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5 reasons why you're still a child

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by ubejinxed, Oct 17, 2003.

  1. ubejinxed

    ubejinxed Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 12, 2001 Messages: 7,543 Likes Received: 3
    i have never grown up, well i guess in some respects yes, but i try to retain as much immaturity as possible.


    - i will chase small furry creatures
    - i will pout when i do not get my way
    - i am fascinated by body parts, and still think bodily function jokes are funny
    - i run in malls, stores or anywhere
    - sometimes i say the most inappropriate things

    yay for being immature on fridays.
     
  2. -Rage-

    -Rage- 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 12, 2001 Messages: 10,006 Likes Received: 27
  3. ubejinxed

    ubejinxed Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 12, 2001 Messages: 7,543 Likes Received: 3
    :)


    that's the spirit.
     
  4. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
    hmmm...



    • I write on walls
      I love to sport the baseballs caps
      I have a collection of cool toys
     
  5. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
    oh... and on occasion I get embarasing boners.
     
  6. CinchedWaist

    CinchedWaist Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 11, 2003 Messages: 2,691 Likes Received: 1
    * I like to build sandcastles
    * I like to collect leaves in the autumn
    * I like to play dress up
    * I like to wear my hair in pigtails and wear knee highs
    * I still buy toys from those 25 cent machines in grocery stores.
     
  7. ubejinxed

    ubejinxed Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 12, 2001 Messages: 7,543 Likes Received: 3
    me too!
     
  8. SteveAustin

    SteveAustin Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 12, 2002 Messages: 7,042 Likes Received: 2
    I absolutely refuse to grow up.
    * I still love to ride bikes
    * I pick my nose (I know ladies...sexy as all get out)
    * I fart any where I please and usually start laughing immediately after.
    * I sit at the kids table at family functions. Hell of a lot more fun.
    * I can't have a conversation without sound effects.
    * Lots and lots of toys.
    * I still write on anything and everything.

    edit:
    I can't count and have an unhealthy love affair for stickers.
     
  9. CinchedWaist

    CinchedWaist Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 11, 2003 Messages: 2,691 Likes Received: 1
    Hey, I do sound effects too. I also have millions of different accents and voices I apply to conversations almost unconciously.
    And I absolutely adore picking my nose. Who doesn't?
    I don't chase furry animals, but if i see a squirrel I'll do my special squirrel call that makes them think I'm one of their clan.
    I'm also a very curious person, I love to ask questions.
     
  10. GLIK$

    GLIK$ Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 23, 2002 Messages: 22,277 Likes Received: 117

    every boner i get is embarassing. :eek:
     
  11. uncle-boy

    uncle-boy Guest

    *im mean to girls when i like them

    *i piss my pants (at least once a year after a long childish night of beer and drugs)

    *i still try to barter with "ill be your best friend"

    *i hide under the blanket when im scared

    *i also think farts are hilarious, especially new castle farts.
     
  12. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
    why?

    do the ladies laugh?

    size a problem?
     
  13. I'm totally denying to comply to 'adult' life in general.

    However, the strongest reason:

    Due to an illness that almost costed my mom's life when she had me,
    she couldnt breastfeed me. Eversince i became the Robin Hood of titsuckin...only i keep the loot to my self...er, thats more like the Al Capone of titsuckin...but you get it.
     
  14. Sora

    Sora New Jack

    Joined: Oct 13, 2002 Messages: 34 Likes Received: 0
    -i still like 5 year old girls..(and boys ~_^)
    -i love building with lego's
    -i always watch cartoons (mostly anime but i get in the nick and CN when i can)
    -i still get embarrased when i takl about sex infront of girls.
    -video games...all the time..
    -the most fun about holloween horror nights last night..was the foam bubble things..
     
  15. !@#$%

    [email protected]#$% Moderator Crew

    Joined: Oct 1, 2002 Messages: 18,517 Likes Received: 621
    geez.

    a while ago, my mom started bugging me about having a baby.

    later that night, i found myself running across 6 lanes of a highway to get away from a huge spot i had just smashed with some friends.

    as i was running, and subsequently driving my shin full force into a jersey wall, i was thinking to myself "Am I the type of woman who is ready to have a baby??"

    i wasn't a child even when i was a child.
    but i'm no fucking grown up, that's fo sho
     
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