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30 things to say to a naked guy...

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by jades_blue, Oct 21, 2002.

  1. jades_blue

    jades_blue Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 1,019 Likes Received: 0
    1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
    2. Ahhhh, it's cute.
    3. Why don't we just cuddle?
    4. You know they have surgery to fix that.
    5. Make it dance.
    6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?
    7. Wow, and your feet are so big.
    8. It's OK, we'll work around it.
    9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
    10. Oh no... a flash headache.
    11. (giggle and point)
    12. Can I be honest with you?
    13. How sweet, you brought incense.
    14. This explains your car.
    15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
    16. Why is God punishing me?
    17. At least this won't take long.
    18. I never saw one like that before.
    19. But it still works, right?
    20. It looks so unused.
    21. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
    22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
    23. Are you cold?
    24. If you get me real drunk first.
    25. Is that an optical illusion?
    26. What is that?
    27. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
    28. Does it come with an air pump?
    29. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
    30. I guess this makes me the early bird

    because sometimes, the tables do turn...
     
  2. jades_blue

    jades_blue Senior Member

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  3. dELiSs

    dELiSs Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 13, 2001 Messages: 2,898 Likes Received: 2
    is it suppose to look like that?
     
  4. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Guest

    ouch! those poor guys!

    #27 seems to be the one that would hurt the least

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    ;)
     
  5. spec

    spec Guest

    I'd say put some fucking pants on ;)
     
  6. platapie

    platapie Guest

    31. its encino man!
     
  7. rip

    rip Elite Member

    Joined: Nov 10, 2001 Messages: 2,667 Likes Received: 0
    MuffMuffMuffMuffMuff:king:
     
  8. PHYNE

    PHYNE Guest

    i wouldnt say shit i would toss a little lighter fluid on him and set him ablaze:D it'd be funny seeing a naked dude on fire,his nut hairs and ass hairs would be scorched...ouch....and the smell alone would kill a moose...just my opinion...peace:king:
     
  9. ~KRYLON2~

    ~KRYLON2~ 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 13, 2001 Messages: 10,443 Likes Received: 191
  10. Fabo 2

    Fabo 2 Member

    Joined: Mar 20, 2002 Messages: 345 Likes Received: 1

    Hahahaha.
     
  11. S@T@N

    [email protected]@N Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 15, 2002 Messages: 1,998 Likes Received: 0
    32. Put pants on before I stab you
     
  12. juggernaut

    juggernaut Member

    Joined: Nov 12, 2001 Messages: 414 Likes Received: 0
    hahahahahahahaaa.. and/or lifted truck.
     
  13. Weapon X

    Weapon X 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Sep 6, 2002 Messages: 14,905 Likes Received: 202
    yeah, number 14 is a good one. the only good one, i think. man, if some girl said that stuff to me, she'd be facefucked hard. she'd be slaphappy!
     
  14. LadyKrink

    LadyKrink New Jack

    Joined: Mar 25, 2002 Messages: 41 Likes Received: 0
    there was a naked guy running in and out of freeway traffic today on cops...i dont think i would have said much of anything to him, i would probably just throw my soda at him
     
  15. Grandola

    Grandola Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 16, 2002 Messages: 1,773 Likes Received: 0
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