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30 things to say to a naked guy...

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by jades_blue, Oct 21, 2002.

  1. jades_blue

    jades_blue 12oz Senior Member

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    30 things to say to a naked guy...

    Discussion started by jades_blue - Oct 21, 2002

    1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
    2. Ahhhh, it's cute.
    3. Why don't we just cuddle?
    4. You know they have surgery to fix that.
    5. Make it dance.
    6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?
    7. Wow, and your feet are so big.
    8. It's OK, we'll work around it.
    9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
    10. Oh no... a flash headache.
    11. (giggle and point)
    12. Can I be honest with you?
    13. How sweet, you brought incense.
    14. This explains your car.
    15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
    16. Why is God punishing me?
    17. At least this won't take long.
    18. I never saw one like that before.
    19. But it still works, right?
    20. It looks so unused.
    21. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
    22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
    23. Are you cold?
    24. If you get me real drunk first.
    25. Is that an optical illusion?
    26. What is that?
    27. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
    28. Does it come with an air pump?
    29. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
    30. I guess this makes me the early bird

    because sometimes, the tables do turn...
     
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  2. jades_blue

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    jades_blue - Replied Oct 21, 2002

    not.
     
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  3. dELiSs

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    is it suppose to look like that?
     
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  4. --zeSto--

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    --zeSto-- - Replied Oct 21, 2002

    ouch! those poor guys!

    #27 seems to be the one that would hurt the least

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    ;)
     
  5. spec

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    spec - Replied Oct 21, 2002

    I'd say put some fucking pants on ;)
     
  6. platapie

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    platapie - Replied Oct 21, 2002

    31. its encino man!
     
  7. rip

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    rip - Replied Oct 21, 2002

    MuffMuffMuffMuffMuff:king:
     
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  8. PHYNE

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    PHYNE - Replied Oct 21, 2002

    i wouldnt say shit i would toss a little lighter fluid on him and set him ablaze:D it'd be funny seeing a naked dude on fire,his nut hairs and ass hairs would be scorched...ouch....and the smell alone would kill a moose...just my opinion...peace:king:
     
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    :eek:
     
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  10. Fabo 2

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    Hahahaha.
     
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  11. S@T@N

    S@T@N 12oz Senior Member

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    32. Put pants on before I stab you
     
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  12. juggernaut

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    hahahahahahahaaa.. and/or lifted truck.
     
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    yeah, number 14 is a good one. the only good one, i think. man, if some girl said that stuff to me, she'd be facefucked hard. she'd be slaphappy!
     
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  14. LadyKrink

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    LadyKrink - Replied Oct 22, 2002

    there was a naked guy running in and out of freeway traffic today on cops...i dont think i would have said much of anything to him, i would probably just throw my soda at him
     
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