?"
    "Yeah" or something to that effect in some half english, half whatever, mumble. So I start drowning my sub in it (yummm), the whole time thinking- damn these cheap muthafuckas water the shit out of their ketchup. Well, needless to say I was a little pissed when I found out it was hotsauce and nobody stopped me, not even the two dickheads I was there with. Yeah real f'in funny! Jokes on them though, cause it wasnt that bad.

    sandwiches with hot sauce...I'm a fan
  15. suburbian bum

    suburbian bum 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Jan 30, 2001 Messages: 14,673 Likes Received: 3
    FUCK THAT SHIT. I hate those stupid things. Like TOP 10 things girls want you do to. Top 10 things girls dont like about guys. FUCK THEY ARE SO LAME. Go read maxim you ugly fucks. I also hate maxim, and all those magazines.