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4) If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by ETHREADZNY, Dec 5, 2002.

  1. ETHREADZNY

    ETHREADZNY 12oz Elite Member

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    4) If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

    Discussion started by ETHREADZNY - Dec 5, 2002

    questions to think about for awhile


    Should Vegetarians eat animal crackers?

    If a funeral procession is at night, do you drive with your lights off?

    Do you find it a bit unnerving doctors call what they do practice?

    f someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

    When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

    hen you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?


    Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
     
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    ETHREADZNY - Replied Dec 5, 2002

    * How many ducks would it take to equal the weight of an average human?
    * Why do mice always choose to run across the room in the middle of good TV shows, and never during the commercials?
    * Why do you only slip and fall when carrying fragile things?
    * Why does the buttered side of the toast always land on the floor?
    * Why do you only go out for spaghetti while wearing a white shirt?
    * Why doesn't cable TV show anything good?
    * Why do you only crave fast food AFTER the restaurant has closed for the night?
    * Why do some people type "cool" as "kewl?"
    * Why are you reading this page?
    * Why are baby predators cuter than baby harmless creatures?
    * Why can I never find my book after setting it down for twenty seconds?
    * Why is there no good and cheap Macintosh software readily available?
    * Why wasn't I born rich?
    * Why is Baywatch so popular, if nobody I know ever watches it?
     
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    Abracadabra - Replied Dec 5, 2002

    if humans evolved from apes....then why do we still have apes?
     
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    some pittsburgh flavor - Replied Dec 5, 2002

    a turtle without a shell is: fucked
     
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    ETHREADZNY - Replied Dec 5, 2002

    good point. The funny thing is I am still crossing over...
     
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    Dirty_habiT - Replied Dec 5, 2002

    that'd make it a frog.
     
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    Skull&Bones - Replied Dec 5, 2002

    * How many ducks would it take to equal the weight of an average human?
    * Why do mice always choose to run across the room in the middle of good TV shows, and never during the commercials?
    * Why do you only slip and fall when carrying fragile things?
    * Why does the buttered side of the toast always land on the floor?
    * Why do you only go out for spaghetti while wearing a white shirt?
    * Why doesn't cable TV show anything good?
    * Why do you only crave fast food AFTER the restaurant has closed for the night?
    * Why do some people type "cool" as "kewl?"
    * Why are you reading this page?
    * Why are baby predators cuter than baby harmless creatures?
    * Why can I never find my book after setting it down for twenty seconds?
    * Why is there no good and cheap Macintosh software readily available?
    * Why wasn't I born rich?
    * Why is Baywatch so popular, if nobody I know ever watches it?


    The answer to all is: Murphy's Law.